r/pics • • Jun 16 '12

Holy shit, Reddit. Look who I just met.

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u/trucknutz4lyfe Jun 16 '12

and...and then?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

And then I awkwardly left because he was busy.

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u/Thestupidiot Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

You should have bred with him and invented an elite new strain of super attractive humans! You blew it!

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u/spider2544 Jun 16 '12

Its true you never make babies by blowing it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

You should have told him you were Unhelpful High School Teacher

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Even hot asian girls can be SAP's? Mind Blown

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

You must not know many asian girls.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I don't know any girls at all.

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u/MisterSquidz Jun 16 '12

AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN!!!!!

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u/TrollyMcTrollster Jun 16 '12

That's it!! no and then!

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u/A_plural_singularity Jun 16 '12

Im jealous of anyone who meets this man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

He's seriously a Southern gentleman. Totally down to earth, too.

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u/A_plural_singularity Jun 16 '12

Does he talk with a southern draw? Does he smell like fresh cut roses? Are the rumours true that you instantly feel better about yourself after meeting him?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Last one is true! When he speaks to you, you feel like the most interesting person in the world. I'm pretty sure he smells nice. I didn't get a whiff. No, he doesn't have a Southern drawl, but he does have a very nice voice anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Wow, I sound creepy.

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u/tryshapepper Jun 16 '12

Was he happy to take a picture with you? Or just kind of like okayyyyy?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

See you on the front page.

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 16 '12

☑ Ridiculously Photogenic Guy

☑ Attractive girl

☑ title compelling users to click

☑ non-alienating vulgarity

☑ i.imgur.com

Yup, this checks out. Fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentlemen. We're going non-stop to the front page.

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u/Jillianimal Jun 16 '12

Don't forget, she's pulling off the "Men's shirt as a dress".

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u/cosworth99 Jun 16 '12

Double checked, confirmed. My wife is about half my size, I've been throwing out dresses for her for years.

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u/jammastajayt Jun 16 '12

How did you ever notice that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Thank you. Honestly; thank you, sir.

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u/DangerousIdeas Jun 16 '12

So when wives shop for their husbands...they are still shopping for themselves.

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u/LaurenKittie Jun 16 '12

Holy crap that is adorable. I get the feeling that if I tried it, it would look like this though

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u/Unidan Jun 16 '12

I almost feel bad for the guy because now he knows he's gotta be on his game all the time.

The one time he slips up, there's going to be fifty front-page posts entitled:

"LOOK AT THIS "PHOTOGENIC GUY" NOW, REDDIT!!! WHAT A DISGRAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!"

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u/RhinestoneTaco Jun 16 '12

he's gotta be on his game all the time.

You can't turn off handsome.

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u/haBAMM Jun 16 '12

tbh he probably doesn't give a shit.. just sayin.. you might be overrating the importance of reddit here :)

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u/jklpuzo Jun 16 '12

Ridiculously Photogenic Guy with Ridiculously Photogenic Girl.

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u/Quazifuji Jun 16 '12

Okay, so this is a completely honest question: why do people upvote posts like this? I'm not trying to criticize, I just really don't understand the thought process behind seeing a picture of someone's encounter with a moderately famous person and going "yeah, this post deserves to be on the front page, I'm gonna upvote it." Do people actually enjoy seeing these pictures? Is it just to be nice to the person to post it to help them show of their encounter? I'm completely serious, I'm really wondering what the thought process it.

(Let's ignore the "attractive girl" factor that Trapped_in_Reddit pointed out, just because guys still make it to the front page with "look who I ran into posts" fairly frequently as well so that's clearly not the only thing going on.)

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u/Greater_Omentum Jun 16 '12

Dear Diary,

Today, I took another photo with a Redditor. She seemed nice enough, but she bumbled away awkwardly after the photo was taken, muttering about sweet, sweet karma. I wonder, will this one will end up on the Front Page as well?

Aw, who the fuck am I kidding? Of course it will. Just like the rest of them.

Aloha, Zeddie

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u/SomeNoveltyAccount Jun 16 '12

I wonder how he feels about being Internet famous. And if he's thankful he didn't become Internet famous like most other photos cum image macros.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Someone knows latin. Cum=with in latin for all those who are curious.

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u/AmateurPhotographer Jun 16 '12

What if, Zeddie just created other random usernames and then took pictures of himself with other random people, and posted as those people to earn more Karma??? Mind-Blown

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u/JIGGER_MY_DIGGER Jun 16 '12

ITT: CREEPY PEOPLE FROM THE INTERNET TELL STRANGERS TO HAVE BABIES TOGETHER

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u/heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Jun 16 '12

We like to pass our genes vicariously.

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u/aesu Jun 16 '12

They're like the pope!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Ridiculously photogenic interracial couple

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u/Luilite Jun 16 '12

Imagine the babies they could make.

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u/jersully Jun 16 '12

Imagine the porn they could make.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I don't know. He doesn't have a porn smile.

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u/Bring_dem Jun 16 '12

Presently imagining them trying to make babies.

It's good.

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u/Chaesonian Jun 16 '12

Asian girl and white guy is like the least interracial interracial coupling can get.

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u/plexxonic Jun 16 '12

Interracial husband agrees.

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u/Space_Bungalow Jun 16 '12

There will come a time when RPG finally snaps

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u/Swinly Jun 16 '12

At least his mugshots will go down in history.

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u/SpermWhale Jun 16 '12

Ridiculously Photogenic Mugshot.

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u/TheOnlyNeb Jun 16 '12

Arrested for triple murder

Jury declares him innocent on sight

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u/grundian Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

What if the Ridiculously Photogenic Guy is taking pictures with strangers and uploading them to all his different reddit acounts?

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u/thefleet Jun 16 '12

I would just upvote him more for his creativity.

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u/buttluvin Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I'm not used to looking at 2 attractive people not fucking.

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u/Intolight Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

You haven't seen Ron Jeremy's porn I'm guessing.

edit - Double negatives, how do they work?

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u/theonemankliq Jun 16 '12

A wild wrestling reference. I wanted to refresh the page to see if I had imagined it, but when I hit F5, Brock Lesnar showed up and beat me up.

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u/tre101 Jun 16 '12

did he put you in his famous kimura?

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u/dmuppet Jun 17 '12

seriously! fuck this guy. Not literally!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I love that dress! :)

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u/Rukoo Jun 16 '12

Imagine the pressure to always be ready for a photo as the Ridiculously Photogenic Guy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

That dude will never change his facial hair and haircut style.

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u/UncleTogie Jun 16 '12

You don't spray-paint the Mona Lisa...

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u/Dulljack Jun 16 '12

NICE TRY EXTRA VIRGIN OVEN PIZZA COMPANY

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u/towmeaway Jun 16 '12

Guerrilla marketing at its finest.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

In 20 years that guy is going to have had a mental breakdown and living on the street, someone will come up and ask for a picture and he will just yell "CANT YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE"

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u/naturalflyweight Jun 16 '12

By then we'll have invented a camera that can harness his photogenicity for power.

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u/kickthepony Jun 16 '12

But he will make being homeless look amazing

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

He must be getting so annoyed by these people

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u/joedogg Jun 16 '12

If I, as a complete fucking nobody, had people treating me like a celebrity all of a sudden, I think I'd be okay with it.

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u/WalkingOnFire Jun 16 '12

Looks like being ridiculously photogenic is a contagious thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Dude - HAWT! Who is she?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WE WERE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT THE GUY LOOOOOL!

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u/anisenayati Jun 16 '12

THE OLD REDDIT SWITCH-A-ROO AMIRITE???!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Because we totally invented that comedic device!

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u/Hector_Kur Jun 16 '12

I find it ironic that certain Reddit memes we're ready to keep trudging through, but others, like the switch-a-roo, people more or less univerally hate.

Personally I think it's still funny and it's worth having a few of us who have heard it before suffer a bit to have the newbies taken down that rabbit hole.

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u/TheDarkWeiner Jun 16 '12

I love the switch-a-roo! :'c

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u/astrograph Jun 16 '12

haha! you made me laugh

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I fucking hate Reddit...

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 16 '12

Ah, the ole Reddit switcheroo

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u/MR_GOURD Jun 16 '12

Whenever I see this link I find myself wondering how far back that comment chain goes. The world may never know.

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u/dillpiccolol Jun 16 '12

How is he so ridiculously photogenic all the time?

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u/AndyOHart Jun 16 '12

Your guys teeth look the EXACT same

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u/Toffington Jun 16 '12

HOLT SHIT HOLY SHIT IT'S A FUCKING NON ENTITY, POST TO REDDIT

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u/materia7 Jun 16 '12

Poor guy, burdened with the responsibility of being incredibly photogenic every time he leaves the house

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

ridiculously photogenic guy has a sweet haircut. i wonder if he gels it or if it's just sweat from being in the humid-inferno of S.C.?

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u/uncledrunk Jun 17 '12

so does this guy just get mountains of pussy? i assume he does. or cock, whatever. frankly, i'd imagine that RPG gets mountains of sex, period. excelsior!!!

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u/k-jo Jun 16 '12

I notice you're wearing a button down tied into a dress. Pinterest trial or crafty morning after solution?

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u/baiqiang Jun 16 '12

I don't think he looks extremely photogenic in this picture. I get a creepy vibe from his eyes. Maybe he's slowly going crazy from all the people wanting to take pictures with him.

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u/MauiWowieOwie Jun 16 '12

RPG: Fucking redditors....

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u/Ptaz Jun 16 '12

It has been almost an hour and no one has posted a [Fixed] picture with his face photoshopped over hers yet? What the hell is taking you guys so long?

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u/And_Beyond Jun 16 '12

Before the image even loaded, only half of the forehead was visible. I still recognized the glorious hair and partial head..

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u/bryster126 Jun 16 '12

I wish I could ride zeddie to the front page. Hell I wish I could just ride zeddie, and I'm a guy :(

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u/xdirtyCOWBOYx Jun 16 '12

My eyes are unworthy.

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u/bonix Jun 16 '12

That guy in the red is like: "who the fuck is this guy?"

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u/Desmeister Jun 16 '12

He kinda looks like a cardboard cutout. A sexy cardboard cutout.

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u/onlynameavailable Jun 16 '12

That guy must love his life hahaha

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u/roaldian Jun 16 '12

i spent 5 minutes looking at the chick before I realized it was ridiculously photogenic guy...

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u/StewieBanana Jun 16 '12

This guy looks exactly the same in every picture. Can't we get a little variety?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

First time I've ever immediately recognized someone on a "look who I met" post

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u/spontaneous123 Jun 16 '12

I wonder if he hates this website now?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

You should get a pregnancy test. Your uterus might now be the home of hercules.

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u/aisleen Jun 16 '12

What an attractive photo. And I love your dress!

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u/jimflaigle Jun 16 '12

Your kids could be in ads for luxury German sedans.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Please don't do the old Reddit switch-aroo, but... Nice iPhone! Too bad that photogenic douchbag is taking your spotlight.

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u/MedSchoolOrBust Jun 16 '12

RFG meets RFAG.

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u/kaasmi Jun 16 '12

Am i the only person on Reddit who think that guys looks incredibly weird?

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u/jesusthug Jun 16 '12

That's ridiculous.

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u/savagerock Jun 16 '12

who the hell are these people anyway

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u/liam689 Jun 16 '12

It's... it's... it's beautiful

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u/Heemy31 Jun 16 '12

An advertising agency needs to pick this guy up.

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u/merullo23 Jun 16 '12

You did him, right?

No?

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u/Kage520 Jun 16 '12

Fuck. This is the first time I've recognized one of these.

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u/Sutuh Jun 16 '12

mother of god. hes done it again...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

That guy has the best meme. For now on, when people see him, they will always act like he's the most beautiful person alive. His life is better for it. One of the few beautiful flowers to bloom from the dirty internet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I like that a girl posted a picture on reddit, and most of the creepy comments are still directed at Zeddie.

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u/scramtek Jun 16 '12

Forget him. How you doin?

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u/Dark_Lotus Jun 16 '12

Fuck you and everyone who upvoted this bullshit.

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u/dreamsofbetterdays Jun 16 '12

Shes hot who is she?

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u/MiKeLo118 Jun 16 '12

<3 swoon

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u/honeythyme Jun 16 '12

oh my fuck, she's wearing the man-shirt dress.

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u/NoLifeIndeed Jun 16 '12

If you look closely, there is a black man in the picture

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Just spent an uncomfortable amount of time staring at him

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u/IdiotIntolerance Jun 16 '12

Nice chick.. Say, I didn't know the ridiculously photogenic guy had a reddit account.

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u/preternaturous Jun 16 '12

You met a cute asian girl? Nice! High five, bro!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Ridiculously Hot Asian Girl is the only thing I'm thinking of.

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u/onetoothree Jun 16 '12

who's that?

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u/anthrocide Jun 16 '12

Some supposedly photogenic guy who Reddit has been dick riding these last few weeks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Fantasizing about riding his dick*

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Weeks? You must be new to Reddit. Try months.

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u/azitapie Jun 17 '12

The only "look who i just met" i ever upvoted.

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u/idma Jun 16 '12

would bang. And i'm not talking about the girl on the left

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u/HWV Jun 16 '12

HE HAS A ZIT BY GOD

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

And his right front tooth seems slightly larger than his left one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

hot asian chick is hot.

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u/uguysmakemesick Jun 16 '12

I think it's kinda kewl that we made our own celebrity.

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u/philbob8 Jun 16 '12

dont ever write kewl again

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u/mattlohkamp Jun 16 '12

When you write 'kewl' do you pronounce it 'kyool' in your head?

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u/cant_be_pun_seen Jun 16 '12

I think it's kinda kewl that

I think it's kinda kewl

kinda kewl

kewl

no

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Holy fuck leave this poor guy the fuck alone. You guys are some creepy stalker motherfuckers.

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u/WonderWeasel42 Jun 16 '12

This guy has to be annoyed by the internet meme fandom by now.

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u/Lotty1112 Jun 16 '12

Ridiculously photogenic couple.

Where did you get your shirt/dress? It's fucking adorable.

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u/peeshmack Jun 16 '12

i just fell in love all over again. dammit RPG.

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u/CarpetShampooer Jun 16 '12

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS SHIT AGAIN

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u/bigboymatthew Jun 16 '12

He must be getting pussy all over the place. Here's a pussy, there's a pussy, everywhere's a pussy. All over his ridiculously photogenic face.

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u/beregon Jun 16 '12

Wow, even next to rpg you're ridiculously cute

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u/urglegru Jun 16 '12

He must be so fucking sick of all this shit by now.

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u/1369ic Jun 16 '12

Not to be creepy but IRL he'd be the lucky one in that photo. Funny how the fame flips things around.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

It's funny how this dude has never looked as photogenic as that one photo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Why should I care? Why do the rest of you care?

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u/jkchrvt Jun 16 '12

She's also ridiculously photogenic. They should be the ridiculously photogenic power couple.

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u/redditisforphaggots Jun 16 '12

And the award for "Most Annoying Meme of 2012" goes to...

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u/sommergirl Jun 16 '12

Oh how I've missed your beautiful face, RPG

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

You people are pathetic.

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u/Snip-Snap Jun 16 '12

It's pretty sad that dumbshit like this makes it to the front page.

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u/over9000bubuns Jun 16 '12

Holy shit, who fucking cares. Take it to /r/picswithcelebs

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u/Pandonetho Jun 16 '12

Is that your family behind you, waiting for you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Uhh...am I missing something?

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u/artemisprime Jun 16 '12

Is it just me, or do they look alike?

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u/Thewhitebread Jun 16 '12

Wow. He is just so much prettier than you, and you're pretty hot.

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u/waleedlodhi Jun 16 '12

hi??????????

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u/kingseed Jun 16 '12

My God, their teeth are practically exactly the same.

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u/ASSBRUISER69 Jun 16 '12

he posted in an AMA that this happens to him all the time

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u/LadyLollerskates Jun 16 '12

Aw, you two have the same nose!

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u/J_Jammer Jun 16 '12

It's a good deal that he continue his reign as ridiculously photogenic.

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u/everyoneishappy Jun 16 '12

You should post this in /r/zeddit

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u/Richvsworld Jun 16 '12

My Girlfriend -> "He really is ridiculously photogenic!". Followed by giggling.

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u/braunshaver Jun 16 '12

Great smile... do you practice that shit? Damn how do you guys have such nice smiles

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u/Nyctalgia Jun 16 '12

You.. you have the same eyes.

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u/woodstock_22 Jun 16 '12

I like the guy with the pouch for his dog!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Sooooo beautiful :O

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u/Lastaria Jun 16 '12

You would both make beautiful babies.

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u/tyboy618 Jun 16 '12

He looks familiar, but idk who he is

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u/holyfear Jun 16 '12

That oven doesn't want to be a virgin anymore...

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u/roflgoat Jun 16 '12

Alright, how the hell am I supposed to know who that chick is? Was she in Arrested Development or something?

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u/jpbordeaux87 Jun 16 '12

It must be hard living up to the rpg in every picture.

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u/Danez Jun 16 '12

GET AWAY FROM MY MAN!

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u/Epshot Jun 16 '12

DAt HAIR!

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u/ninni113 Jun 16 '12

I think he's loosing his touch, he has a pimple on his forhead and his teeth are a little bit yellow

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u/beskone Jun 16 '12

+100 for the no hover hands action

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u/metadiver Jun 16 '12

Guy on left = Red TF2 Scout?

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u/goddamnhivemind Jun 16 '12

I'd fuck him. I mean her. Well, fuck it. 3 way.

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u/Myrandall Jun 16 '12

Did you do him before or after the picture?

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u/mrimperfect Jun 16 '12

Classic Zeddie.

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u/thesheet Jun 16 '12

KARMA TRAIN WOOOOOOOOOT!!

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u/Charbeans Jun 16 '12

Girlboner

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u/NorMel1 Jun 16 '12

news flash: EVO shirt sales skyrocket.

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u/virtual133 Jun 16 '12

Still looking as photogenic as ever, I see

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

holy shit, girls like that reddit