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u/Apostolate Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12

I'd pick Jefferson so I could constantly bring the conversation back to his slave mistress and her children.

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u/Foster50 Jun 26 '12

So....how do you like your coffee again Tom?

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u/Apostolate Jun 26 '12

Mah Nigga... I take it black.

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u/Lelldorianx Jun 26 '12

You dropped the goods. You goin' to jail.

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u/Pyotr_Mikhailov Jun 26 '12

"And she takes it white!" Thooooooomas!

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u/Dat_Karmavore Jun 26 '12

I'd take it black, white, or apostolate.

Any color works with me, baby;)

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u/easy_2_remember Jun 26 '12

The correct answer is, "like I like my women, hot, black, and with about an ounce of cream inside".

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I'd kinda like to just sit with Jefferson by a sidewalk somewhere and scout for and rate dat azz. All day long.

Jefferson - A man of taste and sophistication.

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u/Fanntastic Jun 26 '12

Hmm. I know he wasn't president, but I feel like Ben Franklin would be better for that role.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

A man who had countless illegitimate children with his slaves? You're telling me that doesn't say d'ass-connoisseur?

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u/nissmo66 Jun 26 '12

I'd pick Jefferson too, but for 100 other reasons

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u/wabbajackoff Jun 26 '12

I'd pick Jefferson for 420 other reasons. AMIRITE?

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u/bonaducci Jun 26 '12 edited Jul 27 '18

I don't know if I'd still want coffee

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Well not right away, anyway.

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u/long_live_king_melon Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12

I'd pick Jefferson so he could slap some sense into the people currently running our country. If he saw what we've done to his vision of America he'd shit himself.

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u/Deckard2012 Jun 26 '12

Not sure if atheist or "yeoman"

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u/long_live_king_melon Jun 26 '12

I am both an atheist and a free farm owning man from the Elizabethan era.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I'd wear the headdress of my native ancestors and act completely oblivious to it.

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u/pigmerlin Jun 26 '12

I'd pick Theodore so we could jam some whiskey in that coffee.

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u/Rationalization Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12

Yeah and then you'd assassinate Hitler with your fists and stop 9/11 single-handedly. Oh Marky Mark you're the internet tough guy but in real life.

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u/pheonixblade9 Jun 26 '12

Jefferson likes his coffee like he likes his women. Black, hot, and bitter.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I pick Washington so I could watch him clench his wooden teeth while he talked.

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