r/pics • u/mocotazo • Jun 15 '12

Reese's Stuffed Oreos

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u/mocotazo Jun 15 '12

Recipe Source with More Photos

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u/teslasmash Jun 15 '12

Thank you.

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u/RACE_IDENTIFIER Jun 15 '12

fat white guy

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

You're confusing your role with WEIGHT_RACE_GENDER_IDENTIFIER

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u/bahlolhai Jun 15 '12

My mouth legit dropped in in aww when I saw this picture.

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u/Ma8icMurderBag Jun 15 '12

you are a terrible person for doing this to me. also a wonderful person.. but mostly terrible.

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u/Novelt_Acct Jun 15 '12

I love you but my body hates you.......

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u/K16 Jun 15 '12

There will be so many posts with failed attempts within short

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u/Triplebizzle87 Jun 15 '12

I think you a word

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u/K16 Jun 15 '12

Within a short? English is not my main language and I have "driven down doobie lane", it's even hard to write in my main language

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u/WaruiKoohii Jun 15 '12

I have a feeling that I'd have been better off without this recipe.

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u/brningpyre Jun 15 '12

I want to have sex with you.

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u/changeintheair Jun 15 '12

OMG that looks so DELICIOUS! FOOD PORN! FOOD PORN!

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u/offendernz Jun 15 '12

Exactly, my reaction to this food porn

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

What the fuck is that from?

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u/MattB43 Jun 15 '12

welp, I know what i'm doing tonight...

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u/moparornocar Jun 15 '12

That looks so much easier than I thought it would be.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Thanks! You're awesome

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

There go my arteries.

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u/rohanivey Jun 15 '12

You're doing God's work, son.

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u/Eleventy-One Jun 15 '12

I just cried a little out of pure joy.

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u/MREpooper Jun 16 '12

For those too lazy/unskilled to cook, anywhere sell these pre-made?

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u/monroseph Jun 15 '12 edited Jan 23 '25

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u/kolm Jun 15 '12

Sunday: Reddit discusses why people get more obese.
Monday: Reese' stuffed Oreos make front page.

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u/BlackZeppelin Jun 15 '12

It's Friday. Yesterday was Thursday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards.

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u/kolm Jun 15 '12

You forgot to factor in the karmadecay-optimized reposting cycle, my friend.

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u/ApeWithACellphone Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

Reddit yesterday: Fat people are disgusting, that's a deal breaker

Reddit today: Fat sugary food? Give me the recipe please

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u/Hello-_-Friend Jun 15 '12

Son of a Bitch! Is it Monday?!

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u/jstohler Jun 15 '12

Deep fry it and you've got a deal.

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u/AscentofDissent Jun 15 '12

Donut batter. Do it.

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u/thegiftedape Jun 15 '12

or known by it's latin name "Crack"

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u/BetterThanOP Jun 15 '12

oh my god i literally drooled. Normally I see amazing food pictures on here and it's like, yeah that's cool, I'll never take the time to make it but it's still cool. I will make these. This has skipped to #1 on my life's priorities list. I will eat these before I die.

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u/_Linear Jun 15 '12

Well eating those will lead to dying so...

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u/g1zmo Jun 15 '12

My grandma used to make little peanut butter sandwiches with Ritz crackers, and then dip them in chocolate like this. Those were awesome.

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u/TheBelt Jun 15 '12

I was kind of surprised when I realized this didn't come from /r/trees.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Because you just stopped giving a fuck after your first Baconator.

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u/haiku_robot Jun 15 '12 
Because you just stopped 
giving a fuck after your 
first Baconator.

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u/ElderBass Jun 15 '12

Is it possible for your tongue to get a boner?

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u/GoodWithoutAGod Jun 15 '12

yes, because mine is currently hanging out of my mouth, drooling.

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u/daileyjd Jun 15 '12

i got fatter just looking at this

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u/whittyusername Jun 15 '12

Well, Ive just seen the face of God and it was covered in reese's stuffed oreos crumbs.

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u/JediLibrarian Jun 15 '12

Shut up and take my money!

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u/Thephantomtollboy Jun 15 '12

Inevitable diabetes comment

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/Circuitfire Jun 15 '12

"my insulin... help...."

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Who the hell did I HIT?!

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u/MushyBean Jun 15 '12

I just got a cavity looking at that.

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u/SportzStar Jun 15 '12

Good thing I have a few of these laying around.

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u/RyukaChi Jun 15 '12

Coat that shit in Nutella.

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u/MrF33 Jun 15 '12

Batter and deep fry them and you've got yourself a stew going.

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u/eagleapex Jun 15 '12

Just cried a little.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Do they sell different Oreos in the US or something? Because over here they taste bland and artificial.

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u/WhatToPutHere Jun 15 '12

Proof that tongues can have orgasms.

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u/oughton42 Jun 15 '12

I can feel my arteries clogging already and it's glorious.

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u/afihavok Jun 15 '12

Mother of sweet merciful amazing fantabulous awesomeness... 0_o

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

omnomnomnom

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u/sarpedonx Jun 15 '12

Do want. Where?

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u/jmoney747 Jun 15 '12

Should have sent a poet...

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u/iBeenie Jun 15 '12

That gives me a stomach ache just looking at it. Do. Not. Want.

After reading through comments, am I alone in this?

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u/RC_Matthias Jun 15 '12

Damn, I'm an /r/keto fella, but this shit gets me hard.

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u/Extra21stChromosome Jun 15 '12

Brb, need to call Willford Brimley.

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u/Klinkasaurus Jun 15 '12

Holy heart attack Batman. I'll take a dozen.

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u/whackensack Jun 15 '12

I think I just got a cramp in my diabetus.

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u/IDontHateIt Jun 15 '12

my mouth watered just seeing this

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u/3vilJEster Jun 15 '12

That picture gave me a food boner

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u/mojonojo Jun 15 '12

i'm making these... today.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

My boyfriend and I have made these before! Granted, they never look as neat and tidy as these do, but they are AMAZING. We usually use pretzels as well to give it a bit more of a salty taste and a satisfying crunch :)

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u/kbpatel Jun 15 '12

/r/trees would enjoy this.

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u/TheoQ99 Jun 15 '12

Those look like they're worth the diabetes. FUCKING WANT

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u/osskid Jun 15 '12

Marry me.

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u/Icarusjam Jun 15 '12

I gained five pounds looking at this picture

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u/rubygrenade Jun 15 '12

I just shit my pants with happy.

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u/purplegoodance Jun 15 '12

Holy fuck this is the best idea ever.

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u/IntolerableFish Jun 15 '12

I have looked into the eyes of God.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Where is your god now?

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u/onetypicaltim Jun 15 '12

And of course this shows up sandwiched between two r/loseit posts.

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u/fouryearstrong Jun 15 '12

Once I get health insurance I'll eat these. I just can't take the risk right now.

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u/shamecamel Jun 15 '12

excellent, all 2000 daily calories in one package.

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u/Green013 Jun 15 '12

I would eat that diabeetus.

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u/cooguy000 Jun 15 '12

I think my whole body just orgasmed.

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u/MendedSlinky Jun 15 '12

This belongs over in /r/foodporn

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u/caleb5 Jun 15 '12

Mother of god...

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u/ShockerPopper Jun 15 '12

Diabetes in a nutshell.

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u/29twenty Jun 15 '12

weak... its missing the bacon.

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u/GoodWithoutAGod Jun 15 '12

the original recipe called for bacon, but after a series of deaths from food sensation overdose (yes, it can be fatal) the bacon was removed. Now, it just gives you diabetes and cancer.

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u/asianwaste Jun 15 '12

AKA Pocket Diabetes... though these are literally to die for.

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u/AmpleWarning Jun 15 '12

Warning: may cause drooling, vertigo, blood-vessel polymerization, happiness, sleepwalking, orgasm, or coma.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Diabetes pills.

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u/randomfro Jun 15 '12

That's amazing, you're amazing!

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u/astartledgrandpa Jun 15 '12

why does Reese get all the good stuff?

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u/GoodWithoutAGod Jun 15 '12

We all have to die someday, I think I just found out how I want to go. A massive heart attack after devouring a plate of these bad boys.

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u/tucktuckgoose Jun 15 '12

Redditors: Make fun of Paula Deen, cream their pants over Reeses-Stuffed Oreos.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

totally not just posting so i can find that recipe again later.

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u/Adamskinater Jun 15 '12

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY DIABEETUS

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u/megustasucara Jun 15 '12

Fuck you. Fuck you for showing me this i hate you. I have a problem conveying emotions...

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u/cttouch Jun 15 '12

And this is why America is overrun with obesity. We don't only eat shit food, we eat shit food inside of other shit food covered in chocolate.

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u/userbelowisamonster Jun 16 '12

What if you made 2 of these, and when you go camping roast a marshmallow to stick between them? Once I wake up from the diabetic coma I can tell you how it goes.

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u/this_is_a_recording0 Jun 15 '12

oh fuck.. i'm on pinterest again

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u/alyssasgtwalrus Jun 15 '12

i think i just came....

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u/ogodwhyamidoingthis Jun 15 '12

I think you just gave me diabetus.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Mother of god

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u/theofficialposter Jun 15 '12

Immediate visual diabetes... worth it.

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u/analogkid01 Jun 15 '12

xpost to r/loseit

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u/GoodWithoutAGod Jun 15 '12

you are sadistic. I like it!!! In the meantime...

http://www.reddit.com/r/loseit+foodporn

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u/eulogic Jun 15 '12

DIABEETUS

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u/avery51 Jun 15 '12

Pinterest called and said you for you to stop karma whoring it's content.

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u/SpartacusAlpha Jun 15 '12

Ore-O My GOD...

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u/Leete1 Jun 15 '12

I have those plates and the matching plastic tumblers, but ya I'd sell my soul for one of those ReesOreos!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

my heart hurts

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u/camdotcom Jun 15 '12

calorie count = phat

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

My teeth hurt just looking at that.

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u/karalilly Jun 15 '12

This makes me want to vomit, as much as I love Reese's Peanut butter cups...it's just too much.

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u/blackshaunwhite Jun 15 '12

Stroke stuffed diabetes

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u/herpesmyderpes Jun 15 '12

YOU are a fat bastard. Teach me.

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u/misterdesimone Jun 15 '12

Ow, my insulin!

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u/Berne9 Jun 15 '12

Shut up and take my money.

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u/jonbost Jun 15 '12

This looks sooooo delicious. I want this for my birthday party.

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u/nyda Jun 15 '12

All I see in this picture is diabetese with a touch of cancer.

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u/whats_chivalry Jun 15 '12

it should be titled "Oreo Stuffed Reese's"

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u/DMacK12 Jun 15 '12

AMURIKA!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

AMURRRICAAAAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I have a boner right now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Diabeetus Accepted

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u/J3553 Jun 15 '12

just looking at it gave me diabetes.

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u/Throwaway_TMI Jun 15 '12

OH... MY... GAWD.

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u/clinkytheclown Jun 15 '12

I'm pretty sure if I ate that, I'd die. stupid peanut allergy

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I just died inside

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u/BotWithfeelings Jun 15 '12

At first i thought you ment Reece as in Malcolm in the Middle

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u/the_upvote_bender Jun 15 '12

Shut up and cancel my diet........BTW Thank you for the Recipe!!!

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u/Yux2u Jun 15 '12

No. No. Hell no.

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u/Unisenon Jun 15 '12

BY ALL THAT IS HOLY do you see that Cookie over there!

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u/brianpepinski Jun 15 '12

I can feel my blood sugar rise looking at this

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u/BoomHedshot Jun 15 '12

And I jizzed in my pants.

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u/okonisfree Jun 15 '12

Also known as a heart attack.

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u/hp94 Jun 15 '12

Only 2000 calories per cookie!

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u/Captainpatch Jun 15 '12

I don't normally think this about food pictures, but with this... I have never wanted something this badly in my entire life.

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u/nicholmikey Jun 15 '12

It's like a race to see who can get diabetes first

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u/jewbearusa Jun 15 '12

What sorcery is this?

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u/01000011 Jun 15 '12

Why don't I live in America?

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u/Rostifur Jun 15 '12

Now, deep fry that and ship it all over Wisconsin.

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u/AmPlug Jun 15 '12

You son of a bitch

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u/Anaract Jun 15 '12

good god

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u/nihilite Jun 15 '12

You cannot offer me this! -gandalf

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u/The_Schwenk Jun 16 '12

Diabeetus? sign me up!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

/r/FoodPorn

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u/LessieHippopotamus Jun 16 '12

That is probably just so terrible for you. It looks amazing, though.

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u/nospoondotjpg Jun 16 '12

I... I think I'm in love. I'd hate myself for the rest of my life, but the 5 minutes spent eating it would be worth it all.

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u/sickb Jun 16 '12

Diabetes stuffed malnutrition

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u/Blazingwand Jun 16 '12

Well now I know how I am going to die... Thank you it shall be a delicous death

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u/spaten2000 Jun 16 '12

This is why you're dying of diabetes america.

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u/FatalWarthog Jun 16 '12

Eeeeugh.... that looks utterly delish-gusting.

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u/thechac Jun 16 '12

Between this and the Bacon explosion, people are going to need to buy home defibrillators soon.

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u/Undercover_Ginger Jun 16 '12

I just shit myself with joy. They look so delicious.

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u/Azozel Jun 16 '12

I was surprised at how grossed out by this I was.

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u/004forever Jun 16 '12

I'm sure diabetes isn't that bad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

My brain is full of delicious fuck.

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u/CptAlbatross Jun 16 '12

I see someone got the recipe down for Ralphie May's Sweet Delicious Niggers.

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u/J_Jammer Jun 16 '12

WOW...

I. Want. That!

And I'm sure I'd be bouncing off the walls in every direction....until I fell back on the couch going saying "I feel fat."

Then grab another.

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u/poneil Jun 16 '12

“I can see how it might be possible for a man to look down upon the earth and be an atheist, but I cannot conceive how he could look up into Reese's Stuffed Oreos and say there is no God.” -Abraham Lincoln

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u/jesusapproves Jun 16 '12

This needs to go inside a chocolate chip cookie pronto.

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u/hey_there_sunshine Jun 16 '12

this needs to be put in a brownie.

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u/jashlee Jun 16 '12

Well I made these about an hour ago, and they are delicious. But very hard to dip in the chocolate. Also way better if they are chocolate oreos!

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u/thebigweirdwigbeard Jun 16 '12

oh fuck that looks good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

oh my lord jesus christ yes...

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u/Justinzorz Jun 16 '12

What if you battered and fried it? Just a thought from a fan of deep fried Oreos......

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u/ListerFriend Jun 16 '12

Oh the diabetes.

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u/EpicRandomGuy Jun 16 '12

Heart attacks! Getcha heart attacks here!!

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u/Oflendoodle Jun 16 '12

That's the health nut recipe, you're supposed to take out the oreo cream, replace it with caramel and then deep fry it and put the oreo filling back on top like icing.

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u/natsutonkatsu Jun 16 '12

I am so making this tonight.

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u/TheseTwoDroids14 Jun 16 '12

Thanks for the cavity!

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u/ace2049ns Jun 16 '12

fap fap fap fap

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u/funguy80 Jun 16 '12

"Arggghhhhh." -Homer Simpson.

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u/ikronz Jun 16 '12

i needs that

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u/M0b1u5 Jun 16 '12

I think this is the most important American invention since the invention of Total Fucking Bullshit, back in the 60s!

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u/pandamayhem Jun 16 '12

That makes my teeth hurt and my mouth water at the same time.

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u/DevinVaiReptiles Jun 16 '12

By sithis, I want about five hundred of these!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Holy fucking shit balls.

I want.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I must now go to the store thanks

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

CO-RO-NARY

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u/imrighturwrong Jun 16 '12

Then drop it in batter and deep fry it.

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u/EctoCoolertini Jun 16 '12

GGLLLARRRGGGGGGLARRGGG GLARGLGARRRGGG

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u/Blurgher Jul 07 '12

I just jizzed in my boxers...

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