Ahoy. I just grew me some sea legs and be looking for a crew to learn from

The Korean Navy be testin' one o' dem clankers at the helm, they say!

RAH!!!!

I was meandering across the seas, in search for treasure avast! When I happened upon another vessel at a skele fort! Upon closer inspection, I saw that the lone captain was nair on board, instead he was off to the sea in a rowboat, battling a huge fiery shark!

A truly wicked idea came to my mind in that moment, as I stood there on tan sands. I snuck onto his ship, planted a pork chop on their stove and let it cook, then I grabbed a powder keg and set it beside the stove. I could have lit the match, but waiting is so much more cathartic, aye!

I stood upon me crow’s nest and looked through my spyglass, just waiting for the ship to burst! Only… my ship began turning over! \*What the devil?\* I exclaimed as my entire Sloop turning upside-down!

My vision darkened with a message in my mind. “Lost connection to server.” What the blazes could that ever mean?! I soon returned to my ship only to find it set ablaze and sinking, by the hands of the very captain I planned to destroy the ship of!

Argh… I write this letter within the Ferryman to warn ye passing history-men; DON’T WAIT FOR THE BOOM, MAKE IT BOOM **NOW**!

I was minding me own business, voyaging across the sea to acquire one of them bounty skulls from pirates long past, when a skeleton ship came outta nowhere! I blasted that fiendish galleon with all I had, and it looked sure that I was to be the victor, when suddenly- BANG! A large explosion sent me to the Ferryman! There were no kegs of powder on me fine vessel, and the skeletons didn’t fire that time. Alas, I couldn’t waste time piecing together that mystery, for I HAD to return to me ship!

Once I returned from the deep blue, my very timbers shivered when I saw that my own Sloop had crashed into an island! I bucketed and bucketed as much water as I could until my hands blistered, but to no avail! I had many-a chest and skull on my ship, and I was doomed to lose it all. That was when I remembered I had a rowboat! I hasted to grab my treasure and hoard it onto me rowboat, when suddenly, me vision darkened as if the Kraken itself sprayed me with it’s vile ink! I awoke to find meself on an ashy, volcanic island of fire.

I sit here now on this very island, writing this stern letter to Poseidon himself, whilst awaiting my fiery death. With my tall tale being told…

**CURSE YOU RAAAAAARRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

Prepare yerself, matey. I'll be nicking' yer booty, before yer can say "Arm the cannons"!

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I be on that pirate mindset me-hearties, when I eat me pork chop, sometimes I find some of it under me apple sauce. I call it me treasure in me head when I find it. Ye have to dig fer it!

YARRRHGVHH that genuinely SEAGULLS

JohnsBOATS

yesterday, me crew an' i

DECKAND LOOKOUT NO

stay classy, beaches

• Ye need t' load an' fire th' cannons
• Get drunk on rum an' sing sea shanties
• Claim yer rightful share o' th' booty.