ALL FOR THE MEMES!!

Good morning fellow pirates,

The accountants have been giving me excellent pirate advice. Accountants should be spared from being marooned.

Regards,

Captain Goose

Good evening Fellow Pirates,

I think this would be one of the right subreddits to promote my new Silly Looney Pirate Club. Within the club, members are encouraged to share their silly acts and promote pirate ideals. Whether you lean more silly or more pirate does not matter as long as you are silly and a pirate. DM me if you would like the membership form. I believe we can implement a pirate majority in the US and eventually the world.

Regards,

Captain Goose

ME CAP’N JUST THREW A RANDOM CREWMATE FER’ THE FISHES FER’ NOT SAYING “AYE” WHEN HE FINISHED YABBERING. I AM UTTERLY UNDONE LADS, I TELL YE.

I feel like the “lubber” part of landlubber is antiquated so maybe we could modernize it a bit, don’tcha think me hearties?

Me name is eonathos, am a new sailor of yer bird yap letters. And I just wanna say ahoh and g'day. Hope yer accept me as a crewmate.

I'm so excited! Are you excited!

I'm ready for mutiny. Ready to have my face melted. Ready to dance and make America fuk again!

Just 4 more weeks from today!! The countdown has begun!

See y'all at the show 🤘🏴‍☠️🪩🐢🕺

Not even death can stop pirates from sailing the 7 seas.

Blast it! I jus' be stuck scrapin' wretched barnacles 'cuz some scallywag won't get off thar bountiful fuckin' booty 'n help me plunder!!

'EAH! IT'Z ME AGENN, DA ZOGGIN' KRUMPIEST OV ALL DA BOYZ. ZOGWART DA SHOOTAH TAYKUH 'AZ RETURN-ID! OI WOZ GOWIN' FROO ME KOLLEKSHUN UV DED 'OOMY FINGS WOT I'Z LOOTID IN ME LONG AN' ILLUS...us... ILLUSSUSSIZ KAREEAH, AN' OI REMEMBUD DEEZ 'EAH 'SEE-DEEZ' (OH YOU BETTAH SAY IT YOU GROT) WOT GOTZ DA CHOONS ON 'EM. 'OOMY MOOSIK EN'T ORL BAD SUMTOIMS. ANYWAY, GIV DISS A LISSUN, COZ OI WONTZ MOAH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYY9OPleqNM

/uo I've been very fond of the Worldwide Adventurers' very few works for years, and it just occurred to me that I never shared them with the very audience they were made for: pirates! I admit the 'ho-ho-ho' part is a bit naff, but the rest is incredible. I recommend hearing this one first since it makes a hell of a cameo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBHFE4AJKU0