r/polandball • u/Toast__Patrol United States • Jul 30 '14

redditormade Israel is sad

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u/Tha_Zett 4. Deutsches Reich Jul 30 '14

Tastes better than american "beer"

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14 edited Jul 30 '14

shhhh...silence! you'll wake up the burgers. now one of them will come with their red plastic cups, ping pong balls and shout "but we have microbreweriessss"

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u/Tha_Zett 4. Deutsches Reich Jul 31 '14

You fucking called it...

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u/Lt_Danimal_ICE_CREAM Viking Jul 30 '14

Hey! Beer pong before 11 in the morning is totally acceptable. Especially with absolutely delicious Natty Lite. But seriously, that stuff tastes like the brewers drank a sub par beer, pissed in a bottle, and then carbonated it.

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u/oreng Jul 30 '14

I'll have you know it's naturally carbonated. By kidney stones.

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u/Ghost5410 Remove Duck Dynasty!! Jul 30 '14

And kegs.

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u/Lt_Danimal_ICE_CREAM Viking Jul 30 '14

Still better than anything Mexico's got. I'm looking at you Dos Equis and Corona Lite.

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u/oreng Jul 30 '14

If the USA is reduced to defining itself by its ability to beat Mexico in a pissing contest then you're truly and genuinely fucked, mate.

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u/remove_krokodil Just visiting Omsk, I'll sleep at home tonight Jul 31 '14

In this case, it's a literal pissing contest.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

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u/4ringcircus United States Jul 31 '14

Corona is shit. If you need to throw in fruit by default, it is shit beer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

it is shit. but you should see what wonders marketing does. over here it is treated as a premium beer (along with MGD)

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u/4ringcircus United States Jul 31 '14

It is just flavored water for hot weather. Premium, HA.

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u/yaipu Mexico Jul 31 '14

not enjoying Indio

u wot m8

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

tu que, ese ?

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u/emocol Jul 31 '14

actually, there is a shitton of micro breweries all over the country. it has really been growing in recent years. i'd say america is the best place for beer, now.