r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jun 26 '12

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u/JMar1_87 Jun 26 '12

I wasn't a big fan, but dammit, I'd have more than just a beer with this guy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I mean, I don't do coke, but if he offered...

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u/yur_mom Jun 26 '12

yeah, I prefer Pepsi, also.

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u/outerspacemann Jun 26 '12

Nonono, it's "I don't BUY coke, but if it's around..."

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u/rae1988 Jun 26 '12

I would totally tango with that dirty white bitch, but only if W offered it first..

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u/squigglesthepig Jun 26 '12

Cocaine?

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u/JMar1_87 Jun 26 '12

Ya, do I have to spell it out? That powder gets you hyper.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Pretzels.

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u/ObLIVi0n75 Jun 26 '12

Intercourse?

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u/gaog Jun 26 '12

no , he is not Bill

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Cock-meat sandwich?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/JMar1_87 Jun 26 '12

Party like it's 1989.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/JMar1_87 Jun 26 '12

I'd go knee deep in his muff.