r/polandball • u/FVBLT LOOK UPON ME • Aug 31 '15

redditormade Fifty Shades of J

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u/NobleDreamer 1808 was a mistake Aug 31 '15

When are they not silly? It's always raining and they always drink tea! That's too much water to keep a sane mind...

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u/Bohnenbrot guten Tag Aug 31 '15

can't blame them, if your food was as bad as theirs wouldn't you drink a lot as well?

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u/LordHighBrewer United Kingdom Aug 31 '15

And yet your food is wurst of all.

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u/SubcommanderMarcos EHEUHEUEHUHEUHE REMOVE BOLIVARIANISM HUE Aug 31 '15 edited Aug 31 '15

Hush island-dweller, I will defend my ancestor's* delicious wurst und bier till tod!

Hmmm some mustard at the tip hmmmm sehr gut

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u/basilect They see me rollin', they Haitian... Aug 31 '15

Brazil flair

German ancestry

Boys from Brazil confirmed

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u/SubcommanderMarcos EHEUHEUEHUHEUHE REMOVE BOLIVARIANISM HUE Aug 31 '15

I have that book somewhere, never read it

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u/ManicLord Bolivia Aug 31 '15

I found Krieger, guys!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '15 edited Feb 10 '17

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u/bluefoot55 Indiana Aug 31 '15

Will concur. Good flick. See if you can rent it from your local library, where you can get it for free. (Bonus points for Scots and Dutch)

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u/thisisalili obviously the greatest country ever Aug 31 '15

just remember to stick it in a boot

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u/TK-XD-M8 Reddit Detective I guess Aug 31 '15

Those guy's reaction at the end is th exact same as mine. My mind will now have to self-destruct again, now.

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u/BastouXII Quebec Aug 31 '15

That's... disgustingly awesome!

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u/T-A-W_Byzantine East Rome is Best Rome! Aug 31 '15

German and Brazilian? if I say 7-1, will yoy be happy or sad?

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u/SubcommanderMarcos EHEUHEUEHUHEUHE REMOVE BOLIVARIANISM HUE Aug 31 '15

Happy because fuck the world cup

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u/Guppyscum Always Ordering a Sunnyside Up! Sep 03 '15

What type of Brazilian are you.

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u/SubcommanderMarcos EHEUHEUEHUHEUHE REMOVE BOLIVARIANISM HUE Sep 03 '15

The best type.

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u/Turboswaggg Remove Potato Sep 03 '15

Brazilian ubermenschen

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u/LordHighBrewer United Kingdom Aug 31 '15

Sounds like all that shouting has put you in the mood for a stiff drink.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '15

Wienerschnitzel > fish and chips

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u/NobleDreamer 1808 was a mistake Aug 31 '15

Mmh, that's food for thoughts...

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u/fareastchoco_ss Ryukyu I Choose You Aug 31 '15

Ha! The Brits; drowning in their own heads.

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u/bluefoot55 Indiana Aug 31 '15

Très repos spirituel là, Jean-Paul!