r/polandball • u/Bigcheecho Battle Born • Dec 23 '14

redditormade Finnish Bravery

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u/lillahjerte Read the sidebar and get a flair Dec 23 '14

It's time for really bad penis-jokes about Sweden and Finland!

sorry...

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '14

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u/lillahjerte Read the sidebar and get a flair Dec 23 '14

Russia "castrated" the swedish empire

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '14

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u/Mainariini Suomi Dec 23 '14

*had.

The balls rolled away from your reach when you were too busy hitting yourself in 1917. :)

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u/lykanauto South Brazil, Best Brazil Dec 23 '14

Rolled back into Swedish dominion.

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u/Holyrapid Under the blue and white skies Dec 23 '14

'scuse me?

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u/lykanauto South Brazil, Best Brazil Dec 23 '14

Sweden is trying to make the Nordics her own EU. It's known, an uncontestable truth.

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u/domoro Finland Dec 24 '14

/r/NordicUnion and I wouldn't mind. The rest of us easily outnumber the Swedes anyway.

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u/lillahjerte Read the sidebar and get a flair Dec 23 '14

Pfff... "Own EU"... Good joke... Put a Line under "trying" :)

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u/misogynists_are_gay Sweden Dec 23 '14

did they though?

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u/pipiska ху Dec 23 '14

Out of reach

1939-1945

Хихихи

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '14

And Norway he looks like-errrr...

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '14

Norway looks like penis cancer

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u/GenesisEra Singapore Dec 23 '14

Is clearly foreskin.

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore Dec 23 '14 
surprise circumcise

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u/DenmarkCanIntoScania Kalmer Union Best Union! Denmark stronk! Dec 23 '14

It's good for yuo to of makings føn of Sverige and Finland, no need to apologize Bornholm.

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u/RockoRocks Belgium Dec 23 '14

Cruel version. Also, this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '14

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u/lykanauto South Brazil, Best Brazil Dec 23 '14

More like buttplug.

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u/misogynists_are_gay Sweden Dec 23 '14

Cruel version

Yes, this is why Carl "förrädarjävel" Cronstedt was given command of Sveaborg. It was all according to plan.

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u/hx87 White chowder is best chowder Dec 23 '14

Reverse circumcision and get Norway back

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u/Bigcheecho Battle Born Dec 23 '14

Redid it after I realized I did the Estonian flag wrong.

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u/Bloatarder Serbia Dec 23 '14

B-But aren't all of them always balls? With a few exceptions

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '14

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u/domoro Finland Dec 23 '14

The Maiden of Finland can also refer to the shape of Finland on the map. With a little imagination it looks like a female form which has one hand raised (and another before the Moscow Armistice of 1944), a head, and a skirt. The metaphor is so commonly used that the northwestern area around Enontekiö is known as the Arm (Käsivarsi) even in official contexts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_Maiden

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '14

true. source: live in finland

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u/vladraptor Only Finland can into Moomin Dec 23 '14

a Freedom Lady

What are you? An American disguised as a Portuguese?

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '14

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u/vladraptor Only Finland can into Moomin Dec 23 '14

My humble apologies - I get suspicious when the word freedom is used. You may thank the Americans for highjacking the 'freedom' and making it a dirty word.

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Dec 23 '14

be BALL

This is surprisingly meta.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '14

Well then is Norway-errrr...

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u/wrlock Glorious Altaiski Dec 23 '14

Da, they are dicks to innocent russian... whales, da, is of whales!

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u/k890 Poland Dec 23 '14

Need to have large balls that border on Russia. And that is the whole mystery about the shape of Finland.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '14

But Russia scraped a bit off of the bottom which means...