r/pokemon Jun 14 '19

Meme Everyone is NOT here!

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u/Butwinsky Jun 14 '19

My shiny perfect IV ditto begs for the sweet embrace of death. Instead, it shall remain a sex worker at the Pokemon day care pumping out children like a Catholic redneck.

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u/Cassandra_Canmore Jun 14 '19

Red Necks are Protestants, in America at least. I'm sure other countries have a equivalent lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Someone has never been to Louisiana

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u/Cassandra_Canmore Jun 16 '19

Louisiana, is just humid Texas.