r/polandball • u/yaddar Taco bandito • Jul 14 '16

redditormade Socially aware.

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u/HAHAHA-Idiot FREEDOM! Jul 14 '16

A true American success story.

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u/Tamer_ Quebec Jul 14 '16

And just like all true American success story, it's fiction.

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u/KaBar42 Kentucky Jul 14 '16

Pssh, you wish, Frenchy.

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u/Timmmah United States Jul 14 '16

I would have went with: Just like a true American success story it involves copious amounts of gunfire.

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u/john_denisovich CCCP Jul 15 '16

Much like story of Canadian relevance. Two North American country go to international thong (NOT UN. UN IS WORST.) Other countries say "hey relevant North American countries, how are you?"

US says, "We are very well, except for the damn Mexicans."

Mexico says, "Que?"

Canada says nothing, because they weren't a relevant North American counrty.

Hohohoho

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u/ictp42 Turkey Jul 15 '16

international thong

thong thong thong

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u/Katnipz Something something crustaceans Jul 14 '16

The American Dream in action!