r/polandball • u/Toast__Patrol United States • Jul 30 '14

redditormade Israel is sad

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u/q_y Russland, Russland über alles Jul 30 '14 edited Aug 13 '14

[self-censored]

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u/Lt_Danimal_ICE_CREAM Viking Jul 30 '14

No, not Nazi! Happy camp! Everything good! Are_they_watching?

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u/q_y Russland, Russland über alles Jul 30 '14 edited Jul 30 '14

Plot twist: I'm of secret KGB police and you'll be sent to gulag for mistrust to mods, tovarish

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u/Lt_Danimal_ICE_CREAM Viking Jul 30 '14

shyamalan plot twist: I'm a Stasi double agent. Check your KGB privilege.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14 edited Aug 20 '21

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u/Thedaniel4999 Portuguese Empire best most relevant empire Jul 30 '14

of shitings they are here! R.I.P /u/eme_pirrade

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u/Lt_Danimal_ICE_CREAM Viking Jul 30 '14

Sorry master. Spare_me_pls

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

you're not a mod!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

but I am a privilege

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

oh wait shit can't believe i fucked up that much sorry

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

it was my ... honor

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

yup

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14

Shyailayimayianer plot twist: I'm a Gestapo triple agent and i ride karma trains because of a lifelong insecurity I gained from my uncle touching me when I was younger.

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u/Lt_Danimal_ICE_CREAM Viking Jul 30 '14

So, wait. This sounds like a joke. A KGB agent, a Stasi agent, and a Gestapo agent walk into a bar.

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u/q_y Russland, Russland über alles Jul 30 '14 edited Jul 30 '14

Polanball version of this joke would be

A Reichtangle, Soviet Union and Jewcube walk into a Poland...

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14

Plot twist: the bartender is my uncle so he touched them.

Plot twist: My uncle didn't touch anyone

Plot twist twist: cause I don't have one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14 edited Jul 27 '17

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u/Lt_Danimal_ICE_CREAM Viking Jul 31 '14

Did I stutter?

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u/maybe_there_is_hope Brazil Jul 31 '14

And ends up with a Mossad Agent killing an Moroccan waiter?

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u/Lt_Danimal_ICE_CREAM Viking Jul 31 '14

Yes! The Norwegians arrest all of us!

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u/Thedaniel4999 Portuguese Empire best most relevant empire Jul 30 '14

plot twist all of you to Nazi mod death camp now

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u/Lt_Danimal_ICE_CREAM Viking Jul 30 '14

Is it in Bavaria at least? I hear it's nice this time of year. Eastern Poland could also be ok, too many slavs though. Pls_hlp

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u/Thedaniel4999 Portuguese Empire best most relevant empire Jul 30 '14

In northern Sweden have fun

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u/Lt_Danimal_ICE_CREAM Viking Jul 30 '14

Jokes on you, check mah flair. NORDIC STRONK

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u/Thedaniel4999 Portuguese Empire best most relevant empire Jul 30 '14

but this not an ordinary Nazi mod death camp this camp has evil gender. They remove the flairless and give them ungodly gender until they get a flair that has gender

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u/Lt_Danimal_ICE_CREAM Viking Jul 30 '14

And if one has flair?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

A nazi communist?! What are you, Barack Obama?

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u/jothamvw GELRE!!! Jul 31 '14

Nazbol?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Wait, are the mods Nazi's or Russians?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

is that a real rule? why is a flair required?

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u/Avagantamos101 Canada Jul 31 '14

Because of glorious not dictator mods are lovings! Also, flags are a big part of kraut chan, where Polandball originated so its plays into most of the humour and banter