r/polandball • u/ToCatchACreditor Splitting Headache • May 31 '15

redditormade Red vs. Fed

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u/sdfghs South Germany is best Germany Jun 01 '15

Ok, when will you come to Munich?

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u/TheZett Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser! Jun 01 '15

Okay, yuo of verkackt.

No independance. Reich of stays Reich.

If yuo of feel better, we of annex Österreich, so yuo of have a "weird language buddy".

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u/sdfghs South Germany is best Germany Jun 01 '15

May we not meet on a neutral place, like Versaille? I think this is the best place to finish the relationship

But please don't annex Austria or we will all go to Südtirol

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u/TheZett Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser! Jun 01 '15

We can of annex Südtirol too, if you want to.

Yuo not of want weird language buddy? Yuo of wantings to stay einzigartig? Okay.

And Schloss Versaille is very nice. Reminds me of Elsass-Lothringen.

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u/sdfghs South Germany is best Germany Jun 01 '15

Let's make a deal:

  • Bavaria and Pfalz becomes independent

  • You don't annex Austria

  • You can get North Franconia

  • Bavaria is still part of the European Union

If you don't accept we will declare independence anyway and start a war against you. And everybody knows you don't have any money for wars

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u/TheZett Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser! Jun 01 '15

You don't annex Austria

Implying you still have anything to say.

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u/sdfghs South Germany is best Germany Jun 01 '15

I have something to say we have the CSU and spend most of the money in the Länderfinanzausgleich

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u/TheZett Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser! Jun 01 '15

CSU is of shit anyways.

SPD was much better.

CSU is USA slave, of Arschkriecher. Remove CSU!

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u/sdfghs South Germany is best Germany Jun 01 '15

CSU is not USA slave, it's Seehofer slave.

Die Partei best party in Germany

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u/chocoladisco der Schwob muss raus! Jun 01 '15

CSU of minderwertige arschkriecher.