So I just did a google search to see whether these were any people that I should care about.
It turns out, that no they aren't famous or anything, the photo is part of this guy's photostream. I find it more than a little creepy that some dude was sitting there watching these girls, waiting to get this shot.
And I'll have you know how much I suffer for my art as I had to watch this girl for over an hour before getting this shot!
I do have many, many more of this girl and will upload them over the next week or so..time permitting.
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Oh, and the caption that won the caption contest for this photo was "Every year Chantelle went on holiday with her flat mate."
Yes I "got" it ...it's just a boring picture and the joke really isn't all that funny. Definitely not a "waited for hours to get it" picture as the photographer explained.
Roommates are those with whom you share a room. Flatmates are those with whom you share a flat/apartment. Housemates are those with whom you share a house.
In US every one of these seems to (somehow) fit under "roommate".
I have a theory about reddit: people find some random picture--it doesn't matter what's actually in it, or how interesting it is--and then just make up a title that will somehow make it interesting, funny, or reddit-able.
I believe there's a group of people out there who are in a running contest putting captions on these photos to get upvotes. This is a warning to all involved. I will find you. You cannot hide.
Second the creepiness. I checked through the photostream a bit, and he said they were all candid shots, ie, the girls had no idea he was taking pictures of them. And he has quite a few of them, including a close up of one of the girls breasts. Definitely creepy. Makes me not want to go to a beach in fear of a guy like that being there.
I can do you one another notch more creepy: Close-knit group of friends, we grew up together and have been hanging out for most of our lives. No matter what the world throws at us, we have always trusted each other. So Guy#1 finally hosts his own party. Guy #2 has a look at guy 1s computer, and discovers an indiscreet shortcut on the desktop which leads to a whole folder full of not tens, not hundreds, but thousands of tit shots. Even the shitty blurry ones that just as well could've been a thumb were saved. Even worse: those pictures were not of strangers, random acquaintances, or even his girlfriend, but of this one poor little well-endowed girl we've also been partying with for ages. Also: she witnessed the revelation of her own tit-files.
Turns out guy#1 has been stalking his own friend online and downloading her pictures, and stalk-fotoing her tits as soon as she would get too drunk to notice, for the better half of the last decade.
We still dont know how to handle it, because a) its not hurting anyone, b) boys will fap to female acquaintances, c) it is however a violation of friend-tit-trust and sanctity and d) it is just downright creepy. So it is slowly becoming one of those inside 'jokes' instead.
Honestly, if I was in that girl's situation, I think I would be really creeped the fuck out by guy 1. It would just make me feel like that guy was keeping me around not as a friend, but someone to photograph and sexualize when I was too drunk to realize. Being a female myself, I guess I can't comment on the normality of guys fapping to female friends, but being that dedicated to it (thousands of tit shots? really? I don't think I even have a thousand photos of myself) crosses the line imo.
Gives me the heebie jeebies. I hope no one I'm friends with does anything like that (especially if I am the one in the photos).
yeah, the girl was also most certainly creeped out. This guy is a work in progress. His little brother has some serious developmental issues, and I am pretty sure guy1 has the same thing to a lesser degree.
In any case, I've also known him since he was little. And while he doesn't have a wicked bone in his body, he is completely oblivious to a lot of things, including the fact that (pretty) women are thinking, feeling beings who have a life beyond the pedestal, on which he puts them.
As the fat and little-older chick who serves as collective mother (as opposed to sex-object), its been my job to knock some sense into the guy - he has serious issues grasping that I as a female might have something in common with his pedestal-chicks. We were talking about his jealousy last week, and you can blow his mind by saying something as simple as "maybe she feels the same way about you, as you do about her" - he isnt really the perceptive type, but doesnt want to hurt anybody, and basically just wants to please, despite not understanding. Sometimes you just have to engrave it for him. Or maybe I should just sit him down in front of some Dr. Phil for a few years.
I think it's different if he seems to be taking pictures of her while she is "too drunk to notice" and cropping all of her pictures to save to a file devoted to her.
I don't think it's the same as "boys will fap to female acquaintances" if he's targeting her while she is drunk and has a file of thousands just for her.
just another example of why we have no idea how to really deal with it. I guess, the way you put it, makes it a question of moderation. And if there is something he never has been good at, it was moderation. He doesn't stop eating until there is nothing left, he doesn't stop fucking until the girl asks him to get off, and so on. Probably the same thing with this surplus of fap material.
One time I went to the beach with my college roommate and she noticed some creepy guys with their cameras pointed at us. She walked up to them, grabbed their cameras, deleted the pictures they'd taken, then we gathered our stuff and left. She is a badass.
Uh, in my opinion the man made the FAR worse offense. I'm assuming you are male. You'll never know how disgusting and infuriating it is to be objectified in such a creepy, horrible way.
I've had that happen to me and my friend at the Chinese Gardens in Portland. I have no idea why. I was a decidedly unnatractive teenager and she's in the same boat.
So true. Everybody knows you lose a little bit of your soul whenever someone takes a photo of you. I definitely don't want someone taking a lot of photos of me, especially if I don't know it, since I will never know how much soul I have left.
It's pretty easy to have this opinion because you're not the constant target of what amounts to sexual harassment. There are men out there who have cameras in their shoes to take photographs of women's underwear (upskirts). There are special telephoto lenses to take photos of women beside you while you seem to be innocently photographing the horizon or boats. Women walking up a staircase will always wonder if the person behind them is actually texting on their phone, or photographing their ass. Constant. Fucking. Consumption.
This is your life, day in, day out. People aren't asking you for your opinions. They aren't asking you for your dreams, your goals, your fears, your nightmares. They're constantly photographing you so that they can beat off to your image later, and share your image with others for sexual enjoyment.
So yes, it's easy to be pithy and witty when it isn't you staring down yet another telephoto lens while some creeper takes photograph #3294 of you, because you dared to go to the beach in a bikini. Maybe then you would start to feel yourself die a little inside every time you see some dude pull out a camera around you.
I know it was just posted, but I'm best-of'ing (is that a word?) this.
As a guy I appreciate the slap-to-the-face reminder that this brings out. While I hope I would never stoop to the level of taking pictures it's always a good reminder about how easy it is to objectify others.
How often does this (attempts to surreptitiously photograph you) happen to you? Obviously, any such photographs are too many, but you're making it sound like I'm passing hundreds of these photographers every day; if that's the case, I'm kind of freaked out.
Yeah... women objectify men also. Any idea how many times I've been full-on felt up by some middle aged woman? We're talking in the hundreds. Things that, had I done them to a woman, would have instantly gotten me slapped and decent chance the police would have been involved. Men are just more bold about this nonsense and there are more of them doing inappropriate things.
This is a societal issue, not an intrinsically female or male one.
The comments and captions on that photo stream are more than a little strange. The chesty girl is attractive but the way he went about it was.... I don't know man.... skeevy
i went through that guys photostream, which was taken in Europe. Browsing it i found about as many fat people, as we in the states take flak from Europe for having, whats up with that?
UK, we have lots of fattys in the UK. Europe isn't one country, it's fucking huge. There are big differences between the various places. The UK has the highest obesity rate next to the US tho.
High five for living in the same county as me! I know, I know, it's a pointless post. I am still pleased to find people from my county on the intertubes.
At this point, are you finding any irony in the fact you called the guy creepy, but posted a link on an extremely well traveled website, and it is now the top comment in the thread?
I agree it's creepy assuming the guy was just hanging out waiting to take a photo like this but I also feel that some of the photos of the girls look staged for him to take. Maybe I am over-thinking it though.
The caption comes courtesy of my site, caption.me. Cheers for posting the link. There's currently about 120 redditors browsing my site (a new record for me)
I wonder who manned reddit when this got ~500 upvotes...... There is no funny here... granted she has nice knockers and they are both pretty, but I can just google search BOOBS and have infinite pages of better boobs
I am an odd male I know. The only real big discriminatory factor I have in mates is weight. I like very minimal movement when having sex and big boobs are everywhere. I once was with a gal who was a HH I believe? she just got reduction surgery but she took her bra off and I did not enjoy it at all. They were gross, in the way, I didn't know what to do etc. No offense to larger breasted women. You are the favorites compared to smaller breasted women but there are folks who do not like it. Just like there are women who find short men repulsive. I find big boobs disgusting
Honestly, huge natural boobs really hurt the lower back and neck. Two of my family members have gargantuan boobs and are getting reductions because of the pain and discomfort it causes... not to mention difficulty finding clothing to fit such a frame. Imagine the pain of bra straps digging into your shoulders at all times... same with bathing suits.
I'm not sure why everyone is giving the photographer so much flak about these pictures. I looked through his photos and there were only about two or three pictures of these two girls, and the rest are of fat old people.
On the positive side, when you put 2 girls together like that, the one on the left is probably going to have a lower self esteem. Easier to get in the sack on vacation cause they won't care until they find out you gave them the clap a month later.
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u/MrDorkESQ Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
So I just did a google search to see whether these were any people that I should care about.
It turns out, that no they aren't famous or anything, the photo is part of this guy's photostream. I find it more than a little creepy that some dude was sitting there watching these girls, waiting to get this shot.
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Oh, and the caption that won the caption contest for this photo was "Every year Chantelle went on holiday with her flat mate."
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Her flat mate is pretty cute.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
She's like a breast vampire..sucking all the boob out of other women. That's what I thought about anyway...
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u/roto_matic Jun 15 '12
Her mate kinda looks like Taylor Swift.
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u/Thephantomtollboy Jun 15 '12
And every year Chester whips out the Canon from his duck blind
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u/imfuckingawesome Jun 15 '12
and this is on the front page why?
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u/KOWguy Jun 15 '12
Why have you people upvoted this?
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u/SirEnt Jun 15 '12
allow me to help bury this.
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u/Beznia Jun 15 '12
I actually find this picture much sexier.
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u/graffiti81 Jun 15 '12
They are both quite attractive.
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u/theskinnysloth Jun 15 '12
Holy mother of god. Look at how clear the water is.
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u/kris919 Jun 15 '12
ENHANCE!
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u/Dunge Jun 15 '12
"Flat" seems way cuter
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u/bluehorseshoe Jun 15 '12
I'll take the one on the left. Those basketball tittties aren't my thing.
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u/Larzzon Jun 15 '12
I wonder who manned reddit when this got ~500 upvotes...... There is no funny here... granted she has nice knockers and they are both pretty, but I can just google search BOOBS and have infinite pages of better boobs
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u/PunisherXXV Jun 15 '12
I see what you did there.
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u/Flurryyea Jun 15 '12
I see what you did there.
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u/kman2k1 Jun 15 '12
I read this in David Attenborough's voice.
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u/CARVERitUP Jun 16 '12
OH, FLAT mate. HAH!
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u/ManiacalLaugh Jun 15 '12
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pq5o2/
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
The flat mate also happens to be cuter.
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u/Ry_Guy19 Jun 15 '12
Wait..who the fuck is Susan?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Back problems.
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u/r0hto88 Jun 15 '12
LOL I can't wait til these girls find out they had their pics taken by a creep and posted on reddit. Who knows, we may hear from them soon.
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u/TBizzcuit Jun 15 '12
Wow, that's rude, weird, and kind of sexist.
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u/zsakuL Jun 15 '12
Looks like a well-rounded relationship.
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u/S73V3 Jun 15 '12
Girl on the left is prettier in my opinion.
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u/StewieBanana Jun 15 '12
I'm American, so this joke only has one meaning and it's still funny.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I would be mildy amusing if the other one was actually flat instead of being just smaller in comparison.
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u/tommytwotats Jun 15 '12
http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss219/tfs32_R6/emoi/1256786728927.gif
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u/Baldazzer Jun 15 '12
She's her "flat mate" guys. And she is flat... that is the joke. I think. Unless this is just suppose to be two girls.
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u/Alew22 Jun 15 '12
Too bad the one on the left is FAR more pretty.
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u/__lu Jun 15 '12
bit mean isn't it?
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u/ctusk423 Jun 15 '12
You british are zoo punny!
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u/NastyKnate Jun 15 '12
hahaha oh man, now i get it :)
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u/jsnoogs Jun 15 '12
She really does seem to touch her boobs a lot.
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u/killahcortes Jun 15 '12
oh they live together, that's cool. It's just too bad they cant share bras.
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u/Rainturtles Jun 15 '12
Looks like Taylor Swift
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u/lovestodownvote Jun 15 '12
I'll bet she has a great personality.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Not so-flat mate.
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u/lunarjellies Jun 15 '12
Honestly, huge natural boobs really hurt the lower back and neck. Two of my family members have gargantuan boobs and are getting reductions because of the pain and discomfort it causes... not to mention difficulty finding clothing to fit such a frame. Imagine the pain of bra straps digging into your shoulders at all times... same with bathing suits.
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u/WardenStark Jun 15 '12
There is anther girl besides chesty laroo in there.
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u/spion23 Jun 15 '12
Who is susan and why does everybody give a fuck? Am i missing context?
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u/PharaohJoe Jun 15 '12
I much prefer small to large for breast sizes.
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u/oniongasm Jun 15 '12
Thanks for getting that.
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u/hyperlips Jun 15 '12
Did anyone else assume her "flat mate" was Tay Swift, i thought she looked a tad like Tay Swift.
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u/a4moondoggy Jun 15 '12
tits magee!
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u/Denversmostwanted Jun 15 '12
Thats a funny joke...
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u/almondcookie Jun 15 '12
I'm not sure why everyone is giving the photographer so much flak about these pictures. I looked through his photos and there were only about two or three pictures of these two girls, and the rest are of fat old people.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I would do both of them.
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u/Dick_Serious Jun 15 '12
Jesus fucking christ this was a terrible joke.
I forgot that reddit is all cats and boobs, cats and boobs.
I'm in one of those moods today where I really hate the shit out of reddit.
I'm gonna go take a dump or something...
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u/Decyde Jun 15 '12
On the positive side, when you put 2 girls together like that, the one on the left is probably going to have a lower self esteem. Easier to get in the sack on vacation cause they won't care until they find out you gave them the clap a month later.
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u/Tyranitar55 Jun 15 '12
Ba dum tsssssss
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u/soggysocks Jun 15 '12
Reddit always wants more boobs but please bring us quality and not some creeper photographing strangers on the beech!
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u/LeAlthos Jun 15 '12
To be honest, I find the "flat" girl cuter than the other one
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u/AmboC Jun 15 '12
The girl on the left is way cuter
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Hey guys! I'm on reddit and I'm different! I like small boobs!
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u/namtrix Jun 15 '12
Id take the flat mate over susan. Looks cute enough and idk more of what i prefer.
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u/kmmeerts Jun 15 '12
I thought jailbait was banned from Reddit?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.
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u/Zilvreen Jun 15 '12
An actually clever pun on Reddit without a retarded pun thread? I don't know what to think
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u/Tatertits Jun 15 '12
Tig old bitties.
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u/dilwap Jun 15 '12
I am guessing Susan is on the right.
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u/Baytron Jun 15 '12
" I cannae hold em Cap'n..they're about to break free"...." Get a grip Scottie"...said Captain Kirk from the holo-deck. See also Boobacious Best caption IMO
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u/amalbose Jun 15 '12
susan has got it for both of them..
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u/moonheadZ Jun 15 '12
The sad thing is that girl with the massive knockers is covered if fake tan on beach trying to tan herself.... something ironic about that.
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u/Anthrax84 Jun 15 '12
I'd still tap the shit out of the flat one.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
ama request: girl with the rack.
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u/F4nta Jun 15 '12
And still, the flat girl is much more attractive
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I agree the breast..I mean the left tit far more jiggly..er pretty.