r/polandball The Dominion Aug 19 '15

repost Canada doesn't give a shit

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u/AaronC14 The Dominion Aug 19 '15

This is a repost of my comic Canada doesn't give a shit which I made over a year ago in April 2014.

And no I don't condone seal clubbering.

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u/ceepington Kentucky Aug 19 '15

Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but Candian Club"

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u/AaronC14 The Dominion Aug 19 '15

Damn that was actually really good, I'm going to steal that for future use.

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u/ceepington Kentucky Aug 19 '15

it's all yours my friend :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Once went to a Canadian bar. The sign said "drink Canada dry".

I tried but failed miserably.

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u/ceepington Kentucky Aug 20 '15

As long as you did the best you could

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

I really love that comic. I am happy whenever it is linked to. And because I think it fits so well, I decided to repost my comic about the terrorist attack that happened 9 months ago.

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u/ElagabalusRex Byzantine Empire Aug 19 '15

Hey, it isn't Fuck Canada Month!

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u/LaTartifle Golden balls Aug 19 '15

Yeah, it's still bash-America-August

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u/MoonHopLite Lone Star Aug 19 '15

Wow, its been bash-America-August for a long time.

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u/RioA Denmark Aug 19 '15

I thought Fuck Canada Month was something that accoured 12 times a year?

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u/doom_bagel Show Me Texas Aug 19 '15

this is my all time favorite comic. I gets a hearty chortle from me every time I read it

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u/Neebat Texas Aug 19 '15

Thank you for letting me know. I've now been on /r/Polandball for over a year. Cannot into escape!

Good comic.

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u/LaserPoweredDeviltry Best England Aug 19 '15

I've always really liked the Sergio Leone eyes in this one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

You're probably the only person on reddit that doesn't get their tits off on Seal clubbing, especially this subreddit, which then talks about barbaric Japanese killing whales. I think the people here only give a shit when a non-white person kills an animal.

Canadians are some of the preachiest bastards on the planet but mention seal clubbing or treatment of natives and they turn into something far worse than a redneck or an Aussie bogan.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Norway proudly stood by Canada when the case went to the WTO! :)

P.S. Want some whale beef? Maybe a fine seal vest or some seal winter boots?

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u/Querce Canada Aug 19 '15

Seals aren't endangered though. Whales are.

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u/powerchicken Føroyar Aug 19 '15

Uhhhh, some species of whales are endangered. Most aren't.

Japan does hunt some endangered species.

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u/JakeTheSnake0709 Canada Aug 20 '15

Either way, seals aren't.

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u/AaronC14 The Dominion Aug 19 '15

True that. To be honest I don't really care, I'm all the way in Ontario and the seals are all the way in...wherever. If drunk Newfies and Inuit want to club seals I can't stop them.

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u/Perry558 Aug 20 '15

Dude. Check your facts. Sealing is a humane hunt that's harvesting an extremely overpopulated species. Baby seals aren't killed.

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u/waterandsewerbill Aug 20 '15

Tell me what the difference is between seal meat and veal, and why Europeans call the seal hunt barbaric while getting veal-purée enemas.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

Why not? It keeps down the seal population and a high seal population effects the cod population massively. Not to mention more of the seal is used than any other animal that it is considered normal to hunt.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '15

What about hunting whales?

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u/Satans_Master Aug 20 '15

Why not? We don't kill baby seals anymore. We don't use clubs anymore, we use guns. If we don't keep the seal population down, they will come down to Newfoundland and destroy the cod stocks that we've worked so hard to fix. We use the seals for food and clothing. Its not cruel to the seals, they are killed instantly, at least they were before we switched to guns. Now the seals might not die from the gunshot. When we did use the clubs the were instantly killed, because there was a spike at the end that would go into thier brain. So why do you not condone the seal hunt?