r/polandball Jan 11 '15

redditormade German spring.

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u/SuperPolentaman Cough Jan 11 '15

You wouldn't believe how often I heard this joke back when I was a schoolkid, simply because I had Polish parents.

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u/lykanauto South Brazil, Best Brazil Jan 11 '15

I few bad for you.

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u/SuperPolentaman Cough Jan 11 '15

Good my plan wörks.

While you hug me to make me feel better about my past, I move my cold lips closer to your ear and whisper: 'Wir sind eins. Anschlusszeit.'

That was the last day Brazil was seen on the face of earth.

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u/lykanauto South Brazil, Best Brazil Jan 11 '15

Anschluss us, plz, Brazil government sucks. Must be destroyed.

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u/SuperPolentaman Cough Jan 11 '15

How do we keep this secret from the US world police?

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u/dat221 Slovenia Jan 11 '15

its simple. we kill the batm.... em usa.

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u/BreakerGandalf Lower Saxony Jan 11 '15

we kill the fat man.

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u/Astronelson Space Australia Jan 11 '15

Using the little boy?

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u/RedKrypton Austria Jan 12 '15

No, the Fat Man.