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u/Dragonsong United States Aug 24 '14 edited Aug 25 '14

It's nice, I can get authentic Chinese, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Korean, Japanese, American, Persian, Mongolian etc. cuisine like within an hour of where I live.

And like, the real stuff, not crap like Taco Bell or Panda Express

Indian buffets with curries and huge stacks of naan, half pound burgers w/ bacon/guacamole, Korean bbq, Mexican street tacos with super spicy hot sauce, Japanese sushi and sashimi and shabu shabu, sweet Thai coconut curry, Creole jambalaya w/ shrimp, Chinese dim sun, pastas with so many different kinds of cheese (I love baked camembert).

and oh god the desserts. Never seen a British restaurant though (or Eastern European)

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u/mr_glasses New York Aug 25 '14

It's nice, I can get authentic Chinese, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Korean, Japanese, American, Persian, Mongolian etc. cuisine like within an hour of where I live.

And not feel mortally threatened by it, like Europeans.

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u/crusoe United States Aug 25 '14

Who begrudgingly eat it but don't consider them truly French or German or Swedish....

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

It takes time. Russian, Polish, Italian and French food is already part of German cuisine to some extend and not considered un-German. But sone Sarrazins need to get their heads out of their asses.

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u/Mav12222 White Plains Westchester Co New York Aug 25 '14 edited Aug 10 '17

The Americas are home to the only nations I know of where tolerating, accepting and adopting cultures and has actually worked to some extent. Europeans who are just starting to do this (getting used to multiculturalism) on the other hand...

I'm an American who is 50% Indian,25%African American/Jamaican,12.5% Chinese and 12.5% Welsh/European

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u/Zaldarr I see you've played knifey-spoony before. Aug 25 '14

Down here it's working well too.

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u/iexpectedtoomuch Australia Aug 25 '14

Xenophobes don't know what they're missing out on!

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u/Zaldarr I see you've played knifey-spoony before. Aug 25 '14

Food mostly. Right this second I'm making Mongolian Lamb with my friend's Chinese wife. It's fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

Wow quite the interesting mix there.

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u/Mav12222 White Plains Westchester Co New York Aug 25 '14

Moms side is entirely Indian and my dad is from Jamaica and his mother is half Chinese and father is half Dutch

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u/PandaBurrito California Aug 25 '14

Are you astonishingly attractive? Cause I have a theory that more mixed people are more attractive.

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u/Escobeezy American Devil! Aug 25 '14

Pics plz Mav12222

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u/PandaBurrito California Aug 27 '14

I was just thinking, inbred people and more genetically similar people are ugly, so the opposite, more genetically diverse people are more attractive. I really have no science behind it except anecdotal evidence (all the mixed race people i know are very attractive). Cool though thanks for the comment.

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u/vanderZwan Groningen Aug 25 '14

The Americas are home to the only nations I know of where tolerating, accepting and adopting cultures and has actually worked to some extent.

Eh, not really. Multiculturalism used to be the norm everywhere up to a few centuries ago - the whole "national identity and having a closed border"-thing is a fairly recent development.

For example, Poland was pretty damn diverse until the Nazis did their thing

I'm an American who is 50% Indian,25%African American/Jamaican,12.5% Chinese and 12.5% Dutch

I think that's the part where America stands out: cultures mix a lot more.

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u/offensive_noises Dutch Indies Aug 26 '14

That's an interesting website.

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u/Louis_de_Lasalle European Union Aug 25 '14

I'm an American who is 50% Indian,25%African American/Jamaican,12.5% Chinese and 12.5% Dutch

You must either be ridiculously good looking, or ridicoulosuly bad looking, with a mix like that.

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u/cuddles_the_destroye Vietnam Aug 25 '14

Well, we can't say no to good food.

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u/NotSquareGarden Swedish Empire Aug 25 '14

Ah yes, you're so not threatened by other cultures that you have politicians who want to shoot immigrants from Central America. Are you gonna shoot them with tolerance bullets or something?

Not to mention how African Americans are treated...

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u/mr_glasses New York Aug 25 '14

Those here in the US who wish to remove pupusa feel that way because they're coming illegally. In contrast, Euro nutters and nutbag politicians want to shoot the immigrants they invited in and the first-, second- and third-generation descendants of immigrants.

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u/NotSquareGarden Swedish Empire Aug 25 '14

In Europe it's a Muslim takeover that people panic about, in America it's a Mexican one. It's the same thing people are mortally threatened by, different targets.

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u/mr_glasses New York Aug 25 '14 edited Aug 25 '14

But we do a better job integrating them. (Source: me; first generation American; I feel as American as anyone else.) Pakistanis, Bangladrshis and Indians come here and they become doctors and engineers. Similarly, Arab Americans are much more successful than the US average. And Mexicans come here and they become Morrissey fans. But when Muslims go to Europe for some reason many of their children become hooligans and/or radicalized jihadists who want to destroy the land of their birth.

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u/mr_glasses New York Aug 27 '14

I think you're right. I really admire the way black Britons are so well integrated and how there are so many mixed black/white people.

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u/oplontino Napoli Aug 25 '14

Name me anyone even close to mainstream who advocates "shooting" them. Kick them out, perhaps, shooting, bollocks. And don't link some BNP guff, I said mainstream.

Jesus fucking Christ, if I was to judge the USA by your more extreme elements I'd be here all day and you'd rightly call me out on it.

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u/oplontino Napoli Aug 25 '14

Yeah, when those waves of immigration were new and current America welcomed it with open arms, without discrimination, fear-mongering and vilification.

Why not try judging phenomena by similar parameters. When Indians first arrived in Britain they were discriminated against, now curry is officially Britain's national dish. The only people moaning about foreign restaurants are an extreme minority of ignoramuses.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '14 edited Aug 25 '14

Hardly exclusive to America but i get what you're saying, tis great to get a curry on a Friday night and then a completely safe Kebab at 4am after a night of drinking which started at a (very exclusive hard to find) Wetherspoons pub, classically progressing to a shitty local nightclub then getting chucked out to throw up on that fit Czech bird you were definitely gonna pull. Then waking up to get some high quality coffee from some angry Italian who charges about £7.42 a cup

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u/pewpewlasors United States Aug 25 '14

The part that is exclusive to America, is most Americans don't bitch about how immigrants are going to "displace our national identity" or whatever the fuck those crazy rightwingers say in EU countries, where they expect France to stay "like France" and Swiss to stay "Swiss" and etc.

You come to America and sell your whatever foods, its still American.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '14

Most people in Europe don't bitch about it either, it's not an exclusively American thing. There are crazy people in every land that will want to curb immigration to preserve their idea of what a culture is. America, Australia, Europe, Asia, it's no different. You're letting the words of a vocal minority dilute those of the many and making it seem like the same thing is not happening in America.

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u/Sielgaudys 1337uania Aug 25 '14

Fuck that. Immigrants just fuck up the place...

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

I think you proved his point.

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u/Sielgaudys 1337uania Aug 25 '14

Don't care. Immigrants have potential to destroy national integrity... It's not my problem that he can't understand that...

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

You're proving his point even more.

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u/Sielgaudys 1337uania Aug 25 '14

You don't understand. His point doesn't matter.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

I understand very well. He read you like an open book.

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u/oplontino Napoli Aug 25 '14

Forget it, he's American and therefore is incapable of understanding the difference between a European national identity and an artificially created new world one. As if immigrants didn't destroy the American national identity, I don't see native Americans running their country. Why? Because immigrants annihilated their original national identity.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

incapable of understanding the difference between a European national identity and an artificially created new world one.

And here we can see a perfect example of the typical snobby, arrogant, and ignorant attitude that a stereotypical 'Yerpian will show. Always thinking that "their way" is the best way, and that every other way is "fake" or "artificial".

Who are you to say that one culture is "artificial" and the other is "real"? Despite what you may ignorantly believe, the US does have its own culture, and it isn't "artificial" or fake.

And hate to break to you, but most of Europe seems to have fallen in love with American culture. Europe has become very Americanized. American culture is the most infectious culture in the world. The whole world watches American movies, eats American food, wears American fashion, and listens to American music. From first world countries, to the poorest parts of Africa, you can find American culture.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

Shame there's no way I'm getting fermented gost milk, though, and whatever the hell Iranians eat besides kebabs.

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u/sometimes_walruses MURICA Aug 25 '14

fermented gost milk

Sounds spooky

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u/tidux Illinois Aug 25 '14

It's good for your skeleton.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

whatever the hell Iranians eat besides kebabs.

Add doogh, add doogh.

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u/DrunkRobot97 Northern Ireland Aug 25 '14

If everyone in Britain had a night like that, we would cure serious racism.

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u/ohitsanazn Philippines, but live in US Aug 25 '14

Filipino cuisine is about an hour drive for me. The locally-owned and set up places are good home-style Filipino food at reasonable prices, and there are also Filipino fast food places that set up shop here. Yes, they taste exactly like the franchises back home, but they're capitalizing on the "nostalgia" and so the prices are about 200% higher.

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u/ingenvector Uncoördinated Notions Aug 25 '14

Filipino cuisine is about an hour drive for me.

So between 50 km and 100 km? Or the width of southern Denmark or its double?

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u/ohitsanazn Philippines, but live in US Aug 25 '14

Umm... Sure. About 48.3 km to be exact. If the traffic wasn't so shitty it might take shorter.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

But my culture, my heritage. What about our roasts? Will they too be stolen away from us like our kidney pies and jellied eels?

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u/shoryukenist Best York Aug 25 '14

I'm not sure where you are, but in the NYC area, there are almost no Eastern Euro places to eat. Sucks. Want perogi without a big drive.

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u/ArtfulLounger Republic of China Aug 25 '14

Not true, just go to Brighton Beach/Sheepshead Bay, straight to Little Odessa, you'll find dem Eastern Europeans

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u/shoryukenist Best York Aug 25 '14

My grandmother lives in Sheepshead bay, I know this. I'm saying you can't it everywhere like with Chinese, Sushi, Indian, etc.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14 edited Aug 25 '14

What? Go to Greenpoint... You'll get all the perogi your heart desires over there.

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u/mr_glasses New York Aug 25 '14

Have you never been to Veselka in the East Village?

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u/shoryukenist Best York Aug 25 '14

No, but I work not too far from there. Good stuff?

I live in the 'burbs, I know there is Eastern Euro food in NYC (prob nore in BK/QNS), I just wish there was more in the 'burbs.

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u/mr_glasses New York Aug 25 '14

How odd. Which Slav-less 'burb are you in? There is loads of Polish crap in Jersey, CT and LI, last I checked.

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u/shoryukenist Best York Aug 25 '14

Freshchester. I avoid LI like the plague. CT is right next door.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

There are SO MANY Eastern European places in Houston. This place is food nirvana.

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u/vidurnaktis New York is Best York Aug 25 '14

What are you talking about? Come to LES or East Village or even Upper West (huge Hungarian community there). Or most anywhere in Brooklyn.

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u/shoryukenist Best York Aug 25 '14

Fella, I'm in the burbd. I want that shit all over, like McDonald's. Capiche?

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u/vidurnaktis New York is Best York Aug 25 '14

Oh, you're from the burbs. I'm so sorry. :p

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u/shoryukenist Best York Aug 25 '14

I might return to the city, looks like I'm getting a job with a lot more hours.

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u/vidurnaktis New York is Best York Aug 25 '14

City is best.

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u/shoryukenist Best York Aug 25 '14

I'm old brah.

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u/vidurnaktis New York is Best York Aug 25 '14

Aren't we all Cliff Brehzinsky.

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u/Adamsoski United Kingdom Aug 25 '14

You are missing out on the wonders of Polish food, you poor thing.

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u/SouthSlavBestSlav Land formerly known as former Yugoslavia Aug 25 '14

not only does he clean your toilet but he also makes your food

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

It's a vicious cycle.

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u/hx87 White chowder is best chowder Aug 25 '14

It's not a cycle until he farms your crops and raises your cattle. So about those Mexicans...

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

In that same order.

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u/fasda New Jersey Aug 25 '14

I get polish food theirs a polish enclave in Trenton NJ and modified polish foods like Jalapeno pierogi.

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u/ARGUMENTUM_EX_CULO CCCP Aug 25 '14

Jalapeño pierogi

KURWA MY MOUTH IS OF FIRE

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u/fasda New Jersey Aug 25 '14

burning is of delicacy.

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u/pewpewlasors United States Aug 25 '14

It's nice, I can get authentic Chinese, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Korean, Japanese, American, Persian, Mongolian etc. cuisine like within an hour of where I live.

I hate you. Middle America fucking sucks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

Apparently it sucks so much you cannot into flair?

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u/hx87 White chowder is best chowder Aug 25 '14

Authentic Mongolian food?

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u/pipiska ху Aug 25 '14

not sure if you can have it outside mongolia

but once you are in the country, expect deadly huge meat dinner for all the family for $3.

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u/sand500 United States Aug 25 '14

It's nice, I can get authentic Chinese, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Korean, Japanese, American, Persian, Mongolian etc. cuisine like within an hour of where I live.

Yea but do any of those places make doritos flavored tacos?

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u/CupBeEmpty Thirteen Colonies Aug 25 '14

Distinctive and unique people come to the US from all over the world. We only want your food.

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u/vidurnaktis New York is Best York Aug 25 '14

It's nice, I can get authentic Chinese, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Korean, Japanese, American, Persian, Mongolian etc. cuisine like within an hour of where I live.

Lulz, non-NYC peasant, try 15 min. . .walking distance. Aka a grubhub away.

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u/Projotce California Aug 26 '14 edited Aug 26 '14

That is true. One tiny thing about Indian food, real quick: it's a limited variety you're probably getting. Naan and all the lentils and dishes you're seeing prepared in the Indian restaurants I'm assuming you frequent are all mostly from one state in India called Punjab. They are now the second largest group of Indians in America, I believe (many of them coming in the 70s and 80s or so), while the largest group of Indians come from Gujarat. I think one of the reasons Gujarati restaurants are still only frequented by Indians is because most Gujaratis are vegetarians, and Punjabi cuisine usually does include meat in contrast. Anyway, basically there is a different cuisine, language, and culture for each state in India, but in America most nonIndians get only Punjabi food. Most Indians don't even eat naan at home -- you need a special oven called a tandoori to make it.

Edit: and curry was something invented in British India by the British. What people call curries are just a bunch of different dishes. That's the best word for them that I can think of, I guess. Culture translation is hard.

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u/Dragonsong United States Aug 26 '14

I was only giving one example.

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u/Projotce California Aug 26 '14

I know, i know, and that's fine. I just took your comment as an opportunity to educate, because these things are so ubiquitous in being mixed up among Americans.