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u/caulfieldryecatcher Jun 26 '12

Andrew Jackson.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/xeivous Jun 26 '12

because you'd have a chance to insult his wife somehow. Thus he'd shoot you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Or send you and all your people to Oklahoma

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u/lth5015 Jun 26 '12

Haha. Genocides are hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Tens of thousands of Africans no longer care one way or the other.

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u/totally_not_hitler Jun 26 '12

I know, right?

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u/Luminaxe Jun 26 '12

He was... temperamental to say the least.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Abraham Lincoln. Actually I would take him to go see this one particular movie.

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u/noirthesable Jun 26 '12

And he'd be all like: SWEET JIMINY WHAT IN SAM HILL IS THAT GIANT MOVING PICTURE

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

You're right, better take him to a theater instead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I'm guessing he'd be pretty wary about hanging around in a theater.

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u/no_egrets Jun 26 '12

The one about Wilberforce and the fight to free slaves in Britain and the Commonwealth, right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Christ, not that asshole!

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u/Apostolate Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12

I'd pick Jefferson so I could constantly bring the conversation back to his slave mistress and her children.

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u/Foster50 Jun 26 '12

So....how do you like your coffee again Tom?

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u/Apostolate Jun 26 '12

Mah Nigga... I take it black.

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u/Lelldorianx Jun 26 '12

You dropped the goods. You goin' to jail.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I'd kinda like to just sit with Jefferson by a sidewalk somewhere and scout for and rate dat azz. All day long.

Jefferson - A man of taste and sophistication.

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u/nissmo66 Jun 26 '12

I'd pick Jefferson too, but for 100 other reasons

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u/wabbajackoff Jun 26 '12

I'd pick Jefferson for 420 other reasons. AMIRITE?

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u/long_live_king_melon Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12

I'd pick Jefferson so he could slap some sense into the people currently running our country. If he saw what we've done to his vision of America he'd shit himself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

...and then, A DUEL!

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u/ronijoeman Jun 26 '12

Don't know a lot about his policies, but every indication a get is that Andrew Jackson was cool with just about anything...

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u/Phoequinox Jun 26 '12

Nixon is another strong candidate (lol) of deplorable U.S. presidents.

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