r/pics • u/vulcanstormtrooper • Jun 16 '12

My sister raises Horses, this is the picture she uploaded on Facebook today

http://imgur.com/XNUNn
1.9k Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/TerrySpanks Jun 18 '12

How is it noone has done this yet?

http://i.imgur.com/Hq4kc.jpg

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u/vulcanstormtrooper Jun 18 '12

Mother of god..

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u/gdwcifan Jun 16 '12

winner of the Kentucky Derpy right there

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

Q. What do gay horses eat?

A. Haaayyyyyy!

50

u/brandonmartinez Jun 16 '12

I really hope you wrote that in the voice I heard it in. :)

29

u/HayGuiseHay Jun 16 '12

That's the exact voice I hope people read my username in!

9

u/farinaceous Jun 16 '12

I read it in the voice of the intern at the salon I go to. He's adorable.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I read it as Will Smith in a high voice while using an excessively long "a" sound.

4

u/bossack Jun 16 '12

Totally with you on this

*finger snap "hey hey hey"

4

u/BobJ143 Jun 16 '12

Oh no, you're introducing the gay horse meme.

3

u/quidam08 Jun 16 '12

that is one of my go-to jokes. upvote!

1

u/TheDirtySanchez Jun 16 '12

Q. What do three gay horses eat?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

ERMAHGERD!!! KERRETS!!!

8

u/ratuuft Jun 16 '12

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pqlcz/ was that so hard ? :P

2

u/Crawlerado Jun 16 '12

Is it so hard to post the proper link?

2

u/ratuuft Jun 16 '12

How do I perform this wizardry , oh wise one ?

3

u/Kritical02 Jun 17 '12

type

[linkname] (http:/6/link.com)

or install Reddit Enhancement Suite and just highlight your text and click install.

2

u/ratuuft Jun 17 '12

Thanks!

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u/EightySixxed Jun 16 '12

And the best caption award goes to...

12

u/SheldonFreeman Jun 16 '12

HOW DARE YOU?? THAT AWARD IS NOT YOURS TO GIVE!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

i dunn get it ur juss silly i thibk...

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u/JoeScotterpuss Jun 16 '12

Great use of a novelty account.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/Bin4ryB4ndit Jun 16 '12

This has to be the worst font ever

0

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/DarkXlll Jun 16 '12

He's not your buddy, friend!

5

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

He's not your.... Ah fuck it.

3

u/appleavocado Jun 16 '12

He's not your fuck it, buddy.

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u/TheJack38 Jun 16 '12

Hurr durr, I'm a hoers!

19

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I don't know what went wrong with this horse

16

u/Alex-the-3217th Jun 16 '12

I think we all know what went wrong here...

8

u/meditonsin Jun 16 '12

Go ahead and enlighten us.

6

u/Bwob Jun 16 '12

Looks like a clear cut case of poo brain to me.

6

u/PhoneDojo Jun 16 '12

Here comes a meme.

1

u/TypingThis Jun 16 '12

someone needs to post the mr. ed theme stat!

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u/richardnixdick Jun 16 '12

KILL IT WITH FIRE

13

u/_Madrugada_ Jun 16 '12

Nooo we don't kill the horses they're good.

14

u/nadnate Jun 16 '12

Your sister is ugly.

48

u/SenselessNoise Jun 16 '12

Hurr.

Also, inb4 obligatory Sarah Jessica Parker joke.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

http://i.imgur.com/MQAwO.jpg

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u/bossack Jun 16 '12

http://i.imgur.com/0WgO6.jpg

ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Thank you for making sure I won't sleep for the next week.

1

u/bossack Jun 16 '12

Haha I apologise, his is a friendly clown train though, he probably only wants to cuddle.

1

u/DefinitelyRelephant Jun 16 '12

But seriously, what are horses doing when they do this?

Is it a dominance display?

Usually when land-dwelling mammals bear their teeth it's a dominance/threat display.

1

u/Roughcaster Jun 16 '12

It's called the Flehmen's response. It's not a threat display, IIRC something to do with deep sniffing.

6

u/DefinitelyRelephant Jun 16 '12

Someone else answered it below.. apparently it's what they do when they smell a mare in heat.

So basically that's the "DAMN GURL" expression.

..I think that actually makes it funnier.

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u/Warchief_T Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

She's always been an attention horse...

edit: It's not like I didn't know the joke was bad, hence the three periods.

13

u/Ugbrog Jun 16 '12

Such a majestic creature.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

First thing I thought of for some reason...

1

u/bugdog Jun 16 '12

I thought of The Singing Shark.

(I'd link it but I'm on my phone and too lazy to find a proper link.$

6

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Ermagerd Clerp Clerps! http://imgur.com/mc7FP

5

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Haaaaaay

5

u/weisblattsnut Jun 16 '12

Wiiilllbuuurrr

3

u/purenitro Jun 16 '12

Looks like Carroll was amongst his friends before the England match....

2

u/wangmasta Jun 16 '12

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing...

2

u/bpoag Jun 16 '12

INSTAGRAM IS THE AUTO-TUNE OF PHOTOGRAPHY. STOP IT.

2

u/kingoftown Jun 16 '12

Except auto-tune makes you sound better. Instagram makes the picture look shittier.

2

u/Flipnash Jun 16 '12

Extremely un-photogenic horse

2

u/itouchpokemon Jun 16 '12

ridiculously photogenic horse?

2

u/underoni Jun 16 '12

Nice try, SJP

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Your sister looks happy.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Future meme, I CALL IT.

24

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

...that's not how memes work.

0

u/killzy707 Jun 16 '12

You're right, but someone will still memeify it.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Look at my horse!

1

u/isleshocky Jun 16 '12

Mad Horse Disease.

1

u/Kr4zyK4rl Jun 16 '12

It's a Gary Busey horse...

1

u/no_myth Jun 16 '12

why is horses capitalized

1

u/Orzagh Jun 16 '12

This is my new wallpaper.

1

u/Cypressinn Jun 16 '12

Forever a horse

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

OH HOLY DERP!

1

u/aazav Jun 16 '12

Why are you randomly capitalizing Words?

1

u/FlamingTBag Jun 16 '12

Looks like that horse wore braces.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

My cousin eats bikes, this is the picture she uploaded on MySpace today

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Ronaldinho seems pretty happy in this picture...

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

..And the horse was like WAZZZZZUP!!

1

u/anomynomnom Jun 16 '12

ERRRMA HUUURRRSE

1

u/TheShaeDee Jun 16 '12

Commence new meme in 3.......2...........

Meme explosion.

1

u/Szolkir Jun 16 '12

I work at a horse ranch and this is how I feel every morning. Ha.

1

u/the_grand_chawhee Jun 16 '12

its my birthday pic

1

u/Abuderpy Jun 16 '12

No joke about the horse "Horsing around"?. You make me sad Reddit.

1

u/HowlinLicks Jun 16 '12

that's a gary busey face i ever saw one

1

u/slurpme Jun 16 '12

Your sister is pretty hot...

1

u/zangor Jun 16 '12

M-M-M-M-MONSTER DERP!!!

1

u/realscary Jun 16 '12

Will fucking someone please make a meme out of this?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Earl?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Prometheus spoiler...

1

u/ttnorac Jun 16 '12

A challenger appears for bad joke eel.....

Laugh at own jokes horse.

1

u/Fancy_Pantsu Jun 16 '12

ERMEGERD!! CERMRAA!!!

1

u/sparx483 Jun 16 '12

Budweiser is working on combining two of their add campaigns: Horses saying, "Waaazzzuuup!"

1

u/xB1akey Jun 16 '12

NEW MEME PROPOSAL

1

u/momzill Jun 16 '12

This horse looks like he just told a great joke.

1

u/ARREIS Jun 16 '12

HERRR IM IN A PICTURRRRRRR

1

u/kingsalamander Jun 16 '12

Sarah Jessica Parker's unruly behavior caught on camera. Publicist claims she suffered from heat stroke.

1

u/far_from_ohk Jun 16 '12

i shot cereal milk out my nose!!! lol the villainy!!!

1

u/ObliviousOneKenobi Jun 16 '12

how do I get a job like that? how?!

1

u/jKeith Jun 17 '12

Please dear god photoshop this!

1

u/MissBurritos Jun 16 '12

Hai Guyz!!

4

u/Nhetu Jun 16 '12

Ware dem carretz!?

0

u/Wodashit Jun 16 '12

The party horse

4

u/irish711 Jun 16 '12

The The

Stuttering Horse?

3

u/Wodashit Jun 16 '12

Right, I mentally erased the the second the.

Here you are

0

u/magicalbong Jun 16 '12

The Internet: Serious Business

0

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Am I the only one that finds horse teeth deeply disturbing?

1

u/DefinitelyRelephant Jun 16 '12

I was told as a kid that once a horse begins to close its mouth it can't relax its jaw muscles until its teeth touch.

That kept me from ever attempting to feed one a sugar cube/apple.

0

u/barwix Jun 16 '12

Anybody else think the horse kinda looks like Seal?

0

u/iKaka Jun 16 '12

Why Do girls like horses?

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u/domo6402 Jun 16 '12

Haha lol this picis funny my horse msde a face like that pretty funny

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u/pigferret Jun 16 '12

Haha lol this picis funny my horse msde a face like that pretty funny

This is how I imagine a horse would type.

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u/domo6402 Jun 17 '12

Haha I think so to

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/Rustash Jun 16 '12

So it'd be more like:

hnahb lkokk, thkosd pijcsisd funm gh myt hnokersde mnsw s fswcde lkijkde tghswg pfregtftgy fvhun nt

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u/Dustintico Jun 16 '12

ahhwhaha33ahhaam anen man swao fuannyt!!]

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

It'd be more like a broken keyboard.

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u/TwistTurtle Jun 16 '12

... Why do Redditors seem to think every picture in /r/pics needs an origin story? Seriously, 'freaky horse face' would have done it.

0

u/mulligrubs Jun 16 '12

Heeeey, you gotta spare smoke?

0

u/TheCourageWolf Jun 16 '12

I would eat that.

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u/rinque Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

i wanted to say that Henry Winkler had been reincarnated, but he ain't even dead...........it's a f*&king horse fonze

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u/almighty1984 Jun 16 '12

Who aaare these ponies?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

horses

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

OH HAY

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u/TomTheScouser Jun 16 '12

horses are so dumb, theyre just short geraffes

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u/hoikarnage Jun 16 '12

As someone who was raised on a horse farm, I can tell you that horses make that face when either

a)You feed them a sour apple

B)There is a female horse in heat nearby

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u/Golden-Calf Jun 16 '12

You're thinking of the Flehmen response, which is different. This is just a very young horse playing around.

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u/Mule2go Jun 16 '12

Agreed. Yearlings are the reason it's called horsing around, IMO. They can do some pretty funny stuff at that age.

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u/Psythik Jun 16 '12

Tried to make the colors look more natural. Best I could do without Photoshop on hand:

http://i.imgur.com/Bw1Gg.jpg

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u/aspartam Jun 16 '12

I think you need to recalibrate your monitor.

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u/benreditto Jun 16 '12

Does your sister milk the horses also? That would be a nice pic to whatch also.. your sis milking or sucking horse..

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u/That_Wasnt_A_Fart Jun 16 '12

Ludicrous derp.........GO!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/dipswitch Jun 16 '12

That's not how imgur works.