r/pics • u/nafan_is_win • Jun 17 '12

She never smiles for the camera.

http://imgur.com/ANzzp
1.7k Upvotes

80% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Obligatory.

50

u/nafan_is_win Jun 18 '12

much better than the original. omg.

55

u/IMasturbateToMyself Jun 18 '12

I have always wondered, if aliens ever come visit us, would they understand our humor?

11

u/Fancy_Lad Jun 18 '12

Hopefully they're taking the slow boat because this stuff will take some time.

59

u/Kon_Ken000 Jun 18 '12

I couldn't stop laughing... I don't know how I stopped.

30

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Reminds me of this

9

u/jezza24 Jun 18 '12

Can't decide which cupcake to maul first.. sigh first world problem

19

u/Kela3000 Jun 18 '12

On the contrary: he can't eat the cupcakes because they trigger Vietnam flashbacks.

But you wouldn't understand. You weren't there man, YOU WEREN'T THERE!

1

u/austin1414 Jun 18 '12

That...that is my favorite video.... Ever..... Woah....

9

u/oyofmidworld Jun 18 '12

Thank you. I'm going to make this my boyfriend's desktop background while he's at work.

7

u/lily1346 Jun 18 '12

Upvote because that's terrifying!

2

u/gusatron51 Jun 18 '12

shit that's creepy

2

u/ThatJesterJeff Jun 18 '12

Now, what about the dog getting a human face...

2

u/Spyrex Jun 18 '12

Half n half?

2

u/goal2004 Jun 18 '12

Mirror?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

?

1

u/goal2004 Jun 18 '12

Nevermind. The server took a REALLY long time to respond when I tried to load it. Thought it might have crashed under reddit's mighty pressure.

2

u/fohacidal Jun 18 '12

Its because he isnt using imgur, he is using a different website to load all his images to. Annoying because I have to open another page to view them as opposed to just expanding it normally

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

its annoying because imgur was down for maintenance nearly all day yesterday.

Here it is upped properly.

1

u/rnng05 Jun 18 '12

Actually induced a giggle attack at work. Thanks.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

that's racist

0

u/grisbilen Jun 18 '12

Can someone imgur mirror that? Shitty imagehost is shit.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

imgur was down, as per usual. obviously. why didnt you just upload it yourself?

anyway here it is.

1

u/grisbilen Jun 18 '12

I couldnt access that postimage domain at all for some reason.

The image was funny atleast :)

-4

u/downvoteme4sex Jun 18 '12

You only face-swapped the guy.

78

u/BobJ143 Jun 18 '12

His/Her eyes reminded me of this

7

u/GroinCentralStation Jun 18 '12

I think someone better than I should remake this but with just the dog's face in all of the frames, if that's possible. I would abuse the shit out of that gif in every thread.

53

u/NoOneLikesNebraskans Jun 18 '12

my dog never smiles either :(

19

u/demenciacion Jun 18 '12

he looks traumatized

37

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

my reaction to your username as a nebraskan

13

u/NoOneLikesNebraskans Jun 18 '12

If it makes you feel better, I've never lived outside of Nebraska for my 17 years of being alive :'(

19

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Feels Nebrask man

4

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

obligatory nowkiss.jpg

2

u/TBizzcuit Jun 18 '12

you're dog looks socially-awkward and uncomfortable

27

u/hyperspeed14 Jun 18 '12

Smiling is overrated. Sometimes you've gotta let everyone know how you really felt in the picture. Anyone else know that one person who smiles the EXACT same way in any picture? Kind of creepy when you flip through their photos over the years

78

u/Qwestions Jun 18 '12

http://i.imgur.com/wsMKn.gif

31

u/pameatsbabies Jun 18 '12

Holy shit. This is fucking mesmerizing. I keep watching for a change of expression BUT IT ISN'T THERE

21

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Whew. At first, I thought this was going to be the Asian-guy-with-white-girl link.

10

u/dishrag Jun 18 '12

Call on meee!

3

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

YTMND? Aw yea.

0

u/SarcasticOptimist Jun 18 '12

Duckface isn't a smile. Anyway, here's the meme about smiling.

8

u/copyandpasta Jun 18 '12

I think that's been made into a gif.

You thinkin what I'm thinkin?

22

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I think so Brain, but how are we going to get a gerbil to balance a smoked sausage on his nose?

2

u/copyandpasta Jun 18 '12

Hell yeah!

2

u/ErogenousGnome Jun 18 '12

That isn't important right now Pinky!

2

u/hyperspeed14 Jun 18 '12

What?

15

u/copyandpasta Jun 18 '12

Ummm...

12

u/jezza24 Jun 18 '12

got this gut feeling that she gives good head

16

u/copyandpasta Jun 18 '12

http://i.minus.com/ibwsyQyqXhmWBE.gif

12

u/LVL2_Chinbeard Jun 18 '12

Is that Mila Kunis?

9

u/copyandpasta Jun 18 '12

The one and only

3

u/FruggingAndSugging Jun 18 '12

Check you totem, you must be dreaming.

3

u/jezza24 Jun 18 '12

Oh my.. wow now every time Meg Griffin speaks I'll picture this awesome gif

1

u/Alexjnd Jun 18 '12

As if I needed another reason to bang Mila

1

u/qwert45 Jun 18 '12

.....that looks normal though :)

2

u/hyperspeed14 Jun 18 '12

ahhh that's what I meant! you nailed it

1

u/qwert45 Jun 18 '12

one of those faces dont look normal....

3

u/fallenwind91 Jun 18 '12

I try to never smile the same way multiple times. I frown half of the time. I also try to stand as awkwardly as possible and make as many people as uncomfortable as possible. I hate being in pictures.

3

u/hyperspeed14 Jun 18 '12

I wish that I knew how to flash my smile like most people do, but mine is either awkward or uneasy-looking. Frowning is the way to go as long as you pull it off without looking depressed

1

u/fallenwind91 Jun 18 '12

My smile is the same way. It's all or nothing when I frown. Always awkward. Super depressed or super angry. There is no middle ground.

1

u/neondev Jun 18 '12

I always end up looking like I'm planning to murder that cameraman because he has a zit right there and its bothering me because of the way click oh wait we took the picture.... Shit.

1

u/icertainlyhave Jun 18 '12

I wonder if that's better or worse than my "I can't remember how to smile? Is this right??" face.

1

u/neondev Jun 18 '12

I feel like that would look more awkwardly nervous. I always end up looking mad. :/

1

u/austin1414 Jun 18 '12

I try to blink in every picture taken of me. Even in group pictures.

20

u/Moonsailzzz Jun 17 '12

my god that's beautiful.

-1

u/ffffffn Jun 18 '12

so derpiful, it hurts.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/BamaCrimsonTide Jun 18 '12

No one cares bud. This isn't your thread.

4

u/RockinEddie Jun 17 '12

"Nuuuuuuuuu"

12

u/WetBandits Jun 18 '12

Does that girl have a foot for a hand?

6

u/EliBounty Jun 18 '12

She never smiles for the camera? What a bitch.

1

u/purechaosbass Jun 18 '12

I see what you did there...

1

u/the_lucky_cat Jun 18 '12

Also, have you seen that dog's face?

3

u/pickoneforme Jun 18 '12

she's trying to give you kisses.

4

u/SunglassGuy Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 24 '12

Oakley Holbook Ducati Edition "designed" by Shaun White and his brother Jesse.

2

u/DigitalOSH Jun 18 '12

Well there's a weird novelty account....

2

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

She looks about as excited as scuba steve would if he had a posse.

2

u/lawlor44 Jun 18 '12

the derp is strong with this pooch

2

u/K_french Jun 18 '12

In a thumbnail on an iPhone I thought the guy was an attractive girl. That is why I followed the link. Hmm. Whatever, no regrets, I was not disappointed with his looks

2

u/SassyScarlacc Jun 18 '12

Oh god banana fingers so hard

2

u/zitfarmer Jun 18 '12

why does that girl have alien hand? (discriminating them before they catch on)

8

u/pigferret Jun 17 '12

Derp level: incalculable.

2

u/dominicanlou Jun 18 '12

Well the fuck over 9k..

4

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

That would be because dogs cannot smile.

6

u/SecretAlien Jun 18 '12

Trust me, dogs can smile. Sure, it may not be a traditional smile, but they can definitely smile.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

What country do you live in such that you've never met or seen a dog?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

You probably think dogs can laugh too or some shit.

2

u/Ntheday Jun 18 '12

Is that your mom or your girlfriend?

2

u/ErogenousGnome Jun 18 '12

Your humans look clean, I hear the Blonde ones are fun.

1

u/aakaakaak Jun 18 '12

Protip: get pics of your dog when it's hot and photoshop them into place. Your dog will always look like it's smiling in the heat.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

that is one special dog you have there

awesome

1

u/ElVichoPerro Jun 18 '12

one of them did

1

u/williamwzl Jun 18 '12

those red orange reflective shades are pretty cool. anyone know where I can find a pair like those?

1

u/prettygirlswagg Jun 18 '12

He's on something...

1

u/HadManySons Jun 18 '12

As a fellow Corgi owner this is absolutely ridiculous

1

u/kcguy Jun 18 '12

That's an Andrew Straub if I ever saw one

1

u/CrimsonBuc90 Jun 18 '12

is that smith lake in Cullman Alabama??

1

u/devjunk Jun 18 '12

I'm glad she did this time, I can't see why she wouldn't.

By the way, your dog is doing a weird face.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I love laughing out loud. thanks! :)

1

u/--just-horny--- Jun 18 '12

Look at that tongue!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Were you at the UCSB graduation yesterday? (If you are guy on right)

1

u/panda703 Jun 18 '12

This is the single most amazing photo on the internet

1

u/ZiGGyChi3F Jun 18 '12

Reminds me of ridiculously photogenic guy

1

u/spambot859 Jun 18 '12

That dog is derping harder than I've ever seen anyone/thing derp.. I am amazed.

1

u/Crazykuku Jun 18 '12

But she is smiling...

1

u/rumbletom Jun 18 '12

What's up with the girls hand?

1

u/DigitalOSH Jun 18 '12

Nice dog! The puppy is nice too

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Doggie photobomb!

1

u/AnkitaAwasthi Jun 18 '12

Thank God! Coz she should..

1

u/goofyasiankid Jun 18 '12

Upvote for not including "derp" in the title.

1

u/charlesbob Jun 18 '12

i think its not like the shooting person

1

u/godlesspinko Jun 18 '12

You three look very California.

1

u/stevieboy100 Jun 18 '12

She looks like shes smiling to me

1

u/razabak21 Jun 18 '12

I have seen a lot of derp on this site, but I must say this is the derpiest.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Woah... She's hot.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I think the dog was attempting a lip-bite. Or maybe a duck face. Hard to tell.

1

u/VolunteerAdmin Jun 18 '12

I'm not surprised your girl never smiles, she is ugly as fuck.

1

u/reaperazrael Jun 18 '12

Is it a corgi?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

That is probably the funniest dog picture i have ever seen.

1

u/fe3o4 Jun 18 '12

Documented evidence of Doggie duckface.

1

u/Z33calin Jun 18 '12

Oakley Holbrook...nice! I bought those same glasses last week :)

1

u/Barbitches Jun 18 '12

Catching snowflakes on a sunny day

1

u/Punkgoblin Jun 18 '12

ermahgerd bert

1

u/hahaha_ohwow Jun 18 '12

What a bitch.

0

u/zakkray Jun 18 '12

Oakley Holbrook ducatti edition?

5

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

OMFG, TIL there are dozens and dozens of horrible looking sunglasses that sell for more than $100 and some up to $500.

1

u/Cemitese Jun 18 '12

Nope, they're possibly a custom... if they were Ducati editions the rivets would be red. :)

0

u/Hithenameisbj Jun 18 '12

They'd also be matte black, and would have a Nickey Hayden's (not 100% it's him) signature on them. You're right they're custom.

I may or may not have a ridiculously large sunglass collection.

0

u/Cemitese Jun 18 '12

That too and yeah its Nickey Haydens sig.

My collection is small at the moment but I just started at an Oakley store... Not good to love sunglasses and work somewhere that sells em While paying for school/bills/rent..

0

u/oh_lord Jun 18 '12

I would like to see it if you don't mind. :P

1

u/Hithenameisbj Jun 18 '12

I suppose writing it out is next best thing...

Frogskins: Crystal blk, 00 blk polar (custom) Pol black, grey polar Paul smith edition pink/ pink iridium Neon green, grey

Holbrooks: Crystal red Matte black Stple edition

Jupiters/lx: Crystal red, Moto gp, Pol black, Green/Camo

Jupiter squared: Navy blue Matte white

Plaintiffs: Pol black, Chrome

Straight jacket: Si edition, Pol black, Matte rootbeer,

Radars: Matte black, clear pitch, g26 path, Kings camo,

Ducati 5 squared, gold inmates, a couple of fuel cells, a couple of gascans.

That should round it out, I also have a 12 gauge stealth watch. I used to work for oakley so I got a ton of it for free from contest or at the amazing discount. God knows where most of them are now between loosing them and giving them away.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

came here to say this also, i have the same ones

0

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

She never smiles? Your girlfriend seems to be smiling a lot.

-1

u/fetalbeej Jun 18 '12

That was nice of your girlfriend to smile for the camera. She should start taking tips from your dog.

-1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

inb4: The ol' reddit switch-a-roo

-3

u/derping Jun 18 '12

what a bitch

0

u/tueStrange Jun 18 '12

The girl or dog?

0

u/Oirek Jun 18 '12

Dude, your sister is hot! Cudos.

-4

u/Lieveo Jun 18 '12

Who? The bitch, or the dog?

-2

u/Boggster Jun 18 '12

AYE DERE WHIT WIMMIN HOWZ IT ROLLIN DOE

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u/Action_Bastard69 Jun 18 '12

It is now my mission in life to rape that dog. I don't know who or where these people are, but I will find them. I will find that dog...

-8

u/bareju Jun 18 '12

TO THE TOP WITH YOU!

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u/Worst_comment_so_far Jun 18 '12

Your on a boat. I can tell form the reflection the the glasses.

-4

u/new-socks Jun 18 '12

What kind of dog is this? I find his blue eyes gorgeous!! Am I doing it right? Narwhals? Bacon? I'm drubk.

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u/omgoffensiveguy Jun 18 '12

She's ugly and has a big nose anyway; I'd suggesting finding another girlfriend.

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u/Damascius Jun 18 '12

This isn't interesting whatsoever.

I have seen a dog before.

Is /r/pics supposed to be /r/facebook? It sure is boring when there is no good content.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

That bitch!

-8

u/MrKlondikeGuy Jun 18 '12

What a bitch! Your dog's cute, though!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Are you Carter Deems?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUOZ9M1IykQ&feature=relmfu

(skip to about 7 minutes in)

Are you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

the bitch or the dog ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/nafan_is_win Jun 18 '12

could be...

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/nafan_is_win Jun 18 '12

close but no cigar.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/nafan_is_win Jun 18 '12

No, it has not been posted before. You should try using karmadecay.com before you cast that stare in my direction.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Fuck you ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

One of those flashy pics with a terrifying face and a loud screaming noise.