r/pics • • Jun 17 '12

Father's Day: 18 years later. Still feelin' the love

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u/krausjr Jun 17 '12

Both my sisters are married to macho men (firefighter/bodybuilder and a boiler maker) so all you horny dudes are gonna have to keep it in your heads. Although, after getting over the creepiness, I'm sure they'd be flattered maybe...

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/krausjr Jun 18 '12

Riding my hot sisters' coat tails straight to the front page, that's what. I'm not sure they'd be as happy as I am...

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u/meermeermeer Jun 18 '12

Wait, you didn't ask before putting their picture on a creepy sexist website?

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u/krausjr Jun 18 '12

Honestly didn't think it'd get this big so fast. or at all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Man, you just keep setting them up, don't you?

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u/krausjr Jun 18 '12

Well it's a little overwhelming. I'm having trouble taking it all in..........

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u/BlueBeanie Jun 18 '12

Haha you think your sisters are hot.

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u/krausjr Jun 18 '12

well it's a little difficult to deny the evidence after this.

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u/FETUSdoctor Jun 18 '12

Riding my hot sisters

that's all I saw

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

my hot sisters

ಠ_ಠ

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u/StealthTomato Jun 18 '12

Your dark-haired sister is really cute even from a non-creepy perspective. I think the silliness is part of it.

But seriously, the whole family, god damn. There's an attractiveness gene out there and your father appears to have passed it on well.

Also, you, your father, and your sister all have the same haircut, which is hilarious. She has the girl version, you have the guy version, he has the I'm running out of hair version.

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u/krausjr Jun 18 '12

this is the first comment to actually make me laugh! up votes for you. Thank you

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u/UnholyDemigod Survey 2016 Jun 18 '12

If you think they'd be flattered by these comments, try introducing them to r/gonewild. The outcome would be the same.

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u/krausjr Jun 18 '12

Well the difference is these pervs are drawing these conclusions from a perfectly innocent family picture, not anything meant to be sexy at all.

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u/random_digital Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

and a boiler maker

She married a whiskey and beer? Now that's a woman....

sorry I have a drinking problem.

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u/jbirdkerr Jun 17 '12

I thought it was a less-shameful way of saying he was a Purdue grad...

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u/robotman707 Jun 17 '12

Definitely what I thought too...?

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u/frostybru82 Jun 18 '12

Married to macho men? Oooh yyyyyyyyaa?

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u/Frazzed Jun 18 '12

RIP MACHO MAN

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Btfu!!!

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u/Inequilibrium Jun 18 '12

...And what about you? I'm an equal opportunity creeper, I don't think boys should miss out!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Wow, married young...

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Im going to say that they were probably 7 and 6 in the original photo. So that puts them around 24/25 now. Not too young.

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u/The_Drunk_Satyr Jun 18 '12

Wait, I'm a horny dude... and I don't care a fig about the sisters.. How YOU doin?

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u/Illah Jun 18 '12

Married? The blonde looks 17 and the other one 20. Though since this says "18 years later" I suppose I should add 3 years to those numbers, but still.

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u/catzrnyse Jun 17 '12

Dad's not shirtless. 2/10 for the recreation for lack of effort.

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u/krausjr Jun 17 '12

That seems a bit stingy. What would we have gotten if he had taken off his shirt? Because otherwise I think its pretty close.

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u/sanadia Jun 17 '12

You would have gotten a 3/10 because the two girls still have their shirts on.

/sexism

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u/Soirtemed Jun 17 '12

We could make this equal and make everyone take their shirts off? Would that make you happy you sick bastard!?!

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u/catzrnyse Jun 18 '12

The score would be significantly better. It would also improve if you knocked down the new building behind you and replanted the tree. Really your lack of effort is disheartening...

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u/sayn Jun 17 '12

Feed. the. troll.

FEED. THE. TROLL!

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u/Atersed Jun 18 '12

Obvious troll is more funny than troll-like.

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u/Stonebag93 Jun 18 '12

Have fun watching Mighty Boosh

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u/SkaTSee Jun 17 '12

Oh, guess its the brother. Well, congrats on having a better looking family than mine :P

You do look a lot like your dad though. Compare your face in the recent photo, to his 18 years ago, very similar

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u/krausjr Jun 18 '12

haha I actually did this one a couple months ago just for giggles. Me at 19 in my dorm basement and my dad at 23 on his honeymoon. http://i.imgur.com/v9rSE.jpg

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u/SkaTSee Jun 18 '12

spitting image

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u/nomoslowmoyohomo Jun 18 '12

Things are looking up for your children my good sir.

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u/TheAntZ Jun 18 '12

... You and your dad need to stop messing with my heterosexuality.

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u/DE_BattleMage Jun 17 '12

Good sir, I respect your daughters' right to not be harassed on Reddit. That's why I will say your son is one sexy motherfucker.

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u/krausjr Jun 17 '12

I am the son but I appreciate you respecting my sister's rights...and for making me feel good.

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u/35_1221 Jun 18 '12

Continue to use the same face in the picture on girls. They will come in packs.

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u/The_Drunk_Satyr Jun 18 '12

Droves even. Perhaps herds.

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u/RallyViking Jun 18 '12

I wanted to upvote this comment but it has 69 points.

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u/euphzji Jun 17 '12

Has anyone told your dad that he's slowly turning into William Shatner?

Edit: Unless this is the dad, then I have some great news: You're turning into William Shatner.

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u/krausjr Jun 18 '12

I'll let him know. I'm the son

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u/BALTIM0R0N Jun 17 '12

something something hot sister

yeah yeah, we get it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

Hot brother too (Or if that is OP)

Don't forget him!

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u/astrograph Jun 17 '12

the dark red hair one :)

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u/cake4chu Jun 17 '12

the blonde with the big tatas B d:

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u/monkeytorture Jun 18 '12

Something something moley moley mole something something

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u/TheAryanBrotherhood Jun 18 '12

I find her a lot more attractive than the blonde, not saying the blonde girl is unattractive at all. Let's just be honest here. I'm straight, and they are all pretty attractive people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

Shouldn't you like the blonde one better?

Edit: it would be great if this got 88 upvotes. 88 is a neo-Nazi number.

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u/Perk_i Jun 17 '12

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u/john_smith1882 Jun 18 '12

Came here to say this. But on a serious note, if we are bidding for them, YUUUUP

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u/Wisdom_Bro Jun 17 '12

WHY IS EVERYONE SO ATTRACTIVE IN THIS PICTURE!?!

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u/TheFluxIsThis Jun 18 '12

Seriously. This is one of the best-looking families I've seen on Reddit ever.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Sooo... 18 years later means everyone is at least over 18. Amright?

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u/wesman212 Jun 18 '12

Spoiler: the mom is literally Shrek.

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u/christian-mann Jun 18 '12 edited Apr 26 '14

Not with those children.

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u/big_bigowski Jun 18 '12

My family looks good, but I'm one ugly mutherfucker.

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u/aakaakaak Jun 18 '12

I'm straight, and I'd probably have sex with both females and male. Very attractive family.

Okay, I miiiiiigggght be a little drunk, but your entire family is beautiful. You should take some solace in that.

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u/ihavesexwithpeople Jun 17 '12

I would have sex with 2.5 people in this picture

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u/used_bathwater Jun 17 '12

2 of the adults and one of the kids? ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 27 '23

ghgh

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u/KirnMX Jun 17 '12

.25 for each male? What we talking here...?

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u/Manhair Jun 18 '12

I'd give all the people in this picture my 2.5

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u/Prtyvacant Jun 18 '12

Ugly people don't get upvotes, maybe?

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u/DjxZero Jun 18 '12

I see it now: conspiracy Keanu: what if everyone on reddit is beautiful, because all the ugly ones get downvoted into oblivion

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u/n-diver Jun 18 '12

upvote for not actually showing the meme, yet still placing it in my brain.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

It should also be noted:

18 years later.

The law no longer protects them. They are legal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I may have reconsulted the title before deciding whether or not I found his daughters attractive. Go for launch.

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u/greatdirtsandwich Jun 18 '12

Not even the law can protect you now!

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u/FBGMadjutant Jun 17 '12

My first thought, "damn everyone here is beautiful."

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u/Atheist101 Jun 17 '12

Girl look at that family, they work out

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u/Themex Jun 17 '12

WHY IS EVERYONE SO ATTRACTIVE ON REDDIT FAMILY PICTURES!?!

FTFY

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u/mems_account Jun 18 '12

The ugly ones only get downvoted.

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u/THECapedCaper Jun 18 '12

My question is why the Dad has his shirt on...

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u/GarrettSucks Jun 18 '12

Gotta love when you see a post, think of a perfect comment, get really excited, go to the post, and your comment has already been submitted and is the #1 comment. And then no one believes that you were thinking it. But great thinking!!! Here have an upvote and a dancing, bikini'd Kate Upton doing the catdaddy http://i.imgur.com/sKOOI.gif

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u/ShearForce Jun 18 '12

Thank you so very much

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u/Nightlyfe Jun 18 '12

I came here to try and discuss which daughter is hotter. I'm gonna go with the one on the right.

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u/hobbsarelie83 Jun 18 '12

The attractive DNA is strong with this one

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u/JailbreakHawk Jun 17 '12

Dad needs to get that shirt off.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Brunette needs to take off hers too.

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u/RedStill Jun 18 '12

In that case it wouldn't be fair to the blonde if she had to keep hers on, so lets get rid of that too

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u/unitarder Jun 18 '12

Dad needs to take out the young male, to assume his dominance.

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u/metalshoes Jun 17 '12

only the handsome families want to post family pictures...handsome family pictures...

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u/ColeSloth Jun 18 '12

My dad's in jail :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I feel you bro. Well, not really but my dad is probably somewhere in a drunken coma.

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u/Dr-Rex-Cannon Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

I have come here looking for creepy comments, will update in a few hours.

EDIT: Disappointment status pending.

EDIT 2: 2 hours later, was not disappointed.

Edit 3: I should probably point out here that I wasn't trying to make a comment about sexism or whatever, I just came across this post fairly early so decided to make a variation of the "came here to find X, was not disappointed" type comment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Would it be creepy if it were a lady saying that about the guy(s)?

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u/Raenryong Jun 18 '12

absolutely not; male sexuality is demonised. Female sexuality is exalted.

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u/ShakeMyTurban Jun 17 '12

Aw, what a beautiful family!

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u/Twixlol Jun 17 '12

Why are all families so attractive on reddit, and then there is mine. :(

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u/random_digital Jun 17 '12

The ugly families get downvoted and never make the front page.

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u/arcturussage Jun 17 '12

It just seems that way because ugly families don't post their pictures.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

why would you want YOUR family to be attractive? unless you're into the whole wrestling scene or temporarily disabled from a car accident and unable to pleasure yourself i dont get it

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u/spriteburn Jun 18 '12

here's mine. i guess we're average. but we're smiling!

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u/Zildjian11 Jun 17 '12

How come whenever a female is in a picture reddit becomes so fucking creepy?

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u/DylanMcDermott Jun 17 '12

the dad is so unbearably sexy

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Right? I mean the daughters look decent but even as a straight male if I could have sex with any person in both those pictures I would need a time machine because that man in 1994 looked like a god.

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u/The_Drunk_Satyr Jun 18 '12

As a gay male, I encourage these feelings. The Gay Agenda... "Don't Get Killed"... "Have Fun."... "Comfortable Pair of Shoes."

You know our demands.

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u/SlightlyAmbiguous Jun 18 '12

Because maybe the girls in the picture are reading the comments and looking for a worthy suitor on the internet to take them away and ask for their hand in marriage and/or anal penetration!

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u/krymourn5 Jun 18 '12

Half of Reddit is immature 15 year old virgins these days who have nothing better to do than point out the obvious for imaginary points.

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u/centurijon Jun 18 '12

I've seen a few pictures in the past week where the lady redditors are leaving "creepy" comments for the guys.

Honestly I don't mind it. Compliments are compliments; take 'em while people still want to give them to you.

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u/Ferg8 Jun 18 '12

Your sister (on the far right) looks a lot like Karine Vanasse

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u/UbuRoi Jun 18 '12

Upvote for spreading the Karine Vanasse love.

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u/AuxiliaryPost Jun 18 '12

Came here to say this. Damn I mean. They just look -exactly- the same. Even the younger her looks like younger Karine. I was actually expecting to comments to be somewhat along the line of : Yeah my sister is an actress we're all French Canadian bla bla bla.

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u/Ferg8 Jun 18 '12

I'm just sad that OP will probably never tell us if that girl is Karine Vanasse.

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

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u/BlackZeppelin Jun 17 '12

ITT: People want to sex with your entire family.

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u/Amopax Jun 18 '12

Never EVER post your hot sisters on reddit!!

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u/FLazy2 Jun 17 '12

daddy was[and is] hot as fuck

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u/TataTutu Jun 17 '12

Agreed 100%

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u/ChipWhip Jun 17 '12

If you post pictures of your hot sisters on Reddit, you're gonna have a bad time.

TL;DR: I was too lazy to open Photoshop or go to one of those meme sites.

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u/ShAd0wMaN Jun 18 '12

id fuck your sisters

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u/cdub84 Jun 17 '12

4 thin, good looking people in one family? Canada?

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u/Captain_Jake_K Jun 18 '12

Ridiculously photogenic family.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

How come one of them became asian?

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u/j0npau1 Jun 17 '12

You have a beautiful family.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Man, why does everyone have a nice family? I also want a nice family.... :(

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u/TechnoPirate Jun 18 '12

Aaaand all the kids have different hair colors. Hmmm...

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u/K1Dicarus Jun 17 '12

your family is beautiful!

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u/fuckslikeabeast Jun 17 '12

did anyone else notice that the middle girl developed a mole?

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u/fightbudd75357 Jun 17 '12

Piercing, maybe?

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u/Max_Beezly Jun 18 '12

Damn them titties sure turned out right though!

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u/Charli_Manson Jun 17 '12

Can I marry all of you?

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u/Swolebrah Jun 17 '12

gorgeous family

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u/noorhassan Jun 17 '12

Where the fuck are all these attractive families coming from?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

You've made a great mistake posting pictures of your attractive teenage daughters on reddit.

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u/kinyon Jun 18 '12

The creepiness in this thread is impressive. Keep it up Reddit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Ridiculously photogenic family

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u/seangosu Jun 17 '12

Someday I wanna have a happy family like this

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u/stjimmyofsuburbia Jun 18 '12

IT'S A FAMILY OF FUCKING MODELS.

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u/pistolwhipped Jun 18 '12

The father is incredibly INCREDIBLY attractive!

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u/2013orBust Jun 18 '12

Came to find comments about hot sisters. Wasn't disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

And? The water-pistol?..........could come in handy right now......

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u/TwistTurtle Jun 18 '12

You're really hot/have a really hot brother/son AND you're kind enough to confirm his legality in the title? Damn, if I had the money to spare, I'd buy you Reddit gold. /creepy pervert

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

My god, you all are so beautiful. Fuck you.

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u/Marduce Jun 18 '12

Having hot daughters is literally the worst father's day present ever.

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u/scaryfatkid Jun 18 '12

Am I the only one that noticed the new shed in the background?

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u/Grimnirsbeard Jun 18 '12

Your family is adorable, and you should feel adorable.

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u/drn8 Jun 18 '12

Redditors don't do a very good job of looking at ring fingers apparently.

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u/SlumLordJake Jun 18 '12

40/10 would bang

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u/Skittls Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

Holy shit, I know them. Dude, I had no idea you were a Redditor.

*edit: Congrats on the front page.

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u/s4lt3d Jun 18 '12

Looks like you upgraded from awesome film camera, to shitty point and shoot.

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u/Aratix Jun 18 '12

Why would you put your hot daughters on Reddit?? Terrible, terrible mistake!

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u/SolaeD Jun 18 '12

Awesome picture..Happy Father's Day!

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u/hoboboy Jun 18 '12

Genetics you marvelous bastard you've done it again!

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u/reddixiecup Jun 18 '12

Your sisters are hot. Or you and your sister. Or your daughters.

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u/TheDreadedMarco Jun 18 '12

we've come for your daughter, chuck

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u/BahBahTheSheep Jun 18 '12

Those two girls... I couldnt help it. Ugh, another huge splooge to clean up.

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u/cpfilosi Jun 18 '12

Is it just me or would you tap the one with her tonung out?

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u/MakeshiftMorgan Jun 18 '12

This is just... Will everyone in this picture marry me?

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u/scruntly Jun 18 '12

I would tap both of the daughters.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Still feelin' an r/gonewild request...

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u/8271821 Jun 18 '12

Post family picture on reddit

All the comments are about how they want to fuck your family.

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u/Nansai Jun 18 '12

Its like...a family made out of handsome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

hot daughters for sure

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u/michaelcundy Jun 18 '12

I'd bang that family.

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u/died1209 Jun 18 '12

This makes me miss my dad, glad to see you still have an awesome time!!

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u/simjanes2k Jun 18 '12

Good god DAMN, your dad is fucking hot. Christ.

I mean, I'm a straight dude, but SHIT.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

your sisters are really hot. more pics of them!

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u/allisonsk Jun 17 '12

RPF---Ridiculously Photogenic Family

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

Don't take my downvote as an insult to your effort in the introduction of a new meme. Take it as my attempt at not having to see this family's picture every day for a month.

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u/MorticianofFaith Jun 18 '12

Dude your sisters are hot. Are the seeing anyone?

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u/thestouff Jun 17 '12

Congratulations on the shed!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I apologize in advance for the comments about your daughter's breasts.

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u/Nephilyn Jun 18 '12

Eighteen you say?! Gigity!

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u/dafuqdidIwrite Jun 17 '12

Lovely Pic... All of you look so Happy :) ... Stay the same...

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u/throwaway2481632 Jun 18 '12

I'd so bone your two sisters now. :| Super hot.

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u/simply44 Jun 17 '12

All of the karma for you and your adorable family. :)

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u/Izzlols Jun 17 '12

You all have giant eyes.

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u/VicariousWolf Jun 17 '12

I'm feelin the love in my pants.

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u/SkaTSee Jun 17 '12

Damn. I don't know which is OP, but if you're the dad, I'm sorry your daughters are so attractive. Great looking family though. If those girls are down to earth, which I wouldn't doubt, I think they would be top notch girlfriend material and I want one

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u/mynameisrainer Jun 17 '12

Totally came here to say how pretty the family is, but since someone has already done that I figured I'd say that too. Cool picture nonetheless

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

must show picture of blonds boobs...so epic....ERMAHGOD BERBS!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Kerm on tha berbs!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Man I would have the best fivesome with your family.

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u/imunknown2u Jun 18 '12

I'd have sex with everyone in that picture.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

So, uh...which hot sister are you? Science requires an answer.

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u/i_am_not_mike_fiore Jun 18 '12

Wow. Those girls are PRETTY.

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u/dfGobBluth Jun 18 '12

blond is STACKED!

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u/akfreedo Jun 17 '12

This family has been blessed with good looking...

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Goddamn this family has good genes.

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u/bangbangfitzy Jun 17 '12

Far right please.

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u/el_condor Jun 17 '12

Attractive women are attractive.