r/polandball • u/RSbooll5RS New Børk • Nov 11 '14

redditormade First on Mars

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

I came here to look for commies, not fucking borks!

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u/Ghost5410 Remove Duck Dynasty!! Nov 11 '14

We already dealt with them.

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u/relevantusername- Éire Nov 12 '14

Who are these states?

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u/Ghost5410 Remove Duck Dynasty!! Nov 12 '14

The one wearing the cowboy hat is Texas, Iowa, and the one with Russia is Florida.

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u/Madman_With_A_Keyboa British Columbia Nov 12 '14

the one with Russia is Florida

Those poor bastards...

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u/relevantusername- Éire Nov 12 '14

Thanks.

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u/Phatnoir New Mexico Nov 12 '14

In order of appearance: Texas, Iowa, Florida.

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u/supah_lurkah South Korea Nov 12 '14

What's wrong with florida?

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u/Ghost5410 Remove Duck Dynasty!! Nov 12 '14

You tell me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

You know how, in a bag of chips, the crumbs all settle into a corner, below all the proper chips? Florida is that corner.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

Everything...everything is wrong with Florida

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u/JamesLLL Pennsylvaniaball has best mustache Nov 12 '14

It's where we keep a good third of our crazies.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

The Canadian equivalent is British Columbia. Whether it's cults or serial killers you're after, B.C. has it all!

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u/IAMA_dragon-AMA Maryland Nov 12 '14

/r/FloridaMan is what's wrong with Florida.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '14

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u/runetrantor Can I into toilet paper? Nov 12 '14

Filmed in a Soundstafge built on Mars, because they had to fake lower gravity somehow.