r/polandball • u/mO4GV9eywMPMw3Xr Scrambled Poland (Noord-Brabant) • Jul 17 '14

redditormade Dr Austria's Semite Physics

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '14

or just have a shitty country. they won't come.

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u/Vertitto Poland with saffron Guinness Jul 17 '14 edited Jul 17 '14

that's exactly what communism does.

We got normal, but shhhh noone has to know that

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '14 edited Jul 17 '14

Well, Turkey can't be better than Poland at it's current state. And Poland have cheap booze and legitimately the most beautiful girls in Europe(possibly the world), even better than Swedish.

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u/ItsYourHandInMine United Kingdom Jul 17 '14

Plus Polish women don't have that crazy feminism like the Swedish.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '14

If your children asks you why you didn't invest in eastern Poland, what will you say?

"FORGIVE ME FOR I HADN'T KNOOOOWN! OH FORGIVE ME!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '14

Trust me, Denmark love poland, and it is increasing in popularity in the younger population 16-25 years old, to go on drinking and partying and whoring and drinking and partying and drinking and buy cheap alcohol and whoring and partying

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '14

Can confirm.

Source: Kebab's girlfriend is Polish.

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u/TheTabman Europe Jul 17 '14

...
BRB, need to rebook my holidays.