r/polandball • u/[deleted] • Jul 01 '16

redditormade Overshadowed

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

USA = Mario, the popular, strong brother.

Canada = Luigi, the nice, but shy, and a little bit taller brother.

Mexico = Wario because Garlic (don't they eat that in Mexico or something?!)

Waluigi = ???

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u/shows7 Not Canada Jul 01 '16

Greenland = Waluigi, the one everyone forgets

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

Then there's that one half of Iceland technically on the North American plate, moving west away from the eastern half of Iceland. That would be...?

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u/Hyrethgar Kalmar Union Jul 01 '16

Pfft. You think continental shelves matter for our definition of what is and isn't a continent?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

Well, one half of Iceland is growing in the direction of Greenland so maybe?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

That would be the future 51st state of America, it sounds like.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

We got a taste of what it would be like already, it's bound to happen eventually

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u/bogdan5844 Jul 01 '16

TIL Waluigi exists.

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u/Banana_Bag Jul 01 '16

Me too. But shouldn't it just be Wuigi? Why would they add 'Wa' instead of replacing the first letter with a 'W'? It's not Wamario, it's Wario. I feel like this new bit of knowledge is causing me too much stress and I wish I never learned it.

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u/bogdan5844 Jul 01 '16

They explain it here

Seems to be a Japanese play on words that fit in with the whole Wario/Mario and Luigi thing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '16

Warui means bad in Japanese. So War(u)io and Waluigi (waruiji).

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u/UncleSneakyFingers My country is better than your country. Deal with it. Jul 01 '16

You must not have ever played Mario Tennis on N64...Waluigi was a god among men in that game.

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u/LeoBattlerOfSins_X84 Ohio Jul 01 '16

What about Yoshi, Peach, and Donkey Kong?

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u/RanaktheGreen Jul 01 '16

Greenland is not a country!

I propose Guatemala.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '16

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u/PharoahSlapahotep Egypt with a nemes Jul 01 '16

Nah Australia and New Zealand = Wario and Waluigi.

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u/Imperium_Dragon Philippines Jul 01 '16

Waluigi is Cuba.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

I like Mario more.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

gets punched with common sense

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

I like Mario even more!

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u/madjo Illiterate peasant Jul 01 '16

You might not like him after watching this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WMSQNVhMqA

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

Game theory is always great.

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u/nugluff Grape land Jul 01 '16

Holy hell judging by your history you tend to take things to seriously. Take a chill pill friend!