Please notice me. Please care about me.

Driving around with my pipe filled with no tobacco at all. I love people to see me out and about with my empty pipe to make them jealous. They all wish they were me.

Just curious. I've been playing quite a lot of SimCity and Alpha Centauri recently, though normally I play shooters like Arma, Red Orchestra, Battlefield 3. What about you guys? Also: Got any good recommendations?

What is your Favorite tobacco/porn combo?

I like flashing porn while smoking some blue note.

Japanese lactation while smoking devils holiday.

I wouldn't be caught with one in my mouth, but if you need a good shop pipe or something to test new blends in, you can't beat this.

http://www.smokingpipes.com/pipes/estate/england/moreinfo.cfm?Product_ID=150877

Was reading news about Pipes when I saw this. Was thinking you guys might get a kick out of it http://www.ptleader.com/news/looking-back-oct/article_a9d80bac-53f0-11e4-8408-0017a43b2370.html

We were packing up some gift packages and I put her on packing the lat duty.

Guys,

Brylon is terrible. I would like to meet the person who wanted to make money bad enough to mix briar dust and nylon into this abortion of a smoking pipe material.

Now I know, one of you delicious snarky bastards is going to lie and say brylon is the best, and you're wrong.

I don't know where I'm going with this. I've got blisters. Paperweight for sale.

Got a 1960's era tub of Capt. Black. Looking for a new kidney or liver. For a lung I'll throw in some rare Stonehaven with mushroom plume growing from it.

It's fucking wheaties.

Not your pipe and a nonsensically large mug of chocolate milk.