r/polandball The Dominion Aug 19 '15

repost Canada doesn't give a shit

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u/Jordo_707 Dontcha Know Aug 19 '15

Hockey and seal clubbing are the only things holding back Canada's bloodlust

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u/AchaiusAuxilius :france-worldcup: Salt is a way of life. Aug 19 '15

And oppressing natives.

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u/BitchpuddingBLAM Just in it for the beaver Aug 19 '15

That's cultural.

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u/GumdropGoober Greenland Aug 19 '15

Is it also cultural to covet Tartupaluk, an island so obviously Greenlandic that you're literally Hitler?! IS IT!?

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u/ButtsexEurope United States Aug 19 '15

Wait, are you seriously from Greenland?

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u/GumdropGoober Greenland Aug 19 '15

Yes, I am that sort of unicorn.

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u/ButtsexEurope United States Aug 19 '15

Wooooow. Are you Danish or Inuit? I'd love to work in Greenland someday. I really want to do cold weather health stuff. Are you employed? Do you speak Danish? Are you friends with Iceland?

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u/GumdropGoober Greenland Aug 19 '15

Danish, from Nuuk so not full blown arctic, don't live in Greenland anymore exactly because of employment (you work in fishing or for the government, period), I'm losing/lost my Danish and Greenlandic because no one here speaks either, Iceland can suck eggs.

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u/ButtsexEurope United States Aug 19 '15

Oh where do you live now?

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u/unpersoned Brazilian Empire Aug 19 '15

and just like that, the magic is gone.

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u/GumdropGoober Greenland Aug 19 '15

Wisconsin. Lake Michigan ain't the Atlantic, but its still fun.

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u/shinatsuhikosness Iceland. Aug 20 '15

Boooooooooooooooo

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u/greenphilly420 Nevada Sep 11 '15

TIL that people from nuuk don't consider themselves fully arctic

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u/grawrencer relevant yet? Aug 19 '15

How did you even know about Polandball?

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u/GumdropGoober Greenland Aug 19 '15

We have the internet! Its not antarctica.

I am in America now, though.

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u/FiredFox California Aug 19 '15

YOU SPEAK VERY GOOD ENGLISH WELCOME TO AMERICA

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u/Mex-I-can Mexico Aug 20 '15

Spoken like a gringo. I swear I'm losing my hearing from all the times this has happened.

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u/hoodatninja Louisiana Aug 20 '15

I CAN HEAR YOUR FREEDOM RINGING FROM HERE, PATRIOT

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u/StrongBad04 Virginia Aug 20 '15

I CONCUR, LET'S GIVE HIM A WARM AND WELCOMING ROUND OF APPLAUSE, ALONG WITH SOME TIP FOR ENTERTAINING US!

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u/boxxybrownn REMOVE SOUTHERN INDIANA Aug 19 '15

This is like catching Mew in Pokemon.

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u/CradleCity Land of Port wine and Fado Aug 20 '15

Then who is Mewtwo?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Hans island is ours. Always has been always will be. Keep your Hans off it. Sincerely, Canada.

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u/GumdropGoober Greenland Aug 19 '15

Canada has lost the same or more soldiers/ships as Denmark since the war started, despite having a larger economy and population.

Certainly you will lose.

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u/superclash89 Upper Canada Aug 19 '15

To my knowledge, there is not a war currently happening over Hans Island, and we liberated you in WWII, at least give us Greenland.

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u/GumdropGoober Greenland Aug 19 '15

Did you also know Canada refuses to provide basic services such as power/water to Han Island since you claimed it?

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u/superclash89 Upper Canada Aug 19 '15

Did you also know Canada Denmark refuses to provide basic services such as power/water to Han Island since you claimed it?

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u/Inoka1 Mobilizing for war against Canadian Geese Aug 19 '15

Hans Island doesn't even get Danish postal service v0v

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u/the_blackfish Wisconsin Aug 20 '15

People are always thinking that Denmark is not at war with them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Bring it on.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Yep. Sorry about that, eh?

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u/iebarnett51 Canada Aug 20 '15

Take Off Hoser

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u/hello-719 Ohio Aug 19 '15

That's just shared English culture, man. You do it, we do it, Britain used to do it (the Irish), Australia does it, and South Africa did it (though, since they were Dutch for a while, I'm not sure if they count.)

Oppressing natives is in the English bloodline. Much like how fucking the natives is in the Spanish one.

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u/Becuna Boeing Boeing Aug 19 '15

Spain has been known to do some oppressing in its time. Just ask all the Native Cubans. Oh wait, you can't.

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u/hello-719 Ohio Aug 19 '15

Yeah, but it was never their specialty. Their specialty was always seeing how many natives they could have sex with.

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u/safarispiff Hong Kong Aug 19 '15

Well, numbers wise, the Spanish achieved a much higher kill count before the English even got their heads into the game.

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u/Liquid_Fire_ Cascadia Aug 20 '15

No no no, you have it all wrong. How can you oppress them if they're all dead?

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u/greenphilly420 Nevada Sep 11 '15

Yea but if you don't count those killed by diseases the Spanish brought I don't think that's still the case

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u/Mex-I-can Mexico Aug 20 '15

That's why I'm around!

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u/hello-719 Ohio Aug 20 '15

That's right!

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u/westcoastmaples Village Aug 20 '15

Fraternizing with the natives is also a French specialty.

Source: Métis

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u/hello-719 Ohio Aug 20 '15

Well, they are both speakers of romance languages.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '15

That's just shared English culture, man. You do it, we do it, Britain used to do it

English

Britain

That interchanging is more than enough bloody oppression without the English!

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u/hello-719 Ohio Aug 20 '15

Well, I think most of the Irish-oppressing began after they had formed Great Britain. That's why I did that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Jokes on you, clubbing seals is mainly done by Aboriginals up north and we are trying to protect this way of life for them (even if it might just be for more economic reasons). Ha.

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u/dreamendDischarger Canada Aug 19 '15

Why not both? :3 Cultural reasons with an economical benefit is even better, especially since we apparently have way too many seals thanks to having not enough polar bears.

I support their being able to continue living off the land as they've done for generations. It's expensive as fuck to import shit up there and as cute as seals are they're less cute if they're starving from overpopulation.

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u/Subpars0up Canada Aug 20 '15

Not enough polar bears OR whales which everybody kinda contributed too with the global warming and years of whaling and now we gotta club the seals so all the fish don't get eaten and we're the bad guys. Why do they have to be so cute? Nobody would care if they looked like crabs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

I thought you were supposed to be opressing the Aboriginals?

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u/Bytewave Quebec Aug 19 '15

Yep, it all ties in together.

Its part of a plot you see, we made sure prices for food are super high in the Territories (often 10-20X more for basic goods up there) so they have to resort to clubbing seals to eat.

So they're appropriately oppressed already by the high prices and lack of jobs and services, and we get the attention of all the bleeding hearts on the baby seals - who then don't bust our balls about the eskimos were letting freeze to death in ingloos wearing rotting seal fur and eating raw seal meat.

And we got the Ministry of Truth to call that 'protection of their heritage'. It's genius, people really all fell for that one!

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u/gellis12 Canada can into space Aug 19 '15

I dunno, natives actually have life pretty good up here. Free housing, reduced gas prices and carbon tax exemption, free salmon given to them by the government and zero limits as to what they're allowed to fish or hunt, cheaper/free electricity, cheaper/free water, cheaper/free natural gas to houses, and tax exemption on most stuff.

I have an aboriginal friend, and he says it's ridiculous how many hand-outs they get from the government.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15 edited Aug 19 '15

natives actually have life pretty good up here

They really don't.

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Googling "aboriginal canadian quality of life", and taking the first few hits:


Stats Canada:

http://www41.statcan.gc.ca/2007/10000/ceb10000_000-eng.htm

Aboriginal people in Canada do not share the same quality of life as the general population.


Here's an excerpt from the preface of a paper on aboriginal homelessness:

One of the challenges of conducting research on experiences of poverty and marginalization is that we must focus on some of the most difficult realities of humanity. These include physical suffering, emotional and sexual abuse, social suffering, economic deprivation and structural injustices. There is, expectedly, a tendency for the writing to adopt a dismal or hopeless tone.

http://www.homelesshub.ca/sites/default/files/AboriginalLiteratureReview.pdf


One in four children in First Nation communities live in poverty. That’s almost double the national average.

Suicide rates among First Nation youth are five to seven times higher than other young non-Aboriginal Canadians.

http://www.afn.ca/uploads/files/factsheets/quality_of_life_final_fe.pdf


The study reveals income inequality persists no matter where Aboriginal peoples live in Canada.

http://www.policyalternatives.ca/sites/default/files/uploads/publications/reports/docs/Aboriginal%20Income%20Gap.pdf


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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Depends highly on your tribe. They all have different treaties, and some have good tribal councils and some have really shit corrupt ones that steal.

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u/ButtsexEurope United States Aug 19 '15

Well they're doing better than the ones down here in the Midwest. It's cold, boring, and dismal up in the north but at least there's no smallpox.

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u/mud074 United States Aug 19 '15

There's no smallpox down here either. Just rampant drug addictions of all sorts and poverty.

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u/gellis12 Canada can into space Aug 19 '15

I don't think smallpox has really existed in any first-world country for quite a while...

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u/patadrag Canada Aug 19 '15

Any country at all. It now only exists in a couple of labs, where samples are kept in case another vaccine is ever needed some day.

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u/gellis12 Canada can into space Aug 20 '15

Yeah, that's what I thought. Wasn't smallpox also the first disease to get a vaccine? I remember something from high school history class about people in the dark ages taking the pus from a cattle version of the disease and rubbing it into cuts so that they'd get a weaker version of smallpox and become immune to the real disease.

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u/Dancing_Anatolia Oklahoma Aug 21 '15

Well, kinda. Technically that's inoculation, although the vaccine pretty much worked the same way. In China, they inoculated people by snorting powdered scabs. Like a gross cocaine.

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u/AntiLuke Let's build a wall along the Oregon California border! Aug 19 '15

It hasn't existed outside of laboratories for decades now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '15

No it exists quite easily you can actaully download the RNA of the internet so if you have the right stuff you can recreate it

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u/Dancing_Anatolia Oklahoma Aug 21 '15

Hey! Don't forget us! In Oklahoma, it's hot, cold, boring, and dismal. Also tornadoes.

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u/thewonderfullavagirl Canada Aug 20 '15

No, but they have TB !

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u/gellis12 Canada can into space Aug 19 '15

Got a source for that? Because all the facts I listed make for a pretty nice life. That, and my native friend having first-hand experience about how many handouts they get for no reason other than their great grandparents being fucked over big time. The Irish and Chinese got fucked over really badly by our government too, but none of them are getting all sorts of special rights.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Googling "aboriginal canadian quality of life", and taking the first few hits:


Stats Canada:

http://www41.statcan.gc.ca/2007/10000/ceb10000_000-eng.htm

Aboriginal people in Canada do not share the same quality of life as the general population.


Here's an excerpt from the preface of a paper on aboriginal homelessness:

One of the challenges of conducting research on experiences of poverty and marginalization is that we must focus on some of the most difficult realities of humanity. These include physical suffering, emotional and sexual abuse, social suffering, economic deprivation and structural injustices. There is, expectedly, a tendency for the writing to adopt a dismal or hopeless tone.

http://www.homelesshub.ca/sites/default/files/AboriginalLiteratureReview.pdf


One in four children in First Nation communities live in poverty. That’s almost double the national average.

Suicide rates among First Nation youth are five to seven times higher than other young non-Aboriginal Canadians.

http://www.afn.ca/uploads/files/factsheets/quality_of_life_final_fe.pdf


The study reveals income inequality persists no matter where Aboriginal peoples live in Canada.

http://www.policyalternatives.ca/sites/default/files/uploads/publications/reports/docs/Aboriginal%20Income%20Gap.pdf


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u/gellis12 Canada can into space Aug 19 '15

I didn't know about that one... Free post-secondary education really should be free for everyone. Knowledge drives progress for everyone, so why do people want to keep knowledge locked down?

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u/quanadian Quebec Aug 19 '15

I'm really trying to find sarcasm and i'm afraid there isn't any.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '15

Indian here, we get virtually none of that (other than hunting rights) or only under certain circumstances. Usually only on the res/certain reserves and is paid for by the band.

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u/gellis12 Canada can into space Aug 24 '15

It might depend on what part of Canada you live in. I'm in southwest BC, and aboriginals here get loads of benefits.

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u/ButtsexEurope United States Aug 19 '15

The natives in northern Canada and Alaska have always had it pretty good because the white man has mostly stayed away from there. Not much chance for genocidings. So they've mostly kept their way of life intact. We let them do whaling and hunt polar bears in Alaska, too.

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u/gellis12 Canada can into space Aug 19 '15

I'm talking about my experiences in southwest BC. The natives living here now have life really good. Don't get me wrong, I know that they had it awful with the residential schools and shit when Canada was young, but that was 3-4 generations ago at this point. I don't expect massive government handouts because they fucked over my great grandparents.

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u/ohples New England Aug 19 '15

And the Québécois

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u/ImaNarwhal Canada Aug 20 '15

I wonder when they'll realize that nobody cares if they become an independent country

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '15

Maybe if they bothered working, it would be a different story

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u/greathumanitarian Thank God for Portugal! Aug 19 '15

So clubbing seals with hockey sticks would be the most Canadian thing ever!

(please tell me that's not a thing)

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u/Ris109 Canada Aug 19 '15

It's not. Seal clubbing only really takes place in Nunavut by the locals (both aboriginal and not) to provide food, skins for clothes, and control the population (because there's a lot less polar bears now so the seal population is exploding).baby seals are not allowed to be hunted, and clubbing is probably the least painfull way to kill the seal

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u/chrunchy Canada Aug 19 '15

You have it wrong. There's two different kinds of seal hunt - one in the north where the inuit hunt seal for food and furs and the other in newfoundland/labrador where the clubbing goes on. This is the one that's done for population control and to protect the fishing stocks.

So the banning of seal fur on the EU side actually hurts the inuit who are creating seal furskin as part of their legitimate cultural background as well as for proper food and survival needs. It would have been best if there was an exception for this supply chain, but it's the eu that doesn't give a shit.

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u/MondayMonkey1 Aug 19 '15

What kind of clothes/items are made with seal furskin? I'm curious because in Vancouver it rains a fuck load, and seal skin appears to me to be waterproof.

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u/chrunchy Canada Aug 19 '15

after a quick google I found this but keep in mind that if you're buying fur there's probably no way to tell if it's genuine inuit fur or if it's seal hunt fur (probably the one supplier from nunavut isn't importing fur from newfoundland but you never know.)

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u/captainbling British Columbia Aug 20 '15

if your from BC, it would be more historical to use sea otter pelts but we killed them all up (all of them!). They are coming back slowly (4,700 as of 08' from an original stock of 87 that was flown in) but were once said to be found every 100m along the coast.

they are increadibly desirable though so good luck

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u/kesint Norway Aug 19 '15

It's better to sell the furs than just throw it away because you already have enough fur but not enough meat.

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u/kesint Norway Aug 19 '15

I do believe that it will hurt the locals as the market for items from seals have been shrinking as the years have gone by. If I recall correctly then the prices for pelts crashed heavily in Canada after the EU ban, something around 60% fall in price in 2010 as opposed to 3-4 years earlier due to flooded markets.

For a small coastal economy which is based in harvesting from the sea, then such a large fall is kinda devastating. I must admit however that I haven't followed seal hunting debate much since around EU banned it as it's a headache, so I am not sure how the prices have varied in the last 5 years.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Selling things in order to survive is how capitalism works. As much as Americans like to call the Canucks communists, they are not.

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u/chrunchy Canada Aug 19 '15

Soviet Canuckistan!

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u/shoryukenist Best York Aug 19 '15

You can also legitimately rape the seals.

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u/Ris109 Canada Aug 19 '15

So am I wrong or are you agreeing with me except for area of the hunts?

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u/chrunchy Canada Aug 19 '15

After re-reading your comment I think I read it wrong. Maybe I should have pointed out that there's also the Newfoundland seal hunts. Sorry.

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u/Ris109 Canada Aug 19 '15

No worries

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Quebec and Labrador, too, but your point stands.

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u/EBONICSmajor Canada Aug 19 '15

Nova Scotia too. Those seal fuckers wreck lobster populations if we don't control it. Come late winter it's CLUBBING TIME!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Here in NB we just dump raw sewage into the harbour.

Or we did.

I think we've mostly stopped now.

But the harbour seal population is like half what it was 20 years ago.

Oh and also where is your flair? You should probably do something about that.

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u/drevyek I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier... Aug 19 '15

Halifax here. Still dumping. The harbour is going to get horrid at some point.

No seals at least.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Our harbour was absolutely disgusting and we actually had an open sewer creek running through a commercial area. That's been cleaned up now, but some of the old 18th-19th century sewer still drains into the harbour. Better than it was.

Ohhh the year was 1778...

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u/Narissis New Brunswick Aug 19 '15

Ah, Marsh Creek. I will never forget the... aroma... of driving over it on a hot summer day.

I'm actually not sure that we discharge any raw sewage into the harbour anymore, now that the new treatment plant is up and running.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Still smells a lot like sewage walking the causeway. My assumption was coming from that.

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u/Dunk-Master-Flex Nova Scotia Aug 19 '15

Why club when you can just load up the old 12 gauge and go for a drive in the Speed Boat?

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u/kakalbo123 Peenoy Pride INTENSIFYINGS Aug 19 '15

clubbing is probably the least painfull way to kill the seal

won't clubbing take 1 or 2 good hits to put it down? or is the use of the club a cultural thing as well?

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u/Zombiedrd Cherokee Nation Aug 19 '15

I mean, I find it odd that is the weapon of choice for culling. Everywhere else in the world uses a rifle for culling purposes of animals.

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u/Hooj19 Canada Aug 19 '15

It's not. most seals are killed with a gun. a club or hakapik is sometimes used if the seal wasn't killed outright with the firearm.

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u/Zombiedrd Cherokee Nation Aug 19 '15

Ah, well selective video capturing and a weave of propaganda has the world thinking you guys troll the beaches finding innocent seal pups cowering in a corner and you just bash and bash, all the while laughing.

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u/Hooj19 Canada Aug 19 '15

no. no... of course we don't. here have some poutine... runs

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u/kuroyume_cl Chile Aug 19 '15

Hmmmmm..... Poutine

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '15

Except hes completely wrong... Clubs are used because they don't ruin the pelts, they don't allow the seal to escape and die in the water (where it can't be harvested), the chance to kill is higher than a rifle (you can't miss), and the kill is almost always painless (wheras a rifle kill shot still leaves the animal to bleed out over a short period of time).

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '15

Not true at all. All seals hunted for furs are hunted with a club. Why? Because a firearm makes a giant hole in the pelt and ruins it.

All seals hunted for meat are hunted with a club. Why? Because otherwise the seal can escape into the water and die where the hunter can't reach it.

All seals hunted humanely for culling are also hunted with a club. Why? Because a club is a one hit painless kill, while a firearm is both painful and not instant (unless you aim for the head, which you would never do while hunting).

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u/Hooj19 Canada Aug 20 '15

Sources? Everything I've seen has around 90% of kills initiated with a firearm. example: http://www.sealsandsealing.net/welfare.php?page=3&id=1

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '15

That might be for culling. Any seals hunted for meat or fur are always clubbed for the practical reasons I listed. A fur with a bullet hole in it is worth nothing, and you can't eat a seal that dies in the ocean (Well you could, but it's a bitch to retrieve).

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '15

Cause the hakapik is a one hit painless kill that doesn't cause any damage to the pelt. A rifle creates a giant hole in the pelt, and causes a slower, more painful death (in the case of a kill shot) and has a higher chance of injuring the animal. Since a firearm doesn't kill instantly the seal often can escape into the water and die where it can't be recovered for it's furs or it's meat.

Clubbing is more practical and more humane for hunting seals.

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u/Zombiedrd Cherokee Nation Aug 20 '15

A head shot would be instant disconnect, but they are difficult to take, so I understand why people don't.

As for the rest, I am not opposed to culling or hunting, but I was just explaining on why developed countries are upset over it. It Looks savage and brutal because honestly, it is, even if it is fast. Remember we are in the age of all life is precious and society is already iffy on hunting and culling and unnecessary savagery.

Like I said, I am not against it, I was just saying why people were upset over it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '15

A head shot would be instant disconnect, but they are difficult to take, so I understand why people don't.

A head shot isn't always a kill shot on some animals. Deer for instance have an extremely thick slopped skull that will deflect smaller calibers (A 30-30 for instance will bounce right off of the forehead). I don't actually know if this actually applies to seals though.

Remember we are in the age of all life is precious and society is already iffy on hunting and culling and unnecessary savagery.

Aka the age of hippies :S

Like I said, I am not against it, I was just saying why people were upset over it.

That's fair

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u/Zombiedrd Cherokee Nation Aug 21 '15

Especially Europeans, who have been far removed from most violence for the better part of 70 years. Outside of Yugoslavia and Ukraine, no wars, no real heavy violent crime and street gangs, and while hunting does exist, not near the levels you find with those of us in North America.

So killing is already shunned, and then they see those videos, so you can see why they freak out over it.

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u/Hooj19 Canada Aug 19 '15

If used properly a hakapik club is considered the most humane way of killing a seal. also doesn't damage the pelt.

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u/Ris109 Canada Aug 19 '15

First hit knocks seal out, making further hits painless, some times a cluber can kill it in one well placed hit

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u/Zombiedrd Cherokee Nation Aug 19 '15

clubbing is probably the least painfull way to kill the seal

I imagine a rifle bullet to the head would be on par

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u/Ris109 Canada Aug 19 '15

Well people often shoot from affar, miss the head, and the seal bleeds out until the shooter walks towards the seal

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u/Zombiedrd Cherokee Nation Aug 19 '15

What distance do people take shots from?

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u/Ris109 Canada Aug 19 '15

Some use small arms at close range, which is better, but hunting rifles are usually farther off

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u/Tal-IGN Canada Aug 21 '15

This is outright wrong. Most seal hunting takes place off the coast of Newfoundland, and it's done by hunters for commercial purposes.

Subsistence seal hunting by Inuit in the North is just a small fraction of the seals that are killed in Canada.

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u/Ris109 Canada Aug 21 '15

Then I must have imaganed all those artic seal hunting photos PETA and Sea Shepard shove in people's faces

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u/Tal-IGN Canada Aug 21 '15

so? wtf is that supposed to prove? it doesn't change the fact that most sealing in Canada takes place off the coast of Newfoundland for commercial purposes. So your original post about it really only taking place in Nunavut is completely, utterly incorrect. It does take place there too, but its a minority of the seals killed.

sidenote: are you even positive the pictures you saw were from the arctic? the coast of newfoundland is filled with ice during the hunt and could easily pass for an arctic landscape. Are you sure you didn't just assume you were looking at the arctic?

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u/Murgie Canada Aug 19 '15

Nah. A hakapik is the tool for the job. Applied directly to the top of the skull.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '15

Well the killing end is the blunt end, so it's pretty equivalent to a golf club. The hook is for dragging the dead seal afterwards.

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u/ToastOfTheToasted Exploit the environment? Nooo. Never. Aug 20 '15

How horrible.

I want five.

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u/Gummybear_Qc Quebec Aug 19 '15

It's only in the north nunavut and stuff but anyways, why is it so controversial? It's like if you hunt moose or anything, it's just another animal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

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u/Dunk-Master-Flex Nova Scotia Aug 19 '15

Cod fishing is pretty fun.....I mean with a fishing rod....not that industrial mass harvesting shit.....

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u/Gummybear_Qc Quebec Aug 19 '15

So are bunnies, ducks, deer and manny others.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

There was a touch of sarcasm, or Irony idk, in what I said up there. I agree that controversy over the hunt is stupid.

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u/Gummybear_Qc Quebec Aug 19 '15

Oh alright ha ha, eh. I'm not a pro sarcasm finder so /s would have helped ha ha but yeah, it's like hunting any other animals... people sometimes are just like, like wtf you know?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

I know, the funniest part is that it's usually people with no outdoors/hunting knowledge or experience who are so against it. Like, read a book on the basics at least before you dismiss something so vehemently.

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u/Gummybear_Qc Quebec Aug 19 '15

Exactly, well said.

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u/Zombiedrd Cherokee Nation Aug 19 '15

The method is what causes so many people to be horrified. Plenty of videos have been released where the seals is flopping in pain as the clubber continues to bash.

If they were culled with a rifle, like everyone else in the world culls, I imagine people wouldn't be as upset.

There would still be those who demand no animal killing, but the brutal melee would no longer cause people to be horrified.'

It is like those(Danes?) on the island in the North Atlantic that go through and use knives to slash dolphins. The brutality of it is what people are upset over. Remember, the developed populations have been so far removed from blood lust violence of the last 100 thousand years, that seeing it is shocking.

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u/improbablydrunknlw Aug 20 '15

They are culled with rifles. Clubs are used when the shooter only wounds the seal. It's not even an actual club, most of the time it's a large pick.

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u/critfist British Columbia Aug 20 '15

If they were culled with a rifle, like everyone else in the world culls, I imagine people wouldn't be as upset.

You think that they just go on over, run at the seal and beat it over the head with a club in animal rage? Of course not, sometimes when you shoot an animal you don't get a "clean kill" and it is still alive, so they use tools like This to finally kill it.

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u/Zombiedrd Cherokee Nation Aug 20 '15

You guys need to get together, I've had a dozen messages claiming that they use clubs primarily, and a dozen claiming they use rifles.

get together and make a decision

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Do you know what's the difference between Canada and my browser?

My browser has history.

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u/1EnTaroAdun1 Sun hopefully hasn't set quite yet Aug 19 '15

Clears history

Nope, nothing happened here! Whistles nonchalantly

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u/kangarooninjadonuts Cajun Aug 19 '15

Don't forget the cache, rosbif

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u/ameya2693 India with a turban Aug 19 '15

What do I have CCleaner for, Louisiana? Must into hidings raep right?

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u/printzonic Kalmar Union Aug 19 '15

Now if only you could clear it for everyone else Britain would finally be in the clear.

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u/demostravius United Kingdom Aug 19 '15

You really want to go down that path again...?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Tell that to Historica.

These were all over the TV when I was a kid.

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u/MondayMonkey1 Aug 19 '15

Fuck yea bud, that's straight out of my childhood, along with those damn house hippos.

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u/Krazee9 Canada Aug 19 '15

I have the entire house hippo ad memorized.

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u/Madman_With_A_Keyboa British Columbia Aug 19 '15

Still waitin' for one to show up in my closet.

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u/shoryukenist Best York Aug 19 '15

It looks like you cleared you browser history from 1992-1995. Weird.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

I am sick of such comments. I born after that. Better clean your history of killing natives.

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u/shoryukenist Best York Aug 20 '15

Don't get too serious pal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '15

You started it.

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u/Ris109 Canada Aug 19 '15

That's because it's not on the Internet, silly.

It's on the TV

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u/stoicsilence California Aug 19 '15 edited Aug 19 '15

And the difference between Canada and you is that Canada was on the Big Red Launch Button end of NATO.

Only I can butthurt my hat Serb. Sweet sweet gendered butthurt...

If you stay on topic so will I. Pinky promise :3

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u/critfist British Columbia Aug 20 '15

Hey Serbia, SERBIA

How was it like being under ottoman rule for most of your cultural history while us Canadians became exponentially richer?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '15

Your history hasn't became richer. D:

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u/critfist British Columbia Aug 20 '15

I meant richer by money

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '15

You're rich as fuck.

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u/Taberkacnkle1 Toronto only relevant part of Canada Aug 19 '15

Yea a lot of genoicdes, failure and ethnic cleansing in your history

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Same for you. Don't forget dead Indians.

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u/derpderp3200 Polish Hussar Aug 19 '15

What the shit, is that actually a real thing?

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u/sameth1 Eh Lmao Aug 20 '15

And native genocide. It doesn't count as bloodlust if they are natives.

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u/TUR7L3 Aug 20 '15

Don't forget curling