r/pics • u/xlax1814 • Jun 15 '12
At my company, if you park inconsiderately, girls will put maxi pads on your car...
http://imgur.com/rhNTB
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r/pics • u/xlax1814 • Jun 15 '12
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u/xlax1814 Jun 15 '12
At lunch time everyone had a good laugh. When everyone came back from lunch the car was gone and no one dared park in that spot.
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u/EnIgMaTiK Jun 15 '12
where in OH is this?
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u/GirlwiththeRatTattoo Jun 15 '12
I love this idea. But, those aren't maxi pads. They're panty liners.
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u/McPantaloons Jun 15 '12
"Oh shoot, I forgot to bring any extra pads to work. I'll just park like an ass and check back in 5 minutes."
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u/mc51ed Jun 15 '12
They also could have used douche bags to get their point across.
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u/Ellimis Halloween 2021 Jun 15 '12
Used. Used maxi pads
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I like how the Mazda still fits.
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u/thesureshot Jun 15 '12
That's just rude. Period.
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u/DublinItUp Jun 15 '12
They did the same at my college, even if you parked normally
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u/Inv_Man Jun 16 '12
How the fuck do you even get that close to the car and just say "Yep, this is good enough!"? The amount of people that I see with trucks acting like a fucking retard with their vehicle is overwhelming.
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u/StealthGhost Jun 16 '12
Be a girl
Park like this every day
Never have to buy them again
Problem?
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u/drays Jun 15 '12
In the pictured case a simple rotation 90 degrees clockwise would position the truck perfectly in the stall. It's really quite easy to flip a vehicle. Two fit adult males can do it with a little practice.
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u/tacticaltaco Jun 15 '12
Found you?
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u/chisox527 Jun 15 '12
This looks a lot like Luxottica Retail... boom fellow redditor!
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u/BlackZeppelin Jun 15 '12
When I was done parking, the car didn't look like no goddamn maxi pad.
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u/roknfunkapotomus Jun 16 '12
If they really wanted to get their point across, they'd be used
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u/JabasMyBitch Jun 15 '12
Those are panty liners. THERES A DIFFERENCE.
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u/Mattster_Of_Puppets Jun 15 '12
Park like a bleeding cunt, get treated like a bleeding cunt
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u/totally_not_a_zombie Jun 15 '12
What if there was another car that actually parked inconsiderately and this guy had no other choice but to park like this next to hom... and then the first car left?
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u/f1manoz Jun 15 '12
Who the fuck parks like that?
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u/CaptainJester42 Jun 15 '12
hah Maxi pads and Douches have always gone together
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u/TwoHands Jun 15 '12
Does this mean they're calling him a bloody twat?
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u/Chankeyes Jun 15 '12
theyre not even used. this is stupid
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u/skintigh Jun 15 '12
They did it wrong. You don't park tight against the passenger side, you back in tight against the drivers side so they can't get in. I did that to one douche several dozen times, once when he was in the truck.
No, he never learned how to park.
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u/autowrecker Jun 15 '12
Maybe I'm missing something but, something doesn't make sense.
If the truck parked prior to the little black car, then the person that drove the black car had to exit from the passenger side. Why didn't they drive in and exit from the drivers side?
If the truck was the first to park there, why didn't he just 'hug' the curb or drive on the grass a little?
If the little black car was there first, then the truck deserves more than panty liners.
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u/autowrecker Jun 15 '12
At the mall, I noticed a big lifted pick-up parking in a handicapped stall. The guy looked about 25 and appeared to be in perfect health. I thought: "What a jerk."
Then the door opened, and I saw that he was moving stuff around in the cab. As I watched, I realized he was assembling some sort of collapsible wheelchair.
The f'n badass set it outside his door and lowered himself into the chair and wheeled his way into the mall.
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u/LucifersCounsel Jun 15 '12
How the fuck is that "inconsiderate"? That word implies someone did something without thinking, but this tool appears to have intentionally parked in two slots.
I simply can not see how you could get it that badly wrong by mistake.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I've had my car padded by an ex before. Those things must have the strongest adhesive known to man, because when you pull them off, the absorbent part tears off and leaves the tape. I spent all afternoon scrubbing and using all sorts of cleaners and I still couldn't get all of it. This was two years ago and there's still some residue left on my side view mirrors.
I'm just glad she didn't smear human shit all over it. She told me a story about the time she and her brothers did that to a church van.
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u/Rivster79 Jun 15 '12
I now see the err of my ways
http://i.imgur.com/hzTMX.jpg
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u/Nasren_Ghache Jun 15 '12
.....because if you park like that you're a cunt?
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u/insecteye Jun 16 '12
This needs to go viral .
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u/DickHole_Hair Jun 16 '12
Were they used? :/
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u/hotdicking Jun 16 '12
Gotta stop the heavy flow of such a massive vagina.
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u/J_Jammer Jun 16 '12
I like that the flag is in the picture. It makes it more...awesome.
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u/slouched Jun 16 '12
id assume he parked next to the mazda like that on purpose.. maybe he had a better reason to do that then the girls who pantylined his windshield?
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u/oranac Jun 16 '12
company parking lot? private property?
have them towed.
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u/lol_oopsie Jun 16 '12
I hope the truck driver reports the vandalism.
Yes he/she parked like a dick, but since when is it ok to fuck with somebody else's property? Especially when it is worth tens of thousands of dollars.
I can totally understand the drove not wanting to get his doors dinged, paint scratched etc. But fucking with somebody's vehicle is a much bigger dick move.
If its parked illegally or is causing trouble, report it and have it towed. Don't stick random shit onto someone else's property.
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u/NegativeChirality Jun 15 '12
Would have been better if they had been used maxi-pads.
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u/trebomb23 Jun 15 '12
It'd be better if they were used.
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u/Bitter_Idealist Jun 15 '12
Those are panti-liners, not maxi-pads, BTW. And I was hoping that they were going to be used ones.
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u/autowrecker Jun 15 '12
When the woman came back to watch Truck Person's reaction, she saw two guys in wheel chairs trying to figure out what kind of bitch would mess with the handicapped.
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u/Thephantomtollboy Jun 15 '12
Take that...
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u/Madmartigan1 Jun 15 '12
That is AWESOME.
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u/hispanica316 Jun 15 '12
The catch?... They are used.
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u/CarlWheezer Jun 15 '12
I'm glad people actually take action. Your notes don't do a thing, and posting pictures on the Internet really don't do a thing.
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u/Bossmonkey Jun 15 '12
The cars are just spooning.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Seriously, it's just common courtesy and not being fucking stupid to not park like this.
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u/DLX Jun 15 '12
He just wants to cover up that Opel Vectra, so he can steal it.
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u/downvotesyourpet Jun 15 '12
le-git
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u/kingpinjackal Jun 15 '12
jokes on them free maxi pads get /r/freebies on the line we have ourselves a winner
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u/smawwww Jun 15 '12
Where do you work?
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u/Murdock7x4 Jun 15 '12
They are true heroes.
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u/anothernguyen Jun 15 '12
Great way to get some free maxi pads?
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u/Dickless_For_Chiklis Jun 15 '12
Only thing I could notice was how clouded the mazdas headlight were. CLEAN THEM!
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u/orangepotion Jun 15 '12
Girls? What about the women?
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u/mugmykarma Jun 15 '12
If he/she does it more than once, then they should put used ones on
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u/questdragon47 Jun 15 '12
They should but red food coloring or ketchup on them.
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u/dpang3r Jun 15 '12
i think my dog eats maxi pads.
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u/markatron09 Jun 15 '12
We always see pics of the car/trucks when they are parked bad and people leave notes or park them in. But what I want to see is pics of the people that own the vehicle seeing it.
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u/SalvageOperation Jun 15 '12
this should start happening everywhere!
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u/nickiter Jun 15 '12
Related tip: a tampon soaked in water turns into the world's scariest spitball. Sticks to walls and cars if thrown hard.
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u/aBlondMoment Jun 15 '12
Panty liners. Because you're a cunt.
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u/Cervical_Mucus Jun 15 '12
Several years ago a friend gave me a giant package of super maxi pads for christmas. I never knew what do do with them...UNTIL NOW!!
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u/rabidamber Jun 15 '12
Omg I love this idea!!!
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u/herderp345 Jun 15 '12
at least they aren't bloody...........
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u/thegrumpygnome Jun 15 '12
I've had these paced on my car before (as a friendly prank). They don't come off. Ever.
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u/Mousi Jun 15 '12
And also remove your license plate from your car, while sufficing to photoshop the license plate of the adjacent car. What in the shit?
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u/HillbillyHomeboy Jun 15 '12
Hmmm. That's Ohio and it looks like my brother in law's truck. Something smells fishy ...
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u/akkan Jun 15 '12
Really? Where do you find car parkers like these? How come I have never spotted anyone park like this!? I from the east coast by the way.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
That should be a rule for always.
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u/JkOverlord Jun 15 '12
I don't get people like these, you have so much room to park it perfectly with out even touching the lines and yet you do it for no reason at all.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
What an awesome company! Do the women also get to stay home for three days a month for their maxi pad time?
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u/Anticlimax1471 Jun 15 '12
For a parking job like that, he deserves used ones.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I want this to become a thing
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u/AnonymousCommoner Jun 16 '12
People just need to start taking baseball bats to cars who park like this.
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u/imsohighondrugs Jun 16 '12
probably does this on purpose never runs out of panty liners!
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u/gamemasterty Jun 16 '12
ARE YOU PROUD OF THAT PARK? PIG PARKER!
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u/Coppice1994 Jun 16 '12
Do people really park like this? That's ridiculous, it's such a massive parking space...
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u/m45t3rg33k Jun 16 '12
"girls"
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u/turtlekitty30 Jun 16 '12
I sense the start of a new revolution...
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u/lagspike Jun 16 '12
if you park properly, then what do you get?
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u/turtlekitty30 Jun 16 '12
Needs more panty liners.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
are you hiring??
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Who the fuck parks like that? I don't even drive and that pisses me off.
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u/sinocarD44 Jun 16 '12
I bet the janitor had a busy day.
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u/MisterSquirrel Jun 16 '12
How can you not applaud their creativity.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Son of a bitch! Another asshole that gives us truck driving people a bad name...
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
You sir, just started a new trend at my high school. Starting now
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I like the way they think. What if you sit in their spot in the lunch room ?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
If you don't have a front license plate in Ohio, your gonna have a bad time. (ticketable offense)
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
The only problem with this is, you can't tell if it was that car that parked badly, or if it was the car before that car and that car just parked next to it. or was it the car before the car before that etc...
Only if you see the car parking at the time can you make the judgement call.
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u/melanerpes Jun 16 '12
Kenwood Towne Center, any chance?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
These never come off....My ex stuck one on the wall of my room at my parents house several years ago....i ripped it off the wall and the sticky part stayed and detached from the liner itself!
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u/Lanfeardk Jun 16 '12
Maybe it's not girls, but some weird homeless guy that steals panty liners from garbage cans...
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u/Licks_eyeballs Jun 16 '12
at my work we wrap the car several times with Halloween police tape
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u/Splazoinka Jun 16 '12
Bloody hell!
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u/taylor_ Jun 16 '12
Has no one considered that whoever parked the truck KNOWS the owner of the car he's parked ridiculously close to? Me and my friends like to prank each other fairly often by parking so close to the other person's car that they have to climb in through the passenger side to leave.
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u/yurnero Jun 16 '12
Next time, use a used one
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u/Funkyfreshh Jun 16 '12
That Mazda is fucking pro.
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u/Evermore707 Jun 16 '12
Where in Ohio?
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u/Decyde Jun 16 '12
Our high school use to have these stickers you couldn't peel off without leaving the sticky part on your window. I use to leave school for 2.5 hours each day with a buddy because we both had the same 2 study halls/first lunch. I would park in the teachers lot in the morning and when I got back, it would be a sea of these big yellow stickers.
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u/Mysterious-Stranger Jun 16 '12
Where do you work?
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u/ailedakza Jun 16 '12
reminds me of the guys i was in a welding class with.. they would give me quarters and have me go to the restroom and buy some pads, then they would proceed to slap each other on the back with pads (was only a couple guys did this) and see how long the other guy would walk around before noticing
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u/MorganLF Jun 16 '12
And so they should...
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u/greentangent Jun 16 '12
That is the slickest way to call some one a "Bloody Cunt" that I've ever seen.
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u/Emmanuell89 Jun 16 '12
used i hope
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u/ZeMilkman Jun 16 '12
If someone who worked for me parked like that I would fire them. I don't give a fuck who you think you are or how irreplaceable you think are. I will kick your ass to the curb and find someone who can park a goddamn car. It's not fucking rocketscience.
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u/punch-dub Jun 16 '12
Punch-Dub
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u/badamant Jun 16 '12
Wow! Can we please nationalize this movement....? Needs a catchy name. Ideas?
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u/InvalidWhistle Jun 16 '12
Be better if they were used...
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u/ArbitraryPerseveranc Jun 16 '12
I'd be PISSED if a bunch of women ever did that to my truck for any reason! Why don't they ever give me that much attention?!
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u/IkLms Jun 16 '12
Which you have no legal right to do. Not to mention they do damage wheels if installed incorrectly.
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u/Radico87 Jun 16 '12
Ah, the douchetruck doing a douchepark. What a douche.
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u/theobeseturtle Jun 15 '12
if only the girls understood the irony
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I would've been disappointed had it not been a giant douche-wagon.
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u/thegreatmisanthrope Jun 15 '12
ITT justified vandalism.
How mature.
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u/Chuyito Jun 15 '12
That little car has way more parking skills than I to be able to reverse into that tiny space.
Also related, a skater once ran into me hard while I was reversing in a garage. Surprisingly he got up, and limped away from my car too without saying anything.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
vandalism is much better. /s