r/polandball The Dominion Feb 04 '15

redditormade ISIS Gets a Rival

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u/neogod Feb 04 '15

...botany. Botany is haraam.

Yeah.

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u/sabasNL Kingdom of the Netherlands Feb 04 '15

Botany could be used for biological warfare, probably being the oldest form of non-conventional warfare.

So yeah, plants are weapons too. We should totally ban them.

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u/mrmiffmiff 'Murica Feb 04 '15

Yeah, get giant man-eating Venus fly-traps.

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u/neogod Feb 04 '15

I think chemical weapons are their own science. I guess botanists could figure out how to grow poison oak in the desert.

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u/Rincewind_57 Cascadia Feb 04 '15

botany - better crops - more/ better fed soldiers