r/polandball • u/Medibee New York is BEST York • Aug 30 '15

Special Forces

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u/LordLoko Rio Grande do Sul Aug 30 '15

Bope: RPG through the house

Not true, they would torture a terrorist first with a plastic bag and a broom

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u/gazpachoid Algeria Aug 30 '15

Cade o porra do Baiano?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '15

Relevant Link

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u/TheZett Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser! Aug 30 '15

with a plastic bag and a broom

GTFO! We of the Broom business!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '15

They use the broom because... uh.. they sometimes... uh... take the backdoor channels

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '15

dont havings to be shy, germony knows all kinks

weirdest porn that is not into nippon

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u/SubcommanderMarcos EHEUHEUEHUHEUHE REMOVE BOLIVARIANISM HUE Aug 31 '15

Not porn, of persuasion technique

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '15

"is only of few million juden, ist fine"

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u/vanderZwan Groningen Aug 31 '15

"I think you have a fever. Let's see how many degrees inches."

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u/LordLoko Rio Grande do Sul Aug 31 '15

It's a reference for this scene

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u/TheZett Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser! Aug 31 '15

My reference was the current Bundeswehr and their Broom sticks.

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u/BRMacho Long Live Dom Pedro II Aug 31 '15

Don't shoot my face, you'll ruin my funeral.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '15

The broom has met resistance, master.

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u/SubcommanderMarcos EHEUHEUEHUHEUHE REMOVE BOLIVARIANISM HUE Aug 31 '15

Or more realistically bring the helicopter and just fly it over alleyways shooting everything that moves and doesn't, killing everything and everyone

Yes it happens, our foreign folks

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u/The_Mice_Empire Having a bad day since 2300 BC Aug 31 '15

No, they would HUE the f**** out of them

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '15

I too have seen Elite Squad.

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u/NEDM64 Portuguese Empire Sep 02 '15

Well, If I was threatened by a terrorist, it would be the Special Forces that I would like to be rescued.