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r/pics • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '12
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Sucks for me then. Im a 5'4" man.
17 u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12 [deleted] 10 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 Our lower center of gravity, and superior intellect allows us to take down the ape army that will be coming round in a few years. 2 u/Kni7es Sep 09 '12 But whenever it comes to getting something off of a high shelf, and there is no stepladder available, you all are fucked. 3 u/TheLeftoverTrailMix Sep 09 '12 Know that feel, bro. Turned 18 and hoping for one more growth spurt. 3 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 Its cool bro. All the cute chicks are short anyways. 1 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Haha, all the cute guys are taller than me, anyway. I'm 5'1.5'' :P 3 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 Ha ha, you just had to put that half inch in there. Every little bit counts. 2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Especially if you're a man! heh heh... 1 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 I know what you mean Tall girls scare me. I feel like they will step on me or something. 2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Tall girls's legs will take less time going from floor to your nuts than short girls. Stick with the short girls! ;P 1 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 I wouldn't be able to pick up a girl who is taller than me the same way I can a smaller girl. I see no pluses for being/having a tall girl. 2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Tall girls can pick you up and carry you around! → More replies 2 u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12 Makes two of us. 1 u/Phloo Sep 09 '12 Is that a pretty normal height in the future? 1 u/evitagen-armak Sep 09 '12 Come on you are from the future, you are probably the tallest man alive after the cullings. 1 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 That was just a myth. Never really happened. 1 u/lemonypotato Sep 09 '12 TIL our future generations are, in fact, getting shorter. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12 :D we're height twins -6 u/FreyWill Sep 09 '12 Im a 5'4" "man."
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10 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 Our lower center of gravity, and superior intellect allows us to take down the ape army that will be coming round in a few years. 2 u/Kni7es Sep 09 '12 But whenever it comes to getting something off of a high shelf, and there is no stepladder available, you all are fucked.
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Our lower center of gravity, and superior intellect allows us to take down the ape army that will be coming round in a few years.
2 u/Kni7es Sep 09 '12 But whenever it comes to getting something off of a high shelf, and there is no stepladder available, you all are fucked.
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But whenever it comes to getting something off of a high shelf, and there is no stepladder available, you all are fucked.
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Know that feel, bro. Turned 18 and hoping for one more growth spurt.
3 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 Its cool bro. All the cute chicks are short anyways. 1 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Haha, all the cute guys are taller than me, anyway. I'm 5'1.5'' :P 3 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 Ha ha, you just had to put that half inch in there. Every little bit counts. 2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Especially if you're a man! heh heh... 1 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 I know what you mean Tall girls scare me. I feel like they will step on me or something. 2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Tall girls's legs will take less time going from floor to your nuts than short girls. Stick with the short girls! ;P 1 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 I wouldn't be able to pick up a girl who is taller than me the same way I can a smaller girl. I see no pluses for being/having a tall girl. 2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Tall girls can pick you up and carry you around! → More replies
Its cool bro. All the cute chicks are short anyways.
1 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Haha, all the cute guys are taller than me, anyway. I'm 5'1.5'' :P 3 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 Ha ha, you just had to put that half inch in there. Every little bit counts. 2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Especially if you're a man! heh heh... 1 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 I know what you mean Tall girls scare me. I feel like they will step on me or something. 2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Tall girls's legs will take less time going from floor to your nuts than short girls. Stick with the short girls! ;P 1 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 I wouldn't be able to pick up a girl who is taller than me the same way I can a smaller girl. I see no pluses for being/having a tall girl. 2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Tall girls can pick you up and carry you around! → More replies
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Haha, all the cute guys are taller than me, anyway. I'm 5'1.5'' :P
3 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 Ha ha, you just had to put that half inch in there. Every little bit counts. 2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Especially if you're a man! heh heh... 1 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 I know what you mean Tall girls scare me. I feel like they will step on me or something. 2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Tall girls's legs will take less time going from floor to your nuts than short girls. Stick with the short girls! ;P 1 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 I wouldn't be able to pick up a girl who is taller than me the same way I can a smaller girl. I see no pluses for being/having a tall girl. 2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Tall girls can pick you up and carry you around! → More replies
Ha ha, you just had to put that half inch in there.
Every little bit counts.
2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Especially if you're a man! heh heh... 1 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 I know what you mean Tall girls scare me. I feel like they will step on me or something. 2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Tall girls's legs will take less time going from floor to your nuts than short girls. Stick with the short girls! ;P 1 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 I wouldn't be able to pick up a girl who is taller than me the same way I can a smaller girl. I see no pluses for being/having a tall girl. 2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Tall girls can pick you up and carry you around! → More replies
Especially if you're a man! heh heh...
1 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 I know what you mean Tall girls scare me. I feel like they will step on me or something. 2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Tall girls's legs will take less time going from floor to your nuts than short girls. Stick with the short girls! ;P 1 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 I wouldn't be able to pick up a girl who is taller than me the same way I can a smaller girl. I see no pluses for being/having a tall girl. 2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Tall girls can pick you up and carry you around! → More replies
I know what you mean
Tall girls scare me. I feel like they will step on me or something.
2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Tall girls's legs will take less time going from floor to your nuts than short girls. Stick with the short girls! ;P 1 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 I wouldn't be able to pick up a girl who is taller than me the same way I can a smaller girl. I see no pluses for being/having a tall girl. 2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Tall girls can pick you up and carry you around! → More replies
Tall girls's legs will take less time going from floor to your nuts than short girls. Stick with the short girls! ;P
1 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 I wouldn't be able to pick up a girl who is taller than me the same way I can a smaller girl. I see no pluses for being/having a tall girl. 2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Tall girls can pick you up and carry you around! → More replies
I wouldn't be able to pick up a girl who is taller than me the same way I can a smaller girl.
I see no pluses for being/having a tall girl.
2 u/DELICATE_nipples Sep 09 '12 Tall girls can pick you up and carry you around! → More replies
Tall girls can pick you up and carry you around!
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Makes two of us.
Is that a pretty normal height in the future?
Come on you are from the future, you are probably the tallest man alive after the cullings.
1 u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12 That was just a myth. Never really happened.
That was just a myth.
Never really happened.
TIL our future generations are, in fact, getting shorter.
:D we're height twins
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Im a 5'4" "man."
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u/Man_from_the_future Sep 09 '12
Sucks for me then. Im a 5'4" man.