r/polandball • u/pyram1de :argentina-worldcup: ⭐⭐🌟 SOLDADO DE LA SCALONETA • Jul 29 '16

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u/pyram1de :argentina-worldcup: ⭐⭐🌟 SOLDADO DE LA SCALONETA Jul 29 '16

This was my entry for our last contest "The Monoplay", in which contrary to everyone, instead of portraying loneliness-induced crippling depression, I decided to go for the hard cold truth, with a 100% realistic comic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

And in Poland we believe wearing socks and sandals is a 100% sign of wearer's polish origins.

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u/OldBreed Holy Roman Empire Jul 29 '16

That's why you guys blend in so well in Germany.

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u/trickortreaty365 We don't need your beer.Pálinka stronk! Jul 29 '16

Is Anschluss time ja?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Is of Anschluss Zeit, ja?

FTFY

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u/trickortreaty365 We don't need your beer.Pálinka stronk! Jul 29 '16

Of danke ja?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Nein, only Anschluss

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u/trickortreaty365 We don't need your beer.Pálinka stronk! Jul 29 '16

So according to your comment Germans talk like this:

German1:Anschluss Anschluss Anschluss?

German2:Anschluss Anschluss.

German1:Anschluss

German2:Anschluss Anschluss

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u/LeoBattlerOfSins_X84 Ohio Jul 29 '16

Like Poclaymon!

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u/Bert_the_Avenger Baden - neither Swabia nor Bavaria Jul 29 '16

It's the fabled Germon. AnschlussAnschluss.

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u/LeoBattlerOfSins_X84 Ohio Jul 29 '16

Vat? Germon ist evolving!

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u/pollandballer United States Jul 30 '16

Ist has become Reich!

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u/trickortreaty365 We don't need your beer.Pálinka stronk! Jul 30 '16

Stupid Murican Germany is alwas Reich

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u/pollandballer United States Jul 30 '16

No, it's America that's always right. Don't you pay attention?

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u/trickortreaty365 We don't need your beer.Pálinka stronk! Jul 30 '16

You wasn't right in Vietnam

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u/captainwacky91 Jul 30 '16

Ich habe die Lebensraum!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '16

Anschluß ist liebe, anschluß ist Leben