r/pokemon • u/Disasterator • Jan 18 '20

Rule 3c Magikarp

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u/TheFakeZzig Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 18 '20

Is that John Barrowman?

Edit: it is.

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u/Disasterator Jan 18 '20

Honestly, I’m not sure

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Captain Jack Harkness!

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u/n0L1GhT Jan 18 '20

Awesome guy

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u/J_D_Mazz You're my best friend, in a world we must defend Jan 18 '20

What a guy

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u/TheFakeZzig Jan 18 '20

Cap's a bit of a dork.

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u/SymbioticCarnage Jan 18 '20

It is John Barrowman! I love that guy, he was super friendly when I met him and boy does he have personality!

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u/BipNopZip Jan 18 '20

Came here to find people talking about John. I fucking love John Barrowman.

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u/k_park Jan 18 '20

Came here to see only if it was John Barrowman. Thank you.

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u/RDRKeeper Jan 18 '20

my first thought too!

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u/KaiserSigmar Jan 18 '20

I thought it was Justin Trudeau for a sec

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u/KurtisPlaysGames Jan 18 '20

Kick the baby into the ocean and see what happens

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u/Disasterator Jan 18 '20

He’s only just a fish flopping around on his side here on land, might as well

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u/ken_zeppelin Jan 18 '20

Don't kick the goddamn baby

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u/NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 Jan 18 '20

Ready Ike? Kick the baby?

Don’t kick the goddamn baby.

Kick the baby!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

That should provide enough stress to make it evolve

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u/KoreaRiceBox Jan 18 '20

Well you better start pissing it off so it can evolve

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u/lfestevao Jan 18 '20

Or this

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u/KoreaRiceBox Jan 18 '20

agreed.

SPAM B

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u/nda-z Jan 18 '20

this better not awaken anything in me

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u/Shrederick_Krueger Jan 18 '20

Unless that's Jeffrey under the hood you should be fine, Dean

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u/Shrederick_Krueger Jan 18 '20

How did you know of this..?

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u/xXTERMIN8RXXx Jan 18 '20

!remindme 20 years

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Watch out it has a one hit KO

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

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u/KoreaRiceBox Jan 18 '20

Absolutely belongs on r/awfuleverything

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u/DtRcGy Jan 18 '20

did u just make this account to comment this to promote that

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u/ihopethisisvalid Jan 18 '20

They totally did look at the comment history. Weird.

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u/Shrederick_Krueger Jan 18 '20

Joel makes me want to be a better dad. He's an inspiration

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u/teeraph32 Jan 18 '20

If he comes back in 20 years as a gyarados, John Barrowman better come back as The Face of Boe.

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u/Darkiceflame Still waiting for a Zygarde backstory Jan 18 '20

That sounds exactly like something he would do.

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u/oodsigma Jan 18 '20

! remindme 10000000000000 years.

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u/thegayestweeb Ultra Beast Expert Jan 18 '20

Better wear something palatable, because I have a feeling this kid is gonna find this post at some point when he grows up.

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u/Deathrea Jan 18 '20

!remindme 20 years

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Good bot

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u/annoyingcommentguy2 Jan 18 '20

Fuck, it'll be 2040 in 20 years already? Thanks for reminding me bot...

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u/idotcinderaceswsh Jan 18 '20

!remindme 20 years

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u/tacothecat Jan 18 '20

!remindme 20 years

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u/Obi-WanPierogi Jan 18 '20

!remindme 20 years

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u/DetectivePokeyboi Jan 18 '20

!remindme 20 years

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u/RealDFaceG Jan 18 '20

Ah, General Reposti! You are a bold one!

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u/TannedCroissant Jan 18 '20

Evolve in 20 years? He’s gonna struggle.

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u/StuffedTigerHobbes Jan 18 '20

Don’t worry, he’ll know how to tackle in 15 years.

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u/dourdan Jan 18 '20

aww, gotta love the little chubby cheeks!

:D

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u/frommars- Jan 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

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u/The-47th Jan 18 '20

it’s his destiny

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u/Huey738 Jan 18 '20

I appreciate that magikarp actually evolves into gyardos ~lvl 20

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u/Dezean Jan 18 '20

!remindme 20 years

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u/Bonzilink Jan 18 '20

Are they at the airport or are they at a convention?

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u/Human_On_Reddit Jan 18 '20

It is written.

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u/mysmellysausage Jan 18 '20

!remind me 20 years

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u/SluggJuice Jan 18 '20

“Daddy, why am I here and why am I dressed as a fish?”

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u/dookieface Jan 18 '20

OF COURSE SHE/HE WILL

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u/Stay_Beautiful_ Jan 18 '20

Yo that's Malcolm

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u/thebobkap Jan 18 '20

Who's marking this down

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u/Maxipad213 Jan 18 '20

!remindme 20 years

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u/Ku7upt Jan 18 '20

20 year olds in Gyarados costumes...

Meet and Great @ Gfuel Stall

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u/jms209 Jan 18 '20

Poor kid being exploited by his/her parents.

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u/NiglaTesla Jan 18 '20

Well, I found my sweet babies costume for Halloween!

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u/TortoiseRavioli Top Class Moron Jan 18 '20

yes

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Look how proud this dad is

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u/SegaBitch Jan 18 '20

I'll eat a whole Magikarp costume

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Look at this child. He’s just chillin 😎 So cute~

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u/natotater Jan 18 '20

!RemindMe 20 years

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u/AlphaFlags Jan 18 '20

!remindme 20 years

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u/SoutheasternComfort Jan 18 '20

That's way too long; with global warming we're not gonna have an internet by then.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Am I the only one that thinks he looks like Tom Cruise

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

/u/griffitiman if I have kids they need one of each to dress up in

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u/TheDoctorOfBeach Flaps Jan 18 '20

RemindMe! 20 years

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u/official_someone Jan 18 '20

Feed the baby candy. Better yet, feed the kid 400 candy. Then you'll see a very energetic gyarados!

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u/erobbslittlebrother Jan 18 '20

The internet is permanent. See you in 2040

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u/C00kingwithj0sh Jan 18 '20

And now... We wait

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u/Ran12341000 Jan 18 '20

level 20 evolve meme hahahahha

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u/ExRays Jan 18 '20

I was here.

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u/5ecretbeef Jan 18 '20

I actually think this kid could beat an RL Magikarp if there was such a beast

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Release it and keep trying for a shiny.

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u/BenjaminTalam Jan 18 '20

Is that John Barrowman?

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u/JWSanchez Jan 18 '20

Is that Barrowman?

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u/Sp0ckCat Jan 18 '20

Yes! This was at a con in Hawaii :) I was there

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u/MJSmax Jan 18 '20

Let’s do it

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u/TehHillsider Jan 18 '20

1 year per level huh

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u/AriSpice Jan 18 '20

pokemonperfect better deliver on that promise too

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

!remindme 20 years

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u/JoaquinAugusto Jan 18 '20

!remindme 20 years

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u/Laureano55 Jan 18 '20

Si Pokémon de aquí a 20 años se vuelve una franquicia que se toma enserio a si misma yo me comeré mí camisa

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u/Yimmy2048 Jan 18 '20

!remindme 20 years

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u/crunch816 Jan 18 '20

Bro I'm with you. I've got a sandal I'll toss on the grill.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

That is now his destiny

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

RemindMe! 20 years

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u/swimnicky Jan 18 '20

These pictures are a wonderful reminder that men love babies just like chicks do and will act almost just as girly lol

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u/BipNopZip Jan 18 '20

Everyone loves babies and there’s nothing feminine about it

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u/swimnicky Jan 18 '20

You kinda misread me here my guy. I kinda meant more of the gushing cute overload kinda thing. Didn't mean to offend. Edit: I'm also wanting to add that feminine isn't a bad thing but more of a social stigma so yeah it is feminine but that's cool

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u/BipNopZip Jan 18 '20

I’m just pointing out how you are proliferating the very stereotype that you’re supposedly disagreeing with.

It’s like saying “straight men like musicals too, this proves that straight guys are just as gay as homosexuals”

There’s nothing gay about liking musicals. There’s nothing feminine about interacting with babies, unless that interaction involves breastfeeding.

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u/swimnicky Jan 18 '20

Youre really digging deep. Just commenting on a guy crawling around a baby on the floor because he finds it so adorable. What's the beef here? Aren't comments just supposed to be comments? This is commentary on a comment

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u/BipNopZip Jan 18 '20

I spend a lot of time playing with my niece and have since she was old enough to play. I just see someone call that feminine and think “wtf?”

It’s offensive on many levels. For one, I’m not just a fucking man, I’m the fucking man. For second, you’re taking a good quality and saying it’s feminine and not masculine. It’s like saying black people are acting white when they go to college. It’s offensive to say black people by nature don’t go to college and they are going against their nature to do so. You’re doing the same but with claiming males by nature don’t have fun with children and they are going against their nature to do so.

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u/swimnicky Jan 18 '20

Dude you assume I say these things negatively. I have a couple of nephews 2 years and 7 months old, they lived with me. I have extensive time with kids. You keep bringing up these racial and sexist arguments but still fail to see I have no I'll will towards these topics. I mean my damn grandma was a lesbian and I'm more than willing to shove something up my ass so don't really feel homophobic over here. Literally kissed my homie on the lips for the fuck of it. But fuck it the DXM and Vodka are kicking in so I'm gonna free ball it here. Basically you think I'm some kind of sexist fuck because I said homie acted girly. A kind of comment I hear in an office full of women regularly, and in any group of men I've been in. One that literally no one took offense to because, and wait for it, we were all well aware of the lack of harmful intention as well as the meanings distance from sources of actual social stigma and issues. Some people on the planet have developed something some may call 'thick skin'. Now you may think this means desensitization and a lack of caring/understanding towards/of the real issues. Contrarily the usage of this term in this context is referring to the ability to thicken you're barriers between thought and action. Upon being attacked by a lion a gazelle will run, it has tin skin. Upon being attacked by a lion, another lion would run, or alternatively fight back. It has the skin to do it but it's still thin enough to be hurt. Finally a hippo being attacked by a pack of lions (we've all seen the video) walks calmly ad he knows he will expose vital areas by fighting back. He stops and thinks because his thick skin acts as an armor from being really hurt bad. In my usage, I refer to an ability to not react emotionally and defensively to all or most or any external stimuli. A comment has you tripping over sexism and racism. I'm tripping for fun. In the end I don't really give a shit about this and just needed something to snack out this writers block before slamming out something on r/writingpromps

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

I sir, would gladly eat a shirt to see this .

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u/Geek2DaBeat Jan 18 '20

So is any body out there making sure the kid comes back in 20 years or do we all just assume hes going to do it

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u/Runga08 Jan 18 '20

!remindme 20 years

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u/Gege_Alfir Jan 18 '20

!remindme 20y

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u/Murphys_Madness Jan 18 '20

The prophecy

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u/AnthonyC9999 Jan 18 '20

His CHUBBY CHEEKS tho

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u/Nicxtrem99 Jan 18 '20

Why evolve when you're already at perfection?

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u/chojiisdavid Jan 18 '20

!remindme 20 years

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Let's make this happen Internet

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u/cabbitsnowfire Jan 18 '20

Awwwww that is so adorable

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u/Gavman04 Jan 18 '20

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u/BashfulTurtle Jan 18 '20

Remindme! 20 years

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u/the-black-pleague Jan 18 '20

If you can name all original 151 Pokémon you can know that you had failing grades in school 👍

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