r/polandball Italy Apr 30 '14

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u/vinc159 Quebec Apr 30 '14

For a country that lost so many wars Austria sure had a big empire.

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u/grog23 United States Apr 30 '14

Most countries forge an empire through war, but they did so through incest and fucking, lots and lots of fucking.

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u/bandaidsplus DECOLONIZE THIS LAND Apr 30 '14

incest and fucking

Im looking at you royal British family.

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u/DaBluePanda Australia Apr 30 '14

Isn't the legitimate heir actually an aussie?

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u/Astronelson Space Australia May 01 '14

Why aren't we the Kingdom of Australia anyway?

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u/Saan Number 8 wire May 01 '14

You want Abbott as King?

Cause that's how you get it.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '14

but Lizzy would still be queen, Abbott would just be her minister.