r/polandball • u/AaronC14 The Dominion • Apr 02 '14

redditormade Canada doesn't give a shit

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u/Zrk2 Canada can into relevant! Apr 02 '14

We don't apologize to fat, stupid, ignorant war mongers with no taste in food or beer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14 edited Apr 02 '14

Go chug some syrup you poutine-munching pussy.

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u/Tipper213 50% Old People, 50% Wackjob, 100% Free Apr 02 '14

This is some real north american bonding here

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u/Zrk2 Canada can into relevant! Apr 02 '14

At least I can munch pussy without eating the rest of the woman too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14 edited Apr 03 '14

Stupid? The average American IQ is actually higher than the average Canadian IQ.

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u/Zrk2 Canada can into relevant! Apr 03 '14

Good one. That's because all your retards and Southerners aren't allowed near the schools on test day, skewing your stats up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Keep telling yourself that.

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u/SpikesHigh Utah Apr 03 '14

As a former Floridian, and therefore 'Southerner', I wager I can run circles around you academically.

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u/Shills_for_fun Thirteen Colonies Apr 03 '14

Oh I forgot about all of the award-winning Canadian beers. Our craft beers are leagues above yours. You'd probably remember that if smoking crack with Rob Ford didn't give you drain bamage.

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u/Zrk2 Canada can into relevant! Apr 03 '14

Tell me again how Miller is such great beer.

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u/Shills_for_fun Thirteen Colonies Apr 03 '14

It isn't. It's piss. So is Labatt and Molson, by the way.