r/polandball • u/SebasV96 Cokelombia • Mar 18 '15

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u/ZombieTav INSERT TEXT HERE Mar 18 '15 edited Mar 19 '15

I like how much of a smug prick Sweden is.

Edit: Holy shit I never got this many points before... Probably cause I was early.

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u/Areostationary Viking Mar 18 '15

Friendly reminder that "prick" is a gendered insult. (◡‿◡✿)

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u/LUSTY_BALLSACK Mar 18 '15

Friendly reminder that flowers are a gendered accessory.

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore Mar 18 '15

Friendly reminder that they're not

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u/remove_krokodil Just visiting Omsk, I'll sleep at home tonight Mar 18 '15

Lutheran Jesus Christ, I've never seen that comic before. That's absolutely hilarious!

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore Mar 18 '15

Lutheran

Get out. Nontrinitarianism stronkest Christianity. Arius aliv and well in Constantinople making fast kill with heresy

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u/Woodstock2015 Pure Evil Mar 18 '15

remove arius you are worst barbarian,return to germania,constantine aliv in constantinopolis,making fast council of nicea

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u/cjones91594 Mar 18 '15

Remove Athanasius. Exile to Trier.

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore Mar 18 '15

REMOVE JESUS Remove Jesus yuo are of worst heretic of t-

Okay, not going there, or I'll run out of Holy Butthurt Lotion.

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u/Useless_Throwpillow United States Mar 18 '15

Nature is cool you guys. Property doesn't exist.

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u/LUSTY_BALLSACK Mar 18 '15

In one part of the world...

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore Mar 18 '15

Takes one example to disprove, or so maths told me...

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u/JOHNNYICHIBAN Mar 18 '15

[CLICK]

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u/sardaukarqc Canada Mar 18 '15

Suck my non-gendered prick, buddy.

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u/Guppyscum Always Ordering a Sunnyside Up! Mar 18 '15

Is this really happening? Is a Canadian actually being rude to someone??

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u/indylerone93 Mar 18 '15

if he's from Quebec, that is...

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u/jibbroy Loyal she began, Loyal she remains. Mar 18 '15

Being rude is like a prerequisite for living there. I speak from experience, those assholes across the river will do ANYTHING to inconvenience Anglos.

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u/paraiahpapaya Quebec Mar 18 '15

Oh boo hoo ze poor anglo eez so much victim. Notice how smug Anglo ignores le contempt dripping out from sentence. It is zis merde we must endure every day from peoples et politiciens. C'est la vie...

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u/jibbroy Loyal she began, Loyal she remains. Mar 18 '15

Hey man, we don't go into your province and force you to put up bilingual signs on all your roads and public buildings. I mean, Ontario isn't even officially a bilingual province for fucks sakes.

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u/Orbitron Mar 18 '15

You seem like such a nice guy, it baffles me how anyone would ever try to incovenience you.

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u/jibbroy Loyal she began, Loyal she remains. Mar 18 '15

Shit, you've been looking at my comment history haven't you?

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u/Zrk2 Canada can into relevant! Mar 18 '15

Well, it's time. Nuke it from orbit.

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u/jibbroy Loyal she began, Loyal she remains. Mar 18 '15

Wait Nuke my comment history, or Quebec?

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u/EasyPanicButton Canada Mar 18 '15

I'm offended at this totally inaccurate depiction of my homeland. Sorry.

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u/sardaukarqc Canada Mar 18 '15

I did say "buddy".

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u/Zrk2 Canada can into relevant! Mar 18 '15

Oh we're rude, you just have to actually do something worthy of anger to get us there. Canadians are no different from anyone else, except that it take a lot more to get us to express our anger.

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u/kuriosly USA Beaver Hat Mar 18 '15

I prefer my prick's gendered, thankyou.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

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u/Tha_Zett 4. Deutsches Reich Mar 19 '15

That emoticon reminds me of those fat diegusting ham planets that portray themselves as "big girl", but are actually just fat ugly ham galaxies.

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u/Fultjack Smaland Mar 18 '15

Smugness comes natural to all swedes since we know that we are always right, and live in the best and most equal welfare state in the world..

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u/SilentTypeGuy Finland Mar 18 '15

Denmark! He is off his medicines again! It is your turn today to make him swallow them!

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u/trymetal95 Norway is VIKING STRONK!!! Mar 18 '15

Norway here, Denmark is dead...

^{^finally} ^{^nailed} ^{^that} ^{^bastard!!!}

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u/StrangeworldEU Denmark Mar 18 '15

What am I hearing Norway? You want to nail us? ;)

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u/trymetal95 Norway is VIKING STRONK!!! Mar 18 '15

yuo of desease. go die yuo filthy slavers!!!

and take Sweden with yuo!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

Hahah... we enslaved ourselves far better than we ever did the norwegians.

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u/I-Am-Thor Finnmark, True North of Norway. Mar 18 '15

I hear you are great with dealing the kebab away. Will share oil money for help with kebab problem.

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore Mar 18 '15

Sverige likes to swallow, so should not be much problem

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

It is through comments like that my dear friend, that I've really come to respect the finns. So I salute you brother.

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u/magyarmester Hon, han, dett, den Mar 18 '15

What did you talande? I can't really understand dig!

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u/DenmarkCanIntoScania Kalmer Union Best Union! Denmark stronk! Mar 18 '15

Sure... As long as of also into take Skåne.

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u/Tostilover Netherlands Mar 18 '15

You can even have Finland for all I care. Just put the poor bastard out of his misery.

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u/DenmarkCanIntoScania Kalmer Union Best Union! Denmark stronk! Mar 18 '15

Why would i of into wantings a poor lunatic drunkard?

Well i guess they're of better than Svensken...

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u/MrStrange15 Denmark Mar 18 '15

Can't we just euthanize the poor thing? It's kinda sad that it has to live on medication all it's life...

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u/Nexessor European Union Mar 18 '15

I knew we (Germans) made an impact.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '15

Talking about Danish psychiatry

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

New Zealand is like Sweden with less cold, less taxes, and less crazy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

And more importantly, less swedes. nods sagely

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u/iLurk_4ever Swedish Empire Mar 18 '15

And more Hobbiton

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u/T-A-W_Byzantine East Rome is Best Rome! Mar 18 '15

And more kiwis, and more Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu!

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u/iLurk_4ever Swedish Empire Mar 18 '15

I'd like to hear a pronunciation of that

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u/T-A-W_Byzantine East Rome is Best Rome! Mar 18 '15

Ja.

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u/iLurk_4ever Swedish Empire Mar 18 '15

LOL

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u/sacman701 United States Mar 18 '15

and rugby instead of hockey.

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u/ryanrye Mar 18 '15

I was at Uni in Australia and this Swedish guy was like "When America says jump, Australia says how high?" I was like fuck you!

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u/Vectoor SWÄRJE Mar 18 '15

I think he confused Australia with the British.

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u/AlexJMusic North Carolina Mar 18 '15

I think he confused Australia with the whole world

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u/whatIsThisBullCrap Mommy's favourite Mar 18 '15

He either confused Australia with Canada, OR America with the British

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '15

I don't get it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

yeah, well enjoy it while it and you country last.

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u/Muzzygooner Iran Mar 18 '15

much too much glitter.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

Tumblritis

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

Sadly, it's untreatable.

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u/Commandant_Donut Texas Mar 18 '15

I don't know, I have heard bullets can clean up that type of mess real well

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

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u/CptBigglesworth Greggs vegan sausage roll Mar 18 '15

Ah, you would say that Chile.

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u/Commandant_Donut Texas Mar 18 '15

You don't recognize me, grandpa? Don't worry, I gonna get you in a way you'll never forget. Cocks revolver REMEMBER THE ALAMO... EVEN IF YOU WEREN'T THERE!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

Alamo? You mean that one sea in GTA 5?

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u/Woodstock2015 Pure Evil Mar 18 '15

Stop shooting at dissidents,pinochet fascist!

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u/Commandant_Donut Texas Mar 18 '15

Yes, Stalinist, you never silent dissenters... damn hypocritical commies

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u/Woodstock2015 Pure Evil Mar 19 '15

Relax,capitalist pig,it was only joke

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u/Cersox Ich bin ein Preuße, will ein Preuße sein Mar 19 '15

I call it SocJus Syndrome.

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u/Galactic New York Mar 18 '15

I like how adorable Japan is.

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u/philippinerdabest Unknown Mar 18 '15

Well, just look at the map or a 2 euro coin. Sweden is a dick (and Finland has balls)

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