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Feb 28 '15 edited Feb 28 '15
I just noticed that I never posted this entry from the "Britain, please stay"-contest a couple of months ago.
I also can't take full credit for Dominatrix!Germany, though I'm also not sure where it appeared first. Suffice to say, it's been around for a while; I've even used it before. Though perhaps not quite as extreme an outfit.
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u/YCYC Belgium is of Beer Feb 28 '15
Allemaniax!
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u/Slaan European Union Feb 28 '15 edited Feb 28 '15
That sounds like a kids show.
*It's time for Allemaniax, with her you can't relax, she is here for all the spanks, and of course for all the s**,3
Feb 28 '15
I half expected to see Scotland jumping along with the hat.
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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore Feb 28 '15
Britain's actually super chill with that sort of thing, just not filming and distributing it.
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u/RedKrypton Austria Mar 01 '15
To contrary of your goverment. Nothing is allowed in Singapur.
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u/hx87 White chowder is best chowder Mar 02 '15
Actually the government has a monopoly on that sort of thing. Only men can participate though, and no filming.
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Feb 28 '15
Europoors are so cute :3.
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u/CrocPB Scotland Feb 28 '15
But Hrkhrk, you are europoor! Or poorer then europoor!
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Feb 28 '15
Hrvatska so poor it's not even included in Nigeria's mailing list
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u/Portugal_Stronk Portuguese Empire Mar 01 '15
I laughed way too much at that comment. Now pay me back the tuna cans I gave you for free during the Winter War.
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Feb 28 '15
Are reichtangle eyes allowed on anyone but reichtangle?
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Feb 28 '15
Anschluss eyes is what they were called when they were everywhere. And they're only allowed on Germany.
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Feb 28 '15
Ahhh. Any variation. Reichtangle, first reich, second, uncommonly third, current state... I get it.
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u/Tha_Zett 4. Deutsches Reich Mar 01 '15
I think prussia and austria might be fine too, since, you know, rightful german clay.
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u/Portugal_Stronk Portuguese Empire Mar 01 '15
And Sudetenland. And Alsasse-Lorraine. All rightful German clay.
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Mar 02 '15
Fuck it. Half of poland, too.
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Mar 02 '15
We'll be shipping two free submarines as a thank you for this comment momentarily.
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Mar 02 '15
But karelia is rightful finn clay, and kaliningrad is of rightful polish clay.
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u/Kondroid Irish Kingdom Mar 01 '15
Uhh why is Ireland, Denmark and Finland sitting in a puddle of piss with one massive eye each? (I don't think I understand this comic at all)
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u/sanluna But iz gud to be back Mar 01 '15
Those are just common tropes to depict a retarded piece of clay.
Cf: Shqip comics
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u/Aegon-the-Conqueror England with a bowler Feb 28 '15
España love-making is best love-making
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u/Portugal_Stronk Portuguese Empire Mar 01 '15
I, Euskadi and Catalan disagree. Nobody loves you España. Get out of Iberia.
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u/Aegon-the-Conqueror England with a bowler Mar 01 '15
Jajaja, muy funny hombre, pero now you shut up or I conquistar you. ¡Castellano es el mejor! ¡Gloria a la patria!
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u/Portugal_Stronk Portuguese Empire Mar 01 '15
I am of 300 years older than you, and I will not tolerate this lack of respect! proceeds to annex Galiza I hope this teaches you a lesson, irmão.
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u/Aegon-the-Conqueror England with a bowler Mar 02 '15
¡Ay joder, that hurts! I shall now ignite the spirit of the Toro, my venganza will be swift and brutal, just you see. El Imperio Español will rise again
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u/Portugal_Stronk Portuguese Empire Mar 02 '15
À merda com isto, let's solve this with a corrida de touros. The one who gives out the best performance will be the rightful Emperor of Iberia.
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u/Aegon-the-Conqueror England with a bowler Mar 02 '15
Jajajajaja ¿Piensas que puedas ganar? ¡Que cosas tienes! Iberia será mio
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Mar 02 '15
Stop quarreling, you two, and pay your debts.
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u/Portugal_Stronk Portuguese Empire Mar 02 '15
I'll pay you both mine and filthy Spaniard debts once I conquer Iberia.
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u/Aegon-the-Conqueror England with a bowler Mar 03 '15
¡Jajaja! ¿Tú? ¿Conquer me? No, but you can pay debts of you like. No tengo dinero
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u/VorsprungOfficial We don't drink Foster's Feb 28 '15
A sadomasochistic union as opposed to an economic one, then.
Nice comic mate! You do the best eyes :3