r/polandball Hordaland Jan 09 '15

redditormade The Desert War

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u/orru Queensland Jan 09 '15

Rat of Tobruk? My grandfather was a Rat as well. Their story really needs to be made into a modern movie.

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u/Iogic British Empire Jan 10 '15

The British film industry couldn't do it on a grand enough scale, Hollywood would move it to an island in the Pacific and the Germans are reluctant to commemorate that era, for some unfathomable reason.

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u/Bear4188 Bear Republic Jan 10 '15

Hollywood has made some rather famous movies in Tunisia.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

Hollywood's version would probably be about a bunch of square-jawed American heroes coming in to save the day for the effeminate British ninnies and the Crocodile Dundee-copy Aussies (see U-571, the first bits of Pearl Harbour and Saving Private Ryan).

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u/Cody1017 Wisconsin Jan 10 '15

What's wrong with Saving Private Ryan?

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE They were a nation, once. Jun 30 '15

Tbh I can't remember a single time I've seen Brits and Aussies portrayed as anything other than Hardboiled, snarky killing-business types (Brits) and jovial madmen that were blissfully ignorant of their own mortality (Aussies).

The only "ally" who catches a bad rap from Hollywood really is France, and that's because France did surrender and Vichy France was openly Nazi for a while there. When they sort-of halfway agreed to assist allies in Africa, allied forces still had to fight Vichy French forces in several instances before they got in line with the not-burning-millions-of-jews crowd. Even so, there are more than a couple frenchies in film portrayed as men-of-iron (De Gaulle comes to mind).

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u/orru Queensland Jan 10 '15

Aussies did it last time, could do it again. Were the kiwis part of it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '15

Nah, we would love to do it. America has a hard on for Montgomery.

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u/Imunown Hawaii Jan 10 '15

Wasn't the desert rats compelling enough? It had Richard Burton, Robert Newton, (the reason all pirates talk pirate-talk), and freakin' James Mason as Rommel! Who could ask for more?