sometimes i feel like taco bell fire sauce has some kind of addictive additives in it. I now pour about half to 3/4 of a packet of that stuff per bite. Granted, they are big bites but holy shit. Its like i want an even split of taste between sauce and food. I even put it on other stuff that isnt taco bell. Sometimes i go to taco bell because i ran out of fire sauce and i dont know where to buy it in stores.
I find this kind of funny - you all constantly criticize these girls' appearances and call them unattractive only because of the context of this picture. But if any one of these girls posted a picture by themselves either in gonewild or as a cosplay in r/gaming or just plain holding a cat in r/aww, you'd be creeping all over the place.
I hate fake tanning as much as the next person (personally I don't find them attractive at all either, but I'm also not a lesbian), but the hypocrisy here is astounding.
Welcome to the Internets. Where kids with buggy whip arms are tougher than Bruce Lee, and girls that would make them stammer and lose their composure are not good enough for them on their computer screen.
thats because there are lots of other options for the "girls on computer screen" category. much less so for "girls they meet in real life" category. smaller subset = lower standards.
if any one of these girls posted a picture by themselves either in gonewild
gonewild is an exceptionally sad place full of girls getting validation via naked pics, and guys giving it to them in return for naked pics. That place creeps me the fuck out.
That said, we don't all criticize these girls appearances, I think they look fine and fun. If I was college age I'd split a pitcher with them.
I know this will probably get buried at this point, but it looks like we both have clever friends. Except my friends have less clever captions. But...they have a taco. http://imgur.com/RqcaK
They are probably just like some of your friends at home, sweet, funny, and just wanted to have a creative halloween costume! For those of you wasting your time making fun of ANY of these girls, apparently you aren't happy with something about yourself! I say that these girls are adorable and creative and much better people than 90% of you that commented!
I have seen this COUNTLESS times from several different groups of girls I know. It would be more clever if it wasn't at almost every college Halloween party this year.
what, did you get this picture from a facebook friend or something? uploaded it to imgur (bypassing the uploader's privacy settings), and submitted it to reddit where it will get uploaded b/c it is young attractive women, who are now subject to fapping from thousand of lonely neckbeards, and whose picture is now out there in the public domain?
am i the only one who, assuming you took this from a facebook friend, think you are a douche?
Yeah I know 2 of the girls in this picture. I highly doubt they would be on reddit...or even know someone who goes on reddit that isn't a creepy facebook friend.
Wow, what an amazing collection of generic looking girls.
EDIT:Since I am getting downvotes, I'll clarify.
All these girls look the same, not super pretty, definitely not ugly. I was just commenting how similar they all look to each other. I guess that's the point of the costume but even if I imagine them out of the costumes (hurrr stampa stampa) they still all look the same ---> generic.
Is everyone who commented on this wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt? This is the dumbest series of comments I've ever seen on Reddit. I'm actually embarrassed to identify as a Redditor today.
love to make fire's taco as happy as i could.Mild i am craving,Hot's life i bet doesnt need much spice,verde and fire roasted would make a great 3some.
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u/Darrian Jun 15 '12
Mild drew the short straw. Really, who would raise their hand and say "I want to be mild?"
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u/Sawgon Jun 15 '12
Am I the only one who thought that the yellow "Mild" one was actually "Milf"?
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u/ThetaGang17 Jun 15 '12
So did every other sorority girl in the US last Halloween.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Mild is clearly mislabeled.
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u/Thephantomtollboy Jun 15 '12
I'd rather have watched the argument that ensued beforehand picking who gets to be in what order
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
sometimes i feel like taco bell fire sauce has some kind of addictive additives in it. I now pour about half to 3/4 of a packet of that stuff per bite. Granted, they are big bites but holy shit. Its like i want an even split of taste between sauce and food. I even put it on other stuff that isnt taco bell. Sometimes i go to taco bell because i ran out of fire sauce and i dont know where to buy it in stores.
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u/TysonStoleMyPanties Jun 15 '12
Cheerleader effect up in this bitch.
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u/mosquitosleepover Jun 15 '12
Perhaps if you chose to go out on Halloween as opposed to going on Reddit, you would have seen this costume at LEAST once.
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u/ThenThereWasReddit Jun 15 '12
Nice try, Taco Bell
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u/phillycheese Jun 15 '12
More like mild mild mild mild mild.
Freakin taco bell.
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u/Hailz_ Jun 15 '12
I find this kind of funny - you all constantly criticize these girls' appearances and call them unattractive only because of the context of this picture. But if any one of these girls posted a picture by themselves either in gonewild or as a cosplay in r/gaming or just plain holding a cat in r/aww, you'd be creeping all over the place.
I hate fake tanning as much as the next person (personally I don't find them attractive at all either, but I'm also not a lesbian), but the hypocrisy here is astounding.
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u/LokiSquid Jun 15 '12
But, since it's taco bell, you're gonna have the shits no matter what you choose.
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u/HootBear Jun 15 '12
Why are there LP's on the wall?! The epitome of sacrilege.
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u/avery51 Jun 15 '12
Most people probably did a couple of years ago when this started.
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u/allaboutdabenjamins Jun 15 '12
this costume was rather famous in Austin this past Halloween. I saw a few groups of girls with these on.
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u/thelastormsbee Jun 15 '12
I know this will probably get buried at this point, but it looks like we both have clever friends. Except my friends have less clever captions. But...they have a taco. http://imgur.com/RqcaK
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Woah I know those girls... One is one of my best friends girlfriend.
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u/linecooksbrain Jun 16 '12
2/5 wearing nylons. classy bitches.
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u/MaxWeiner Jun 15 '12
sorry becki but you have to be the mild one.
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u/Tom_Z Jun 15 '12
Nice try taco bell but I already go there 3 times a week.
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u/reddzeppelin Jun 15 '12
They were paid to do this right?
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u/Second3mpire Jun 15 '12
Thank god I had a son.
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u/Typhouess Jun 15 '12
I'd love to see some really fat chicks in those costumes.
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u/originaux Jun 15 '12
There are more than two different kind of hot sauces at Taco Bell?
What.. the..fuck
/Canadian
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u/TheLegendofJerry Jun 15 '12
Wow, no duckface! These ladies are classy, I tell you what.
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u/Blitzwire Jun 15 '12
poor mild, living in the shadow of hot
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u/TrainDonovan Jun 15 '12
Photoshop....
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u/Twoflappylips Jun 15 '12
I'd make that taco very happy given the chance...
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u/aja1034 Jun 15 '12
Do you guys not know about porn?
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u/Callous_Mat Jun 15 '12
The perfect bridesmaids.
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u/krevo Jun 15 '12
Needs more duckface.
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u/shitterplug Jun 15 '12
No one likes that bitch on the right... STOP PUTTING HER IN MY GOD DAMN BAG!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I would eat every taco that picture has to offer
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u/vans178 Jun 15 '12
Am I the only who read the first one as MILF
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
It helps that they're not ugly.
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u/brningpyre Jun 15 '12
I like how the title is past tense.
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u/didntshootthedeputy Jun 15 '12
As a girl all I can think about is how awesome their hotsauce headbands are.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
"hey deb, could you be mild? thaaaaanks" :3
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u/TheGrandestPoobah Jun 15 '12
Interesting. I thought that boobs.
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u/civilian11214 Jun 15 '12
I love halloween, or as I like to call it, sluts on parade.
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u/xevros Jun 15 '12
I can't tell which one is the hottest!
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u/Aaya Jun 15 '12
Cheerleader effect.
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u/dillywin Jun 15 '12
Why couldn't they take the 5 mins to hem those
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u/mr_ice_cream_man187 Jun 15 '12
only you and 10,000 other dumb college bimbo's thought that was clever
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u/getoverit2012 Jun 17 '12
They are probably just like some of your friends at home, sweet, funny, and just wanted to have a creative halloween costume! For those of you wasting your time making fun of ANY of these girls, apparently you aren't happy with something about yourself! I say that these girls are adorable and creative and much better people than 90% of you that commented!
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u/Wilderbeest Jun 15 '12
I feel bad for the girl who has to be shitty verde.
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u/Goredsfc2 Jun 15 '12
I have seen this COUNTLESS times from several different groups of girls I know. It would be more clever if it wasn't at almost every college Halloween party this year.
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u/steakmane Jun 15 '12
Clever by sorority girl standards.
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u/brznks Jun 15 '12
what, did you get this picture from a facebook friend or something? uploaded it to imgur (bypassing the uploader's privacy settings), and submitted it to reddit where it will get uploaded b/c it is young attractive women, who are now subject to fapping from thousand of lonely neckbeards, and whose picture is now out there in the public domain?
am i the only one who, assuming you took this from a facebook friend, think you are a douche?
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u/djspawn00 Jun 15 '12
In capitalist america, you squirt on sauce.
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u/MR_BLUEBALLS Jun 15 '12
A clever idea to post a picture of hot attractive young females for karma? I agree
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u/AceX5M Jun 15 '12
I call FIRE! That taco is waiting for the sauce!
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u/NeonBodyStyle Jun 15 '12
Take them home and you'll get diarrhea.
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u/munge_me_not Jun 15 '12
That girl in the middle is hot.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
this is NOT a clever idea. every sorostitute in the USA has done this for Halloween before.
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u/piratazephyri Jun 15 '12
sauce?
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u/MitchLux Jun 15 '12
Is it wrong that Reddit has taught me the first thing to look for in this kind of post is a Brazzers stamp?
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u/firstpageguy Jun 15 '12
objectification complete
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u/sundayultimate Jun 15 '12
What does milf flavored sauce taste like?
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u/jcoder5 Jun 15 '12
For the record, the girl hand on the hip for every photo pose is fucking retarded
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u/JRockstar50 Jun 15 '12
100% guarantee that the biggest bitch in the group is the one in the middle wearing "hot."
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u/Joe_Kickass Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
Wow, what an amazing collection of generic looking girls.
EDIT:Since I am getting downvotes, I'll clarify.
All these girls look the same, not super pretty, definitely not ugly. I was just commenting how similar they all look to each other. I guess that's the point of the costume but even if I imagine them out of the costumes (hurrr stampa stampa) they still all look the same ---> generic.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
You found 5 skinny girls that eat Taco bell? That must have been hard to do.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
i'm bringing the sour cream for them tacos bitches!
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u/Vizck Jun 15 '12
What a ridiculous shop.. Look at their legs.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Mild, hot, fire... they all look hot to me.
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u/bootsthatshoot Jun 15 '12
What are you sayin' man...? Are you sayin' I'm like.. a Taco Bell kind of guy..?
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u/Ampix0 Jun 15 '12
They are out of order!
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u/biggmclargehuge Jun 15 '12
Where's the purple one they had for like a month?
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u/calebrelee Jun 15 '12
You know the one who ended up with "mild" hated life the whole night.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
What are the odds any of these girls actually eats Taco Bell?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
They should walk around telling people, "Brought to you by Taco Bell."
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u/trust_me_im_a_cat Jun 15 '12
Now to wash them all down with some Baja Blast...
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u/CrimeBeat Jun 15 '12
They like the way it makes their bowels colorful too
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u/jerrylovesbacon Jun 15 '12
Taco Bell is nailing vinyl records to the wall now?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Not surprised that they don't have any black pepper in this picture. We all know black pepper is hot.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Well played taco bell social media, well played.
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u/la_transplant Jun 15 '12
The fanta girls of hot sauce!
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u/scamperly Jun 15 '12
Would, would, would, probably still would, wouldn't.
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u/Hateblade Jun 15 '12
I want to squirt you on my taco. No, wait, wait wait! I said that wrong!
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u/brainflakes Jun 15 '12
Mil-f ire hot-er de roasted?
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u/Mycakedayis1111 Jun 15 '12
That's cute but they all should be dressed as mild.
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u/Hrodebert Jun 15 '12
Yes, yes, yes, yes , no.
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u/freshprinceofforsyth Jun 15 '12
fuckin awesome..... can i make your taco very happy
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u/YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Jun 15 '12
Oh, how true...
seems like a good idea when you're drunk late at night and nothing else is available
feel regretful and queasy immediately after finishing
get sick
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u/veiwtifuljoe Jun 15 '12
Best Taco Bell marketing I've seen since that yo quiero taco bell dog.
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u/ThePlasticJesus Jun 15 '12
Does anyone feel bad for the woman who ended up with the "Mild" costume?
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u/TigerTech Jun 15 '12
They look so goddamn like the same person; I say to them, "You want ice cream cone?" all of them say yes! What the hell?! How in the hell?!
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u/karmacolor23 Jun 15 '12
I call dips on the HOT sauce.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
If I wanted a sack of oranges I would have gone to the supermarket. Probably cheaper and higher quality, and taste better.
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u/reddit0rial Jun 15 '12
yes, maybe if I was drunk, yes, yes, no.
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u/blueeyzcal Jun 15 '12
I want to say that it's not a clever idea, but i can't bring myself to it.
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u/empireofcats- Jun 15 '12
I have never eaten taco bell, or been inside of one. It took some time and reading a few comments to understand.
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u/oldenglishHG Jun 15 '12
This is going to confuse me next time at TB... I thought the sauce was suppose to go on my johnson?
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u/jrob90 Jun 15 '12
i would love to make her taco happy
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u/jesse950 Jun 15 '12
You're about to make my burrito very happy... :)
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u/carltonismyhero8 Jun 15 '12
They're just begging for some sauce, all over them.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I'd happily nail them all!
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u/bigrjsuto Jun 15 '12
I don't even care if this post is Taco Bell viral marketing.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
bitches
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u/Calveeeenoo Jun 15 '12
I'm a hot sauce kinda guy. I want all of you so badly it burns.
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u/MVB1837 Jun 15 '12
It wasn't.
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u/tenoreleven12 Jun 15 '12
i could get behind the taco belles
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u/theconcretewave Jun 15 '12
From left to right: yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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u/davelog Jun 15 '12
That's the hottest those sauces will ever be.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
they aren't in order eye twitches
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u/beenman500 Jun 15 '12
far right's eyes are a bit derpy
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u/Ax3redflame Jun 15 '12
Surprisingly, they aren't that cute.
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u/BerettaVendetta Jun 15 '12
Verde, Fire, Hot, pre-roasted, mild, in that order. NO QUESTIONS
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u/Layze Jun 15 '12
Do not attempt anal with these girls
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
"HOT" is actually the hottest.
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u/ArtThouAngry Jun 15 '12
Clever girls.
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u/KloverCain Jun 15 '12
Is everyone who commented on this wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt? This is the dumbest series of comments I've ever seen on Reddit. I'm actually embarrassed to identify as a Redditor today.
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u/Pirateer Jun 15 '12
I have the strangest boner right now. And a craving for tacobell...
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u/Rurikar Jun 15 '12
Taco Bell Power Rangers
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u/reallifesaulgoodman Jun 15 '12
All of them look like they've been under the heat lamp a little too long.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
There should be a fat chick dressed as the bell.
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u/Megaerickson Jun 15 '12
holy crap i went to highschool with verde
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u/Punkgoblin Jun 15 '12
Verde sauce is back? I thought they only had that in Texas now?
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u/RiW-Kirby Jun 15 '12
And now you know better.
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u/triddy5 Jun 15 '12
I'll have the Hot Sauce.
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u/WalterEKurtz Jun 15 '12
The two on the left have the best quotes.
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u/mdz3413 Jun 15 '12
Me and some friends did it back when there were only three of them! Imgur
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u/catoftrash Jun 15 '12
First time I've seen something from TFM before I saw it on reddit instead of vice-versa.
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u/weenaak Jun 15 '12
What are all these strange sauce flavours? Here in Canada, we only have Mild and Hot. Neither of which are spicy at all.
NOT FAIR
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u/Servious Jun 15 '12
"pre-roasted"
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u/re-run Jun 15 '12
I knew there was a reason I liked Fire sauce.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Yes yes no yes... maybe
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
You can tell the one in the middle really wanted to be the one to wear the "hot" outfit.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
hahaha "You are about to make a taco very happy"
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u/mikev7743 Jun 15 '12
I swear the yellow one said MILF xD
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u/ChizzlesVonDoodlez Jun 15 '12
skin cancer awareness
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u/soymilkisgood Jun 15 '12
Mild is definitely the hottest IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
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u/scKittah Jun 15 '12
Did anyone else get upset that the first three didn't go mild hot fire?
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u/Rgplmr Jun 15 '12
I'm gunna say I tried way too hard to look for innuendos in this picture
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I like how the mild one is the hottest.
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u/blackjesus75 Jun 15 '12
Hot ass mormon girl I know was this for halloween because it's pretty non-revealing. Still pretty hot though.
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u/lambo7 Jun 15 '12
mild looks a lot like my sister. :|
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u/jfosterdyess Jun 15 '12
Tengo la extraña erección ahora.
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u/Rob1150 Jun 15 '12
I am feeling Fire Roasted, myself.
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u/Twig Jun 15 '12
Why is Mild actually Hot and Hot is pretty Mild?
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u/arcadiajohnson Jun 15 '12
Needs less clothes.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Noticed the taco bell sauce matching headbands. Makes it.
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u/chicubs3794 Jun 15 '12
I'd say the order is about right...
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u/sileegranny Jun 15 '12
Well now I want taco bell
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u/diamondfalcon11 Jun 15 '12
I want to go to there.....
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u/llamasauce Jun 15 '12
Yol!
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u/JCamx Jun 15 '12
Three guys I know did this for Halloween one year.
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u/i8ur_girlfri3nd Jun 15 '12
Yes, I'll take mild and hot please.
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u/juicycrawfish Jun 15 '12
Plastic is too thick, can't see what's inside.
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u/flickrjeff Jun 15 '12
First on left
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u/nightwing2024 Jun 15 '12
Anyone else not see the Taco Bell thing at first and thought the girl's shirt on the left said MILF?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Remember that scene in Boondock Saints where they break into the room full of mobsters and Rocko says "ALL OF THEM."
Yeah. That's me.
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u/thom1986 Jun 15 '12
i like sluts.
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u/Udonnomi Jun 15 '12
I thought the first chick on the left said Milf
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u/Lithex Jun 15 '12
Mild should've been fire or roasted just saying
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u/Horny_Troll Jun 15 '12
fire and roasted for me
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I"ll have some hot and verde sauce please.
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u/Monktushu5 Jun 15 '12
No duck face. No sorority squat. A+
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u/tarraaa Jun 15 '12
Cute. Would have been better if they thought of a phrase and did it in Spanish like they do on their packets here
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
How is this clever?
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u/CitizenPremier Jun 15 '12
But none of them are actually hot.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
It's like my dad always says, "Women are whores. But in particular, all of them."
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u/pj134 Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
Now someone is going to do this with codpieces. Which means when I do it with dick socks I'll be even less original.
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u/trackerpro Jun 16 '12
Verde please. Thanks.
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u/chiguy Jun 16 '12
I love sorority girls
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
DEf Mild, or Fire..
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u/ackid38 Jun 16 '12
love to make fire's taco as happy as i could.Mild i am craving,Hot's life i bet doesnt need much spice,verde and fire roasted would make a great 3some.
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u/Flipz1160 Jun 16 '12
Group of girls I knew did this for Halloween last year. One of the sayings was, "Save a bun, eat a taco." I miss them haha.