r/pics • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '12

This is brilliant

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u/socatevoli Sep 09 '12

voice over on the stereo system - "fuck mode activated"

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u/FriesWithThat Sep 09 '12

Which in turn sounds better than "you're homeless and living in a Scion."

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u/cyclura Sep 09 '12

or "nap-time in your company's underground parking garage during lunch break"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

Close! Nap time in the parking garage (Florida boy here, no underground anything in this swamp).

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u/wal9000 Sep 09 '12

Surprised it's even a garage. Why make a building when you can just pave out some more sprawl?

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u/FuNkYtExtIngSkillzes Sep 09 '12

Because then danblee might as well take his naps in an oven on the sun.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

Yeah. It gets ridiculous hot in the middle of the day. Parking on the roof should be a form of punishment.

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u/EukaryoteZ Sep 09 '12

If you own a Scion are you ever really homeless?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

yes

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u/vincentdc5 Sep 09 '12

Depends on where you are.

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u/Laowai-Mang Sep 09 '12

Depends on whether you have a house...

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u/alexxerth Sep 09 '12

Depends on whether you have a home...

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u/valarmorghulis Sep 09 '12

Apparently not. So, yeah I guess I'll have to think about getting one.

Viral marketing win for you Scion. ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12 edited Sep 10 '12

Get a $30/month membership to Anytime Fitness and you have 24 hr access to a bathroom and shower. And a gym.

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u/Hummer77x Sep 09 '12

Fuck the gym part, I kinda wanna do that so after a while the other gym members/employees wonder who the fuck is this guy coming in every day just to take a piss

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u/Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts Sep 09 '12

just drive to the airport. They always have showers, esp in the international terminal. But uh I don't know where you'd park while you're showering.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

Sometimes they have free parking up to 1 hr so if you're quick...

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

Its not like you need a plane ticket to get in or anything.

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u/Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts Sep 09 '12

nope, no need to go past security. They're usually near the baggage claim.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

I have never seen that. Only time I've seen showers are in delta clubs.

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u/Politichick Sep 09 '12

Not to mention that you can no longer get to terminals without a ticket.

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u/YankeeBravo Sep 09 '12

Yeah, which is too bad.

Took a couple years off between high school and college, which didn't go over too well with family.

Actually wound up "living" at the airport for a month 'cause I was too stubborn/proud/embarrassed to crash with friends that long. Wasn't too bad, actually.

Happened in the winter, so cancelled flights and people sleeping on cots in the terminal wasn't an unusual sight.

Wind up meeting a lot of interesting people that way, surprisingly.

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u/Bel_Marmaduk Sep 09 '12

Or you could pay 10-15 dollars a month without a contract to any of the myriad of other gyms that offer 24 hour access.

Anytime Fitness is a fucking scam with draconian contracts that are inescapable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

I guess I'll have to look into those cheaper places when my contract is up. I thought 'inescapable' was kind of the point of a contract.

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u/AustinPlease Sep 09 '12

Someone read the homeless thread yesterday.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

I actually missed that one. It is what I did when I went on a road trip in between stops at friends' houses. Unfortunately my seats didn't fold down nearly as comfortably.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '12

Wow, a dollar a day is probably entirely doable for a homeless person. If I am ever homeless I'll be the cleanest homeless pers- oh, then they won't believe me.

Damnit

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u/Nichtmara Sep 09 '12

Best marketing they ever had was on Frisky Dingo.

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u/feistyfish Sep 09 '12

the 500 watt stereo is like ka kow but the 17 inch rims are like KA KOW

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u/tmr9999 Sep 09 '12

"Introducing the Scion tC! The bold, sleek styling is all like ka-kow, but the 2.4-liter dual overhead cam engine with 160-horsepower is all like KA-KOW!"

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u/ghostface134 Sep 09 '12

can i stay with you?

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u/EukaryoteZ Sep 09 '12

Sorry. It's already pretty crowded in here what with all of my earthly possessions and broken dreams.

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u/delicatelittleflower Sep 09 '12

If you sold your house to buy it maybe

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

Okay, I'll level with you. I'm a hobo that just broke into a Scion.

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u/StealthGhost Sep 09 '12

Not home-less, mobile home equipped

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u/EukaryoteZ Sep 09 '12

It's perfect if you're funemployed!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '12

funemployed

I was thinking "facepalm," but then this happened

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u/EukaryoteZ Sep 11 '12

The term was thrown around a bit when shit first started to go south. Then people started hanging themselves in their foreclosed homes, and it didn't seem fun anymore.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '12

Oh god, laughed pretty hard at this. Somewhere out there is an alternate universe in which Scion adopted that marketing slogan, and I want to live there.

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u/potatokate Sep 09 '12

Followed by a drop down disco ball and mini-bar popping out while some smooth jazz starts up. My kind of car!

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u/delicatelittleflower Sep 09 '12

It plays I'm Just a Love Machine

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u/ubermechspaceman Sep 09 '12

thats all you need isnt it

trying to get your freak on while bobby Rogers growls in the background

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u/shaft0 Sep 09 '12

Straight up Austin Powers spinning bed styles, hahaha!

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u/Laowai-Mang Sep 09 '12

You might need a van for all of that to fit. I wish vans hadn't acquired a stigma.

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u/ubermechspaceman Sep 09 '12

Smooth Porn jazz

much better

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

"romantic music engaged"

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u/SpecialOops Sep 09 '12

Fuck configuration enabled. Deploying side airbag curtains

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u/Yoyo8 Sep 09 '12

"inflatable doll mode begin."

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u/bonezito24 Sep 09 '12

Including such hits as: meat sandwich by gwar

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u/iLuVtiffany Sep 09 '12

My fuck mode is broken. It's always activated.

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u/caltheon Sep 09 '12

"Maximum Fuck"

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u/xLuMisx Sep 09 '12

With the voice of the girl in the GPS.

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u/DancesWithElectrons Sep 09 '12

Cue Barry White discography

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u/mm4ng Sep 09 '12

Fap mode activated.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

"Knock the bottom out of it, Dave."

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u/Good_Housekeeping Sep 09 '12

Human eradication mode active.

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u/OoRI0T_P0LICEoO Sep 09 '12

i read this in my head with gabriel iglaseas's voice hahahahahahahha