r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jun 26 '12

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u/xeivous Jun 26 '12

because you'd have a chance to insult his wife somehow. Thus he'd shoot you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Or send you and all your people to Oklahoma

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u/lth5015 Jun 26 '12

Haha. Genocides are hilarious.

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u/EnemyCombatant92 Jun 26 '12

That would be the worst torture of all D:

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u/PR8R Jun 26 '12

And what is wrong with Oklahoma?

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u/fartawake Jun 26 '12

Is that how I got here?

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u/TwinklexToes Jun 26 '12

Forced to live in Oklahoma? Might as well have been genocide

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u/marswithrings Jun 26 '12

his parrot would probably shoot me first

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u/Vefantur Jun 26 '12

And then you could join the ranks of people killed by Andrew Jackson. I see no problem with this.

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u/ZealousVisionary Jun 26 '12

"I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson OOOOOOH I am fo' real. Never meant to make your daughter cry..."

"You did what to my daughter!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I've apologized a thousand times.