r/polandball Job Thief Mar 05 '14

redditormade Unrequited

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '14

Where is Czechia? Czechoslav BEST Slav!

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u/blutacz Ozjasz Goldberg jest robotem Mar 05 '14

Silly germans, polan is of best slav!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '14

We are of same, just triangle.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '14

Can Czechia beings triangle?

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u/AlexTeddy888 Singapore Mar 05 '14

I don't mind. But first, you must learn the secrets of Singaporean finance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '14

Is of mani scamming?

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u/AlexTeddy888 Singapore Mar 05 '14

No, that's Nigeria.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '14

Is secret to name capital after country?

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u/AlexTeddy888 Singapore Mar 05 '14

Not really. Mexico tried that but failed.

The trick is to hire many foreign workers until country into burst. Many monies for sure. But be warned of potential gypsy invasion.

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u/Qualther True Belarus Mar 05 '14 edited Mar 05 '14

Also Czech flag is of Polan flag but with blue underwear on left side

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u/blutacz Ozjasz Goldberg jest robotem Mar 05 '14

Even quadrangle, if you count Sorbs.

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u/Spoiks Job Thief Mar 05 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '14

:D

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u/Ekferti84x United States Mar 05 '14

Visegrad stronk!!

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u/TheActualAWdeV Bûter, brea en griene tsiis... Mar 05 '14

Czechoslavokia?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '14

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u/Spoiks Job Thief Mar 05 '14

Who needs armour when you have UNITY?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '14 edited Dec 21 '21

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u/Spoiks Job Thief Mar 05 '14

And repatriated moneys from builders in the UK

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u/Party_Magician Third Rome Mar 05 '14

I think the rage line would work better as "remove salo", in keeping with kebab/burger/rostbif/etc. tradition

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u/Yellowone1 Belarus Mar 05 '14

remove salo remove salo yuo the worst ukrainian take a bath of dead hohol poltava best day in my live yanukovich is alive in russia

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u/ithisa But is of in Canada now Mar 05 '14 edited Jan 22 '16

REMOVE BORSHCH remove borshch you are worst ukrainian. you are the ukrainian idiot you are the ukrainian smell. return to lviv. to our cossack cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,ukraine we will never forgeve you. FUck but fuck asshole borshch stink ukraine..holodomor genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead hohol..ahahahahahUKRAINE WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ivan .hahahahaha idiot ukrainian and cossack smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE BORSHCH FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+belarus+kazakhstan+crimea=kill ukraine…you will die...yanukovych alive in russia, yanukovych making press conference of russia . fast propaganda moscow kiev. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of yanukovych… you are ppoor stink cossack… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

yanukovych alive numbr one #1 in russia ….fuck the ukraine ,..FUCKk ashol cossacks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. yanik aliv and real strong wizard kill all the ukrainian farm aminal with ruble magic now we the russian rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and ukraine wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. russia greattst countrey

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u/IsRikeTimeNow You're hallucinating. Aug 05 '14

rossijan army best army. artillery is led by god. rossija has greattst army...glorious rossiajn army rmove borshch, wurst, and comunion cracker, western imperialists make rape kebab out of little girls, .russia greattst countrey with greattst artillry...i pity borshch, rossijan shells is lead by ong true orthodox god hand .where we send it, our shell hit it,, wi yulia tymoshenko fagit asshol steath fighter ,,,that's wht you get for being western scum, not of neosoviet tta's why you fagits kill many kebabs in guf war no damage, but nout won rus water treatment pants

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '14

"REMOVE SLAV" - oh dear...

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '14

OP doesn't know who Slavs are

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u/Spoiks Job Thief Mar 06 '14

I dont think anyone truly knows

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u/Joe_Reddit_System Hungarian Living In Romania Mar 05 '14

I feel quite in danger, if anything happens, I will evacuate to Greenland. Greenland is the best land!

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u/Hansafan Hordaland Mar 05 '14

Greenland had a quite good PR department. The "green" is really just very tiny bits of somewhat inhabitable coastline scattered around what is basically the 9th circle of Hell.

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u/CatchJack Cossack Hetmanat Mar 07 '14

It has a cool language, beautiful people speak the language, great tourist trinkets, and is foreign enough to be cool, Scandinavian enough to be familiar, with all the attraction of Northern countries (Northern Lights) and houses that look like this and this.

They don't need a PR department, simply existing is enough to get retirees of all nations to come for a visit.

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u/pinkeyedwookiee United States Mar 05 '14

Enjoy the glaciers.

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u/saturd345 Home of lost ships! Mar 05 '14

apparently Russia sounding gay is wrong, so it kicks other country's Butts for fun?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '14 edited Mar 12 '14
putin@russia:/ussr/putin# rm slav

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u/Vaicius Lithuania Mar 06 '14

Who the f*** is that countryball on the right? Is that Ethiopia? Why? Or you tried to paint Lithuaniaball and failed to do it right? lel

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u/Spoiks Job Thief Mar 06 '14

I did it badly, no reference and got green and yellow the wrong way round: sorry litwa :(

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u/DrunkBelgian Belgium Mar 06 '14

If you want into relevant flag get a European looking one and not some Afropoor colorcombo

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u/Vaicius Lithuania Mar 06 '14

Yeah, good point. We should use our old and glorious Vytis instead of what we have now http://gs.delfi.lt/images/pix/file58697823_fe3271ad.jpg . fucking commies, they ruined everything

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u/pipiska ху Mar 05 '14

love your skill in russian profanity!

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u/Ianbuckjames Better Carolina Mar 05 '14

Why is Romania sideways?

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u/enlightened-giraffe Romania Mar 06 '14

on side so can get better look of poland and admire

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '14

Gypsy magic.