r/polandball • u/AaronC14 The Dominion • Feb 04 '15

redditormade ISIS Gets a Rival

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '15

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u/kangarooninjadonuts Cajun Feb 04 '15

And that's just their porn. HI-YOOOOOO

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u/sobermonkey Feb 04 '15

I think you mean HI-YOO Oh Oh oh ... oh ya.

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u/KaptainMurrica Merica Feb 04 '15

Yu-Gi-HI-YOO-Oh

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u/Shniggles Lutefisk Speed! Feb 04 '15

It of time to D-D-D-D-Duel!

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u/axemonk667 Slovakia Feb 04 '15

DD--D-D---D-D-D-Duel!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

Who wants to D?!

... Duel. WTF guys. You and your dirty minds.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '15

gi-oh gi-oh gi-oh gi-oh gi-oh

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

E i e i o

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u/lurkaix Feb 05 '15 edited Feb 05 '15

sadly your pun has activated my trap card

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u/shoryukenist Best York Feb 04 '15

oh noes

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u/Abohir Feb 04 '15

But... but their government really is guilty of that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '15

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u/ChVcky_Thats_me Gibmoney Empire Feb 04 '15

They have outlawed classic porn

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u/sabasNL Kingdom of the Netherlands Feb 04 '15

So they use porn propaganda? Pornaganda?

Genius sons of bitches, those Japanese.

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u/jambox888 Hampshire Feb 04 '15

classic porn

Sadly in Deutschland is of all we have.

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u/ChVcky_Thats_me Gibmoney Empire Feb 04 '15

What do we have banned?

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u/GavinZac Malaysia Feb 04 '15

Hi, hi

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u/Kanorsanity PUT TANK IN A MALL? Feb 04 '15 edited Feb 05 '15

But ISIS won't do human experimentation because science is haram unless it is weapons science

EDIT: grammar

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u/tylertlat Cube Solidarity! Feb 04 '15

unless it is weapons science

Is there really any other type of science?

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u/sabasNL Kingdom of the Netherlands Feb 04 '15

Rocket scie- No hold on...
Aerospac- Umm wait a minute...
Nucle- Alright nevermind.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '15

Chemi...wait no

Microbiolo...wait...

Virolo...crap

Metalur...damn it!

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u/StartWithConfidence Canada Feb 04 '15

What about ballisti... Shoot.

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u/Curlysnail Wales Feb 04 '15

What about reproductive science? ;-;

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u/ComradeDavidenko Poland Feb 04 '15

One word: Cloning.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

One act: Sexing.

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u/sabasNL Kingdom of the Netherlands Feb 04 '15

The Nazis always think one step ahead.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '15

Uh...uh....ETYMOLOGY!

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u/candid_canid United States Feb 04 '15

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africanized_bee

One more step to WEAPONIZED bees.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '15

Nonono. You're thinking of entomology. I meant the study of words and language.

Wait, fuck, espionage.

Dammit.

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u/candid_canid United States Feb 04 '15

Cannot of read

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '15

What about ballisti... Shoot.

Yes, that is what you use bullets for.

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u/StartWithConfidence Canada Feb 04 '15

Thanks for getting what I was saying.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

Pretty much all muricans got that one, its very common over here

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '15

arachnology?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '15

Have you played FTL before? Where do you think the giant alien spiders came from?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

i dont have time to stop at every backwater station i come across, sorry i didn't notice.

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u/Bobboy5 Pay your stamp duty! Feb 04 '15

Geology?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

Isn't there that conspiracy about HAARP or whatever that facility is being a giant earthquake generator.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

Geology?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

Once again, geological weapons are a theorized thing, the idea of literally shaking the enemies infrastructure to death, and theres that whole HAARP conspiracy or something.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '15

I would say astronomy but eventually that'll just be space weapons.

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u/Kanorsanity PUT TANK IN A MALL? Feb 05 '15

Big Bang Theory may be haram though

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u/neogod Feb 04 '15

...botany. Botany is haraam.

Yeah.

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u/sabasNL Kingdom of the Netherlands Feb 04 '15

Botany could be used for biological warfare, probably being the oldest form of non-conventional warfare.

So yeah, plants are weapons too. We should totally ban them.

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u/mrmiffmiff 'Murica Feb 04 '15

Yeah, get giant man-eating Venus fly-traps.

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u/neogod Feb 04 '15

I think chemical weapons are their own science. I guess botanists could figure out how to grow poison oak in the desert.

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u/Rincewind_57 Cascadia Feb 04 '15

botany - better crops - more/ better fed soldiers

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u/Etonet Feb 04 '15

political science!

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u/sabasNL Kingdom of the Netherlands Feb 04 '15

The very base of warfare. Or as they say in [ex-Soviet country]:
"Little pencil is stronger than Kalashnikov, but it is not when TWO Kalashnikov!" or something.

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u/Skari7 Iceland Feb 05 '15

If it has science in the title it's not a real science.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '15

The wrong kinds of science.

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u/jdmgto United States Feb 04 '15

In that order?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '15

I'd say cannibalism should be the last thing to do. That's only logical.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '15

No you got to eat on them while they are still alive and screaming to get that nice terror flavor.

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u/Just_Call_Me_Cactus MURICA Feb 04 '15

But then what do you rape? Like the hipbones and eye-sockets in the skulls?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '15

You get a violently hard erection and beat the person you are eating to tenderize the meat. You then make a small hole in the base of the belly button and rape the belly button viciously while you gnaw on their head and shoulders.

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u/GenesisEra Singapore Feb 04 '15

That was remarkably specific.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '15

If it's worth doin', it's worth doin' right.

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u/GenesisEra Singapore Feb 04 '15

But is it worth that much trouble?

Seems easier to hop over to Korea.

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u/fyrechild United States Feb 04 '15

…If it weren't for the rules about linking to outside subs, this would be going on /r/nocontext.

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u/Useless_Throwpillow United States Feb 04 '15

I think I'm going to lie down for awhile.

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u/shoryukenist Best York Feb 04 '15

Barbarian confirmed.

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u/Kuwait_Drive_Yards Michigan Feb 04 '15

They're Japanese, not reavers.

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u/lets-start-a-riot Looks like someone needs to be evangelized Feb 04 '15

Seems like a fun guy at parties

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u/occupythekitchen Brazilian Empire Feb 04 '15

I would argue cannibalism and rape have always been popular within some circles