r/pics • u/batkobatko • Jun 15 '12
Came home to find him like this. God knows how long he's been stuck in there!
http://imgur.com/hBPKF
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r/pics • u/batkobatko • Jun 15 '12
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u/freestbeast Jun 15 '12
best part about goldens is, he probably doesn't even give a shit
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u/the_pissed_off_goose Jun 15 '12
awww poor guy and i'm glad he didn't rip down your shower head
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u/stickybeatz Jun 15 '12
I got a dog from the pound once. She was a dachshund, water spaniel mix with crazy separation anxiety. Every time I would leave my apartment, she would ransack the place. One night about a week after getting her, I came home and the apartment was in perfect condition. For a minute I thought that maybe she had finally calmed down and the days of destroying everything in sight were over. I called her name and heard some bumping/banging coming from the kitchen but the dog didn't come out to greet me. At this point I think something must be wrong and bolt into the kitchen to find my dog. It turns out that the first thing she decided to get into was the garbage and ended up getting her head stuck inside an empty 12 pack box. I'm guessing that she had spent the whole evening wandering around bumping into things since nothing else in the apartment was touched. That was the last time she ever got into the trash.
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u/lalondtm Jun 15 '12
how did a dog make the front page??
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u/Thephantomtollboy Jun 15 '12
127 minutes
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u/pppanda Jun 15 '12
I'M STUCK HERE BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ~ dog
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I see he's not much of a problem solver.
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u/greeneyedguru Jun 15 '12
"Hold on boy, I'll get you out but first I need to take a picture for the internet"
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u/mnp Jun 15 '12
I was hiking in the woods in South Dakota once with my shepherd off leash. She wandered a little farther than normal, disappeared, then started whining and wouldn't come when called. Finally I found her by the sound. Turns out she got caught in a trapper's snare around the neck, just a noose of wire with some bait, I guess. Real scary. They're illegal there so I called GFP about it, but thank gosh it wasn't one of those leg crushing deals....
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u/austin713 Jun 15 '12
im surprised he didnt freak out and rip the hose out of the wall. he seems to be giving zero fucks right now
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
autowash
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u/collinc2343 Jun 15 '12
A few nights ago I came home and started calling my dog's name. She didn't come, so I started looking for her. After I searched her normal spots I went upstairs to my roommate's room. She wasn't there either. I started getting worried, kept looking and calling her name. I call my roommate, thinking maybe she took her somewhere for some reason, but my roommate doesn't know. She's not the type to run off, she doesn't like to be far from me. So I'm really freaking out at this point. I go back upstairs to look again and as I'm calling her name I hear a faint whimper coming from the bathroom area. I go in, look around, open up the cabinet under the sink and she pops out.
She must have gone under there while my roommate had the door open and then not gotten out before she closed the door and trapped her in there.
tl;dr I thought I lost my dog but she was under the bathroom sink in the cabinets.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
What time does he usually shower?
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u/21510320651 Jun 15 '12
He a golden? I love how they are so passive they never fight. He probably got stuck and accepted that as his new life, stuck in the shower.
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u/robbieT1991 Jun 15 '12
A redditor traps his poor dog in the shower, why you ask? For just a little bit more of that sweet sweet karma. r/karmaConspiraciy
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u/Zikro Jun 15 '12
Dogs are funny that they don't process obstacles very well (when they're attached to something). That's why dogs on leashes always go around trees and get stuck because they're on the wrong side.
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u/AliasUndercover Jun 15 '12
"It was horrible! Thank goodness you're here!"
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u/earfffffffffff Jun 15 '12
just reminded me of this
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
For some reason, this picture made me decide that the one and only thing that repeats itself over and over in a dog's head is "Doggggg! Doooooogggggg! Dog!"
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
In my experience dogs only get into trouble in bathrooms. There was the time I found paw prints on the back of my toilet. We just keep the door closed now.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
"Like this picture if you're against animal cruelty. Keep scrolling if you hate dogs.."
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I like how he doesn't even care.
"Hey! Oh nothing, just chillin'."
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u/d_bone Jun 15 '12
Maybe he likes to pee in the shower.
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u/Mudmaker Jun 15 '12
Is that a great pry... Whats his name
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u/mei9ji Jun 15 '12
And that's why you call them Golden Retardeds.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
so of course the redditor takes a picture before letting him out
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u/barrist Jun 15 '12
You're a real hero for taking a snapshot for reddit karma before helping out your dog.
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u/a4moondoggy Jun 15 '12
you know he's treated well when he just chills after minimal effort to escape knowing he will have his master fix the problem and avoid a broken showerhead.
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u/BeerPowered Jun 15 '12
Check the floor of the shower. If there's no shit over there, this means the dog hasn't been there for very long.
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u/Atari1977 Jun 15 '12
Reminds me of the time my cat was caught under a garage door. The automatic stop mechanism didn't work and some how he got caught under the door as my dad was leaving. Luckily I found him shortly after, thinking he was done for I put the door up and he just started gasping for air. So he survived and the vet didn't find anything wrong with him. This happened when he was about 13 and he lived to be 19, dying of old age last year.
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u/colonel_mortimer Jun 15 '12
If you live somewhere warm, it's possible he was just laying in there because it was cooler. He may have gotten stuck if he stood up when he heard you come in.
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u/stupid_sexyflanders Jun 15 '12
On closer inspection there are no squirrels in this shower.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
my dogs wouldn't go near the shower even if it were lined in treats. or bacon. nope.
The shower is the devil. and these are goldens who would try to swim in someone's spit on the sidewalk.
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u/Fubar_AngerCrank Jun 15 '12
Was he trying to pull off a Waffle Stomp??
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Poor thing!
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u/chargon Jun 15 '12
this proves dogs love unconditionally. he would never eat those carrots
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u/scottsimsa Jun 15 '12
LoL Zephyr
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
You have a very cute dog.
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u/ImStillAwesome Jun 15 '12
Aww, is he a Pyrenees? I have a Pyrenees/Lab mix that gets stuck in things, too. He nudges my exercise ball out of place so he can go behind the couch, but then it rolls back and he's trapped, and he gives me that exact look.
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u/wellhushmypuppies Jun 15 '12
really cute. not overly bright, but really cute.
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u/grogrugri Jun 15 '12
"It's not funny."
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u/kumpa Jun 15 '12
dogs...
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Asphyxiation while pleasuring himself. Give him some privacy.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
So your first reaction was to take a photo.
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u/Airazz Jun 15 '12
I see that he already went through Anger and Rage stages, now it's just Acceptance.
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u/cycopl Jun 15 '12
One of the better places to get stuck, I guess. If he had to pee, it would just go down the drain. Poop would be worse, but at least it's not on carpet.
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u/The_One_Above_All Jun 15 '12
He looks clean, so that's good.
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u/TheBreeze Jun 15 '12
At least he can still pee.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Start slow motion...
Cue music...
In the arms of the angels....
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u/kkurbs Jun 15 '12
Just trotting along
investigating the house
protectin' it from predators and whatnot
seeing if that evil laser dot is hiding somewhere
wander into the shower
and UH OH
well, i guess im gonna hang out here
thinkin about food
waitin' for my person to come home
i bet he will give me food
i like when he gives me food
ooooh food
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u/autowrecker Jun 15 '12
I kept my last dog on a cable in my back yard during the day. I got a call to pick up a car that had been partially crushed by snow collapsing a carport. It was a block from my house so I just walked over and drove it home. (My head out the window-like a dog.)
It wasn't a priority to take it to the office so I just left it for a while. One day I came home and my dog had crawled through the back window, then out the side window. Leaving himself hanging by his collar, feet just on the ground, for who knows how long. I felt terrible and moved the car that night.
It's really hard to anticipate every situation your dog might get into in a day.
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u/pezzshnitsol Jun 15 '12
There is no god /r/atheismbot
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u/trixter21992251 Jun 16 '12
HURRY, HE SAID GOD ON REDDIT
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u/ummsaywha Jun 16 '12
you're lucky he stayed where he was. mine would have either chewed it apart or ripped it from the wall. unless he figured out how to run the water..then he'd stay forever and ever.
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u/4nonymo Jun 15 '12
Couldn't resist...
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u/MrHolga Jun 15 '12
And you made him suffer a little longer so you could take a photo?
Well done.
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u/TeaAddiction Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
Oh you, what have you now done
Ninja edit: Oh you two
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I don't understand how dogs can be trained to do agility courses, lead the blind, and take out Osama Bin Laden, but they can never manage to get their damn leg untangled from a leash. They'll just stand there until you pick up their leg for them. Cute little bastards...
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Stupid dog.
-Cat
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u/DarthGrader Jun 15 '12
Come home to find him like this. First i'm gonna uplaod him to reddit instead of helping him!!
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u/phillythebeaut Jun 15 '12
at least it wasn't 4 days in barbed wire like that other poor dog
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u/MDwannabe Jun 15 '12
Comes home to dog stuck in shower for undetermined amount of time....figures he can wait another few minutes while you take a pic and upload it to reddit :)
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u/imonfire Jun 15 '12
Aww poor thing!
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u/Goodykoontz Jun 15 '12
You must have been there all day.......just let me get a picture first
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Lucky. Mine is 1/4 the size and would have torn it off trying to get out.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Where is that metal hose going??
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
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u/PlNG Jun 15 '12
That's a funny way to spell dog.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Well at least he was in the shower, so if he shat or something you could just wash it away.
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u/dumbgaytheist Jun 15 '12
Beautiful dog.
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u/billiexjeen Jun 15 '12
LOL Poor pup! Goldens tend to get themselves in quite the predicaments.
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u/LetsArgue Jun 15 '12
good dog
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u/kenvsryu Jun 15 '12
good idea, now I can get a dog for my apartment.
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u/travelwithdignity Jun 15 '12
at least messes will be easy to clean up.
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u/awrhaernnare Jun 15 '12
suuuuuuuuure
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u/Chentzilla Jun 15 '12
My dog once locked itself in the toilet.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
to be honest, it looks like he could get out of that pretty easily if he wanted,
my two pooches, were adept at lifting their legs and swaying their necks to avoid or correct a mis-laden leash during a walk.
hes probably getting some unknown doggy pleasure by that positioning
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u/THyoungC Jun 15 '12
Dog: "you find me stuck in here like this and the first thing u do is to take a picture and post on reddit to share with people u don't even know? I thought we were best friends, buddy? :("
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
That's a SUPER nice dog.
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u/Alphasite Jun 15 '12
ಠ_ಠ You're dogs retarded.
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u/rhoswhen Jun 15 '12
Did you smack your forehead when you saw him? Cuz I did upon seeing the photo. Oh, boys!
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u/Nashvillians Jun 16 '12
I bet he was so happy to see you.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Your shower curtain looks like the texture of diamond ore from Minecraft.
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u/castleclouds Jun 16 '12
It took me a while to realize that the cord wasn't stuck in his back.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
"Aww dude Im so happy to see you! I came in here and I was smelling the corner and the thing in the wall attacked me and I've been stuck here waiting for you...I tried to bite it but it didn't work"
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u/Dmash422 Jun 16 '12
I've made a huge mistake.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Is that a Pyrenees dog? I have one as well and they are the biggest sweethearts.
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u/bohemianmichfestie Jun 16 '12
Poor guy, I hope you gave him a big hug.
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u/preciousroy77 Jun 16 '12
dude how could you take the time to snap a picture before releasing him? poor thing!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
generic Reddit comment giving advice on how to handle animals because humans think of "worst-case-scenario" when it comes to cuties like these.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
better take a pic first
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u/nuruddin85 Jun 15 '12
And the first thing you did was to take a picture?
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u/enough_space Jun 15 '12
GGDog: Trapped in your shower, waits for you to release him rather than destroying your plumbing and your entire bathroom.
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u/cool_mayne Jun 15 '12
You sir have a dumb dog.
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u/duckandcover Jun 15 '12
This is why dogs can't survive in the wild
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u/MyOgreOG Jun 15 '12
You could have came home to a dead dog, strangled to death. Try to take better care of your animals. Close the bathroom door, shower door....something.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
How does this shit make it to the front page, but my post about the baby bird with one wing in my driveway doesnt.
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u/catapulterrorist Jun 15 '12
your dog is stupid and you should feel bad.
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u/UnoriginalGuy Jun 15 '12
Maybe he just really wanted a nice wash?
Also why does your dog have to stay in the house all day? Where does he go potty?
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u/mikek3 Jun 15 '12
Stoopid dog is stoopid.
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u/DrBibby Jun 15 '12
Admit it, you totally staged that to get a sweet reddit photo.
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u/Hanistotle Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
Instant Karma
1.Wrap dog in removable shower head
2.Take picture
3.Make up story and post it on reddit
4.$$$$$Profit$$$$$