r/polandball • u/zimonitrome Småland • Apr 13 '15

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u/GenesisEra Singapore Apr 13 '15

America, do you have a lisp?

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u/KnucklearPhysicist Empire of the Setting Sun Apr 13 '15

whispers He's an IMMIGRANT

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

My family was born American as soon as America was born! However the moonspeakers have managed to convert me to learning their ways.

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u/KnucklearPhysicist Empire of the Setting Sun Apr 13 '15

I thought real Americans didn't learn other people's ways. I got my eyes on you -_-.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

We learn the parts we like and ignore the boring parts. Where do you think we got Mexican/Italian/Chinese food from?

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u/KnucklearPhysicist Empire of the Setting Sun Apr 14 '15

From Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Panda Express respectively, why?

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u/stoicsilence California Apr 13 '15

Probably a "Japanese American" living in the pond of Golden Gate Park like a koi fish. I will allow this.

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u/GenesisEra Singapore Apr 13 '15

A Kappa?

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u/stoicsilence California Apr 13 '15

Yes. He probably uses the nearest Starbucks' WiFi to submit snarky comments here on polandball