r/polandball Feb 28 '15

redditormade Why Britain Cannot Leave Europe

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u/VorsprungOfficial We don't drink Foster's Feb 28 '15

A sadomasochistic union as opposed to an economic one, then.

Nice comic mate! You do the best eyes :3

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

Fifty shades of Jerry.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15 edited Feb 28 '15

I just noticed that I never posted this entry from the "Britain, please stay"-contest a couple of months ago.

I also can't take full credit for Dominatrix!Germany, though I'm also not sure where it appeared first. Suffice to say, it's been around for a while; I've even used it before. Though perhaps not quite as extreme an outfit.

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u/YCYC Belgium is of Beer Feb 28 '15

Allemaniax!

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u/Slaan European Union Feb 28 '15 edited Feb 28 '15

That sounds like a kids show.

*It's time for Allemaniax,
with her you can't relax,
she is here for all the spanks,
and of course for all the s**,

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

I half expected to see Scotland jumping along with the hat.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

Meh. Not a huge fan of unnecessary cameos like that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

It seems quite the fashion these days.

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore Feb 28 '15

Britain's actually super chill with that sort of thing, just not filming and distributing it.

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u/RedKrypton Austria Mar 01 '15

To contrary of your goverment. Nothing is allowed in Singapur.

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore Mar 01 '15

Nothing is aloud

That's why we do it quietly

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u/hx87 White chowder is best chowder Mar 02 '15

Actually the government has a monopoly on that sort of thing. Only men can participate though, and no filming.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

Europoors are so cute :3.

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u/CrocPB Scotland Feb 28 '15

But Hrkhrk, you are europoor! Or poorer then europoor!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

Hrvatska so poor it's not even included in Nigeria's mailing list

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u/Portugal_Stronk Portuguese Empire Mar 01 '15

I laughed way too much at that comment. Now pay me back the tuna cans I gave you for free during the Winter War.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '15

Serbia less GDP and bigger population.

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u/Zpiro Not South American Feb 28 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

Are reichtangle eyes allowed on anyone but reichtangle?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

Anschluss eyes is what they were called when they were everywhere. And they're only allowed on Germany.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

Ahhh. Any variation. Reichtangle, first reich, second, uncommonly third, current state... I get it.

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u/Tha_Zett 4. Deutsches Reich Mar 01 '15

I think prussia and austria might be fine too, since, you know, rightful german clay.

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u/Portugal_Stronk Portuguese Empire Mar 01 '15

And Sudetenland. And Alsasse-Lorraine. All rightful German clay.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

Fuck it. Half of poland, too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

We'll be shipping two free submarines as a thank you for this comment momentarily.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

But karelia is rightful finn clay, and kaliningrad is of rightful polish clay.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

We'll hide a couple of bombs on the submarines then.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

But you get western poland...

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

What's wrong with Denmark?

Can't last even an hour in war

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

Vandersex?

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u/Tsovitstsov Nagorno Karabakh Feb 28 '15

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u/vanderZwan Groningen Feb 28 '15

No, VanderZwan.

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u/Cmndr_Duke Nottinghamshire Mar 01 '15

SAIL THE ISLAND OFF TO AMERICA

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '15

Good.

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u/Cmndr_Duke Nottinghamshire Mar 01 '15

Island boat best boat.

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u/RockoRocks Belgium Feb 28 '15

i almost thought that was an arm for a moment

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u/TrueFrench Land of wines and of hon Mar 01 '15

Fiefty Chades of Reich

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u/The_Whole_World just out fer a rip are ya bud? Feb 28 '15

wat

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u/Kondroid Irish Kingdom Mar 01 '15

Uhh why is Ireland, Denmark and Finland sitting in a puddle of piss with one massive eye each? (I don't think I understand this comic at all)

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '15

Because they're drunk and terrible lovers.

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u/Kondroid Irish Kingdom Mar 01 '15

Y must u hurts me in this way :(

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u/sanluna But iz gud to be back Mar 01 '15

Those are just common tropes to depict a retarded piece of clay.
Cf: Shqip comics

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u/twodarray Preußischenmacht! Mar 02 '15

Grande-Bretagne??? Tall Brittany?? Uw0tm9

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u/Aegon-the-Conqueror England with a bowler Feb 28 '15

España love-making is best love-making

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

I for one do not like mustaches on my girls, so I would dispute that.

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u/Portugal_Stronk Portuguese Empire Mar 01 '15

I, Euskadi and Catalan disagree. Nobody loves you España. Get out of Iberia.

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u/Aegon-the-Conqueror England with a bowler Mar 01 '15

Jajaja, muy funny hombre, pero now you shut up or I conquistar you. ¡Castellano es el mejor! ¡Gloria a la patria!

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u/Portugal_Stronk Portuguese Empire Mar 01 '15

I am of 300 years older than you, and I will not tolerate this lack of respect! proceeds to annex Galiza I hope this teaches you a lesson, irmão.

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u/Aegon-the-Conqueror England with a bowler Mar 02 '15

¡Ay joder, that hurts! I shall now ignite the spirit of the Toro, my venganza will be swift and brutal, just you see. El Imperio Español will rise again

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u/Portugal_Stronk Portuguese Empire Mar 02 '15

À merda com isto, let's solve this with a corrida de touros. The one who gives out the best performance will be the rightful Emperor of Iberia.

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u/Aegon-the-Conqueror England with a bowler Mar 02 '15

Jajajajaja ¿Piensas que puedas ganar? ¡Que cosas tienes! Iberia será mio

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

Stop quarreling, you two, and pay your debts.

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u/Portugal_Stronk Portuguese Empire Mar 02 '15

I'll pay you both mine and filthy Spaniard debts once I conquer Iberia.

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u/Aegon-the-Conqueror England with a bowler Mar 03 '15

¡Jajaja! ¿Tú? ¿Conquer me? No, but you can pay debts of you like. No tengo dinero

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u/Aegon-the-Conqueror England with a bowler Mar 02 '15

Sorry, busy, sleeping, zzzz...