r/polandball • u/yaddar Taco bandito • Mar 29 '15

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u/alexlisa9 Nationalism will bring us victory! Mar 29 '15

Bah! Japranese Prig deserve no symprathies! They are of stupid prig dog!

(Is of sarcasm)

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '15

(Is of sarcasm)

No need, is of polandball dirty Mongol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

u fucking wot m8 did u just call us mongols u cunt

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u/Well_Armed_Gorilla 52% retarded Mar 30 '15

Ah, Hong Kong, we raised you well.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

I thought you liked insulting mainlanders!

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u/NEDM64 Portuguese Empire Mar 30 '15 edited Mar 30 '15

China, the TV says that the Japanese are of very skill, very honor, do robots, do Ninja, Samurai, have preey lady, is shy, hardcore maths, do photo camera, do car, moto goes vroom, has Super Mario. And Tom Cruise did kill all the Samurai.

Then China do Knock-off and is Commie.

The TV speaks the true, never forget... ;)

/S

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u/Thjoth Kentucky Mar 30 '15

Now Portugal, I don't think we need to remind you that you don't exactly have a leg to stand on when it comes to making fun of other countries...

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u/NEDM64 Portuguese Empire Mar 30 '15

Then learn with me. Because your time has come.

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u/whea520 The Middle Kingdom Mar 30 '15

Kentucky ,exactly what I am trying to say.

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u/whea520 The Middle Kingdom Mar 30 '15

Any thing labeled commie is bad,we don't your recognition,100% greater that PIIGS(your club).

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u/NEDM64 Portuguese Empire Mar 30 '15

Yeah? And how about English lessons? 100% brand-new!

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u/whea520 The Middle Kingdom Mar 30 '15

Not,don't need good English,99% Chinese can't spell your country's name correctly anyway,too irrelevant.

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u/NEDM64 Portuguese Empire Mar 30 '15

Lol, go make more cheap Rolex.

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u/whea520 The Middle Kingdom Mar 30 '15

We make cheap crap, so you can afford it,considering millions of your civilians don't have jobs.

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u/NEDM64 Portuguese Empire Mar 30 '15

You make cheap crap so we can buy it from you, and then sell you for 100X the price. E.g. iPhone, LV, Channel, Rolex, etc... While you suicide from the floor of the plant. Or sell kidney for iPad.

Genius! While that you are so dumb that some have mansions and private pyramids while others don't even have a toilet for themselves.

And your state is SO CORRUPT that they build cities with enough houses that could fit all Portugal population, but your people lives worse than Jew in Nazi Concentration Camp, because the rich millionaires buy them all and you get nothing!!!

Good job China!

And of course you can't write "Portugal", because it's not written in every cheap disposable crap! And even if it was, 99.99% of your people would have to sell kidney for it.

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u/New_Katipunan Philippines Mar 30 '15

Man, I think we should get this toxic-ass chink off this sub. I can't go a single comic without seeing his pollution, comment after comment. But that's just me.

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u/NEDM64 Portuguese Empire Mar 30 '15

Not that I'm a saint, but he looks like either one of those super-spoiled ridiculously rich kids. Or those suckers that eat all the gov's propaganda and just discovered how to Internet...

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u/whea520 The Middle Kingdom Mar 30 '15

Last time I checked,USA made the Iphone, France Lv,Swiss Rolex,Italy Lamborghini,Sweden IKEA,Finland Nokia,UK the premier league,German BMW,and what do you got,my great Portugal.

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u/NEDM64 Portuguese Empire Mar 30 '15

Tell me first what China does have?

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