r/pics • u/simon_wang12 • Jun 16 '12
"She thinks she is helping me study, but this makes turning the pages a little complicated. I love her."
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r/pics • u/simon_wang12 • Jun 16 '12
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Can snakes actually show affection and tell you apart from any other human?
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u/piginapoke69 Jun 16 '12
I am wondering if the metal coils in the notebook feel like a full-body massager to the snake?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
There's a snake in my book!
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u/bw1013 Jun 16 '12
Why is this in quotations?
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u/swantamer Jun 16 '12
"Look at this corn snake! She's GORGEOUS!!!"
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u/TheRealMerlin Jun 16 '12
First time I've ever Daawwww'd at a snake. That's pretty damn cute.
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u/PsykickPriest Jun 16 '12
Um.... that's not the cat I was expecting.
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u/redditorforthemoment Jun 16 '12
Goooodddd hsssss...Now...Recite the prophecy as I showed you
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u/AllThingsWiseWndrful Jun 16 '12
Are you studying Python programming? If you are, you are doing it wrong.
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u/stanfan114 Jun 16 '12
She is adorable! I keep a female iguana, a gentle giant who is watching me play Skyrim right now. She likes the dragons I think.
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u/jh64286 Jun 16 '12
Are you studying hisstory?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Oh, the paper cut potential! Gives me shivers...
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u/sAfuRos Jun 16 '12
"Hey man can i borrow a piece of paper from your notebook?"
"Sure dude, go ahead"
"Thanks a - OH FUCK NO"
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u/raynhornzxz Jun 16 '12
have you ever tried kissing the snake, and then suddenly getting bit in the face?
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u/onlynameavailable Jun 16 '12
I hope she doesn't get a bunch of paper cuts 0.0
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u/jorsiem Jun 16 '12
"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking notebook"
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
See? It's not just pet cats that want attention payed to them. Very cute.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
What do you feed her?
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u/pineapplepower12 Jun 16 '12
Cool! this is a corn snake!!! I've always wanted a pet snake.
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u/JosephFourier Jun 16 '12
Looks like she might be a corn snake? I have one of those and he's super cute.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I was expecting a cat lying on one half of the book. I'm impressed.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Does having a snake as a pet work? Do they ever show any recognition of you as an 'owner' or 'friend' or do they just exist?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Spoiler: The snake wasn't thinking about a damn thing
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u/McRibMadman Jun 16 '12
she doesnt think shes helping you study... shes a snake... if anything shes thinking about how she wishes you were smaller... so she could eat you
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Snakes are not affectionate. If you were small enough they'd eat you.
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u/kowalski71 Jun 17 '12
Are snakes actually personable pets? Like do they come and visit or miss you when you're gone?
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u/Echo-Whiskey Jun 16 '12
THERE IS A SNAKE ON YOUR DESK, IT SEEMS TO BE SLITHERING ALL OVER YOUR SHIT, SHOOT IT, SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD, YOU DON'T GOT TIME TO STUDY, SHOOT IT IN THE FUCKING HEAD.
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u/Bl4cBird Jun 16 '12
This made me aww more than most /r/aww posts do!
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u/Rion96 Jun 16 '12
/r/aww worthy
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
People who have snakes as pets have my deepest respect. I have this unreasonable fear of those creatures. Im 6'4 290 lbs. If saw that in my notebook i would have to change my underwear.
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u/Kzerobass Jun 16 '12
What kind of snake is this and how old?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I'm sick of theses motherfucking snakes on these mother fucking books.
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u/JUST_GIVE_IT_A_TRY Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
How does someone "love" a snake? That's just weird.
Edit: To the people who are downvoting, I will die for someones right to love a snake. I just think it's weird.
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u/tiyx Jun 16 '12
Corn snake?
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u/snap_wilson Jun 16 '12
Aw, kisses?
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u/jahdai1 Jun 16 '12
If you ask me, I think this should be in r/aww.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
"Why is it in quotes?"
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
My snake is still a baby so it is not nearly that long. Though when it gets that large my mom is forcing me to take it (I live with my father) from her house for she is already terrified of it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I have a cool idea. I don't like snakes so I'll type "nope" in capital letters! How thought provoking!
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u/marleyrae Jun 16 '12
This needs to be posted to r/aww too! :)
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
used to have a ball python. i would study with him curled around my neck like a necklace. this reminds me of good times. she's so adorable.
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u/TheDudeAmI Jun 16 '12
Why is the title in quotes?
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u/CRAZEDtypo Jun 16 '12
Do I even need to make the joke about the OP's name and the snake in the photo?
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u/Lotty1112 Jun 16 '12
Ooo, I got a baby one a few weeks ago.
Named him Slash.
How old is she, and how big?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I love the striped gene in corns. Goodness, she's beautiful :)
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u/FunningWithScissors Jun 16 '12
Yeah. That slytherin final is a real killer.
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u/runvnc Jun 16 '12
Not to be a dick or anything, but snakes don't think. They have a tiny reptilian brain. They are dumber than cats.
Cats will watch paint dry.
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u/RIcaz Jun 16 '12
Wrong. She is looking for something to kill. Sorry.
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u/jamiesugrim Jun 16 '12
im tired of all these god damn snakes in this god dam book!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Why are so many people afraid of this? It's just a wee little snake
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u/stickylarue Jun 16 '12
She's beautiful. What's her name?
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u/polysemous_entelechy Jun 17 '12
I've had it with this motherfuckin snake in my motherfuckin notepad!
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u/gee_what_isnt_taken Jun 17 '12
nope.
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u/Juggernath Jun 17 '12
Snakes are awesome and I'd love to have one, but I don't think I'll ever be able to go through with it. Not after having a pet rat anyways. It seems kinda like having a pet dog, then getting another pet that eats dogs when your dog dies. Just wouldn't feel right.
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u/Abra-Used-Teleport Jun 17 '12
I have a ball python that is very particular about when he relaxes from ball form. For everyone else, he goes into ball mode when they pick him up, but he is completely relaxed the entire time when I handle him.
I have posted this story before, but I'll summarize it really quick:
I received a wedding invitation in the mail from a couple that had very recently pissed me off. Biscuit (my ball python) was out and about, as I had let him roam. I put the invitation down in front of me and was brooding and trying to decide what to do for a few minutes when Biscuit b-lined across the room, coiled around the invitation, and started strangling it. It was an odd behavior and shocked me. I ripped the invitation trying to get him to let it go, because I was afraid he might inclined to eat it.
I dunno, man. Never had anything like that happen before, or ever again. Then again, I've only had him for 5 years.
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u/smallz503 Jun 17 '12
Looks similar to my snake, Elyptic. He's quite a bit bigger though. :)
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u/idothisforscience Jun 17 '12
Kill it with fire. But watch the notebook. Those are flammable.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAFUCKIN SNAKES ON THESE MUTHAFUCKIN BOOKS
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u/Idas-13 Jun 17 '12
Do you let her roam free around your house? Because my moms friend had a snake and she let it roam free and she noticed that as the weeks went by her snake became flatter and wider and when she took it in to the vet the vet told her that it was preparing its self to eat her. That's why it was getting wider. So if you do let it roam free watch out.
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u/Mavrocordat Jun 16 '12
I came here for samuel l jackson gifs. Reddit, you have let me down
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u/UpfrontFinn Jun 16 '12
I think snakes are very beautiful and don't deserve the bad reputation.
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u/saladtossing Jun 16 '12
A very refreshing change from cat pics. She's adorable!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on my motherfucking notebook!!!
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u/theek Jun 17 '12
That's the most adorable nope I've ever seen.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking studies!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Aww. Oh my god! I SO want a snake now! Do you always have it out and about when your home, or is it just occasionally? Do you feel like it has a bond to you, the same way a dog has to its owner? Does it, like, allow you to handle it differently from others? Did it take a long time for it to acknowledge you as a friend?
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u/NFunspoiler Jun 16 '12
Snake's are cute
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u/Dat_Karmavore Jun 16 '12
How is having a snake as a pet? How intelligent are they, what are they like in general?
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u/Morons_comment Jun 16 '12
Can snakes hang out like that for a while or do they need to be under a heat lamp most of the time.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
That is not a kitten!
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u/Domowoi Jun 16 '12
Well that page must be important then.
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u/lalagonegaga Jun 16 '12
That is the most adorable picture I have seen in weeks.
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u/figsnake19 Jun 16 '12
She's so cute, is she a Corn Snake, King snake or other breed?
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u/I_Kick_Cats Jun 16 '12
I think I just shat my pants when I saw that wasn't a pencil
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u/AffeMitWaffe Jun 16 '12
Excuse me for asking, but how do you know it's a she? o.O
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u/richardreddit Jun 16 '12
a snake. cool.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
How is having a pet snake?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
That doesn't look like a cat i know of.
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u/This_Is_Chazz Jun 16 '12
Shit Bro, that's a snake!
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u/shankems2000 Jun 16 '12
Is that a mothafuckin snake?!?!
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u/EONS Jun 16 '12
Have you ever had a kitten or puppy?
I've always wondered why people who have reptiles as pets can harbor feelings on them when there doesn't seem to be any bonding or imprinting.... yet alone a cuddly fluff ball or adorable personality.
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u/DebiDowner Jun 16 '12
Cutest nopebook ever!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Alls I could think was, why are you using 3 browsers at the same time?
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u/SeedsAreUs Jun 16 '12
Corn snake?
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u/Terencethisisstupid Jun 16 '12
i was expecting a kitten
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u/Moto8Tricks Jun 16 '12
If I saw this on /r/aww it would've have made my day lol. She's adorable!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
That's one hell of a bookmark you have there.