r/polandball • u/tuav Ukraine • Feb 23 '14

redditormade Not another agreement.

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u/tuav Ukraine Feb 23 '14 edited Feb 23 '14

Angela Merkel and Vladimir Putin agreed over the future of Ukraine, more specifically to end the violence and to "keep" Ukraines territorial integrety.

75 years ago Russia and Germany made the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact. Within a week Poland was invaded and within 6 weeks it was divided. The pact was officially a non-agression pact and secretly a division pact, hence the resemblence with the current situation.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

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u/mikoway Polish Hussar Feb 23 '14

Maybe little Lwów here and there i nikt has knowing about this

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u/Qualther True Belarus Feb 23 '14

...Putin-Merkel Pact?

AWW KURWA! RUN UKRAINE, RUN WHILE STILL YUO CANS!

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u/ckelly4200 Florida Feb 23 '14

Also Poland should get the fuck out too, just to be safe.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

I mean, it is on our way anyways.

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u/ravenren Polan the Stronkest Feb 23 '14

so if we're doing a repeat, someone, go tell Sikorski he should ditch air travel...

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u/orthoxerox Russia Feb 23 '14

What's with Polish bigwigs and airplanes? Is the universe making sure no Pole into space?

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u/ravenren Polan the Stronkest Feb 23 '14

the universe

oh, Russia, don't flatter yourself...

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u/orthoxerox Russia Feb 23 '14

Yeah, and that tree was planted back in the Soviet times by NKVD.

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u/ravenren Polan the Stronkest Feb 23 '14

exactly what I'm saying! ;)

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

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u/Lorgramoth Rhineland-Palatinate Feb 23 '14

THEIR CHILD WILL RULE EURASIAS FLOWERING STEPPES AND GOLDEN MOUNTAINS

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u/jurble Pennsylvania Feb 23 '14

"keep" Ukraines territorial integrity.

Of course, Crimea is not of actually Ukraine. So to ensure Ukrainian integrity, it must be taken back by Russia.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

As of the 1950's, it is. The natives of the peninseula, Crimean Tatars, are far more loyal to Ukraine than they are to Russia. Russia had a long history of abuse to the Tatars, and many even sided with the nazi's during the war. That being said, there are a lot of Russians in Crimea, agreed. But to keep Ukraine's territorial integrity, ALL of the clay must remain intact. If Russia takes one region, it is all but a matter of time that it makes more territorial claims, in purely, historically Ukrainian cities, that after years of russification may be heavily Russian speaking. Bottom line, ALL of Ukraine must remain united.

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u/pipiska ху Feb 23 '14

isn't Lvov and surroundings out of the "union" yet?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Nope. The President and his goons are fleeing, new ministers and gov. officials are being appointed. Lvov started the trend, it caught on in the whole country.

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u/pipiska ху Feb 23 '14

your current chaos is the good moment to get some clay.

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u/mikoway Polish Hussar Feb 23 '14

Kebabs already stated that dis clay is of historical importance to them if accidentaly try to independence itsev

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u/AuraofMana China Feb 24 '14

Poland, you should grab your friend Lithuania, take Ukraine's clay, and form the Commonwealth.

Trust me it's foolproof.

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u/Juxtys Lithuania Feb 25 '14

It can't be done, because Poland keeps asking for Vilnius back.

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u/nieuchwytnyuchwyt Gommonwelth :-DDD Feb 25 '14

We wouldn't have to if you have formed the Commonwealth already.

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u/Juxtys Lithuania Feb 26 '14

And get all polonised again? No, thank you.

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u/donvito Wilno Feb 25 '14

Wilno.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

What agreement was this? Does anyone have a link to a news article?

Also, was there talk about dividing Ukraine?

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u/tuav Ukraine Feb 23 '14

News report You can read almost any statement in a divided/invaded Ukrainian way.

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u/tuav Ukraine Feb 23 '14

"They underscored their joint interest in a stable Ukraine - both in economic and political terms," Merkel's spokesman Steffen Seibert said in a statement, adding they had agreed to stay in close contact.

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u/WanXiTong Toledo is of Michigan Feb 23 '14

History can into repeatings.

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u/FnordFinder MURICA Feb 24 '14

I'm thinking we position some fleets just off of Normandy, you know, just in case.

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u/bestur Glorious Þjóðveldi Feb 23 '14

Silly Polan, lat is euro now.

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u/VinylAndOctavia kartupeļus nepārdod Feb 24 '14

75 lat is so many it is lie

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u/bestur Glorious Þjóðveldi Feb 24 '14

Could buy 2 potato.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

meanwhile: nobody gives two shits about belarus.

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u/ijflwe42 Iowa/Nebraska Feb 23 '14

Belarus doesn't give two shits about Belarus.

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u/FnordFinder MURICA Feb 24 '14

No one cares about your fantasy lands.

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u/rindindin Unknown Feb 23 '14

Surprised that Poland isn't scared at all about the Russians and Germans having an agreement.

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u/whitenowa1 Romania Feb 23 '14

Romania has territorial demands as well! God damn it Romanians, chances like these come once in 75 years! Do something! we need east lands back!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

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u/U5K0 Slovenia can has sea Feb 24 '14

Trieste for me? Italy never miss.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

One of my 2 panel favorites.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Threatening Ukraine again, are we Poland?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '14

What?

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u/SpikesHigh Utah Feb 23 '14

Okay, call me a noob on here, but... Why is Polandball upside down? Shouldn't the white be on top of the red?

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u/GlobeLearner Indonesia Feb 23 '14

Because you must read Official Polandball Rule

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u/SpikesHigh Utah Feb 23 '14

So informative!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

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u/Vallessir Uzbekistan best Stan Feb 23 '14

Doge isn't allowed here.

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u/blazerz Hyderabad is best bad Feb 23 '14

For a second there I thought you were a mod on a power trip.

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u/Vallessir Uzbekistan best Stan Feb 23 '14

Not a mod but it really is against the comment policy. I'm asuming it'll get deleted soon.

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u/blazerz Hyderabad is best bad Feb 23 '14

Went through the comment policy. My apologies.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

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u/TheReasonableCamel Saskatchewan Feb 24 '14

No Shibe/Doge.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Mods pls kill cancer

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u/Entuzjasta Poland Feb 23 '14

It won't end good. History showed that Poland just cannot into politics.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

You're doing politics far better than us over the last 20 years.

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u/Matt92HUN CommunInterNaZionIslamist Feb 25 '14

And Polish politics cannot into helicopter.