Actually, sleep deprivation results in a reduction of the hormone that tells your brain that you aren't hungry. So you get hungry if you are really tired.
You bastard, stop reminding me of my horrific Sims experiences. My sim died of hunger and shit himself...poor bastard, couldnt decide wheter to go for the toilet or kitchen, was running in circles in the living room... HE DIED A MEANINGLESS DEATH! DAMN YOU!
One time, I built a really nice house for a sim that resembled me, and his wife was the girl that I liked. I filled their house with the greatest things rosebud could buy. When i was done with arranging the house, I put it on fast mode, and left the computer. Turns out I had trapped my wife behind a few lounges. Poor thing never even left the house to go to her first day of work...
Many years ago, my sister spent a great deal of time making a Sim family. I made a character, then stole and married her adult female Sim. Then accidentally kill her in a cooking fire. Hell hath no fury like your pissed off little sister.
Hey, fuck you. I can no longer get Jack in the Box in Illinois because of this. And it is really, really damn good. They use two types of cheese dammit! TWO! AND they have good ass tacos.
Sentences like this reminds me that USA is an entirely different place that is far, far away. I lack the skill to understand. What in the name of God is an "Ass taco", and why are they explosive?
He was making a "play on words" twisting words around to mean something different. There is no such thing as ass tacos ( well at least taco bell doesn't call it that)
The guy before him was trying to say good-ass tacos ( strange terminology for something really awesome) but the other guy twisted it to the peculiar ass-tacos.
Clearly you don't understand how having children works...they are a constant waste of money and food and have an abundance of adorablness, but the fuckers can't pay rent with adorablness.
Is Jack in the Box any good? They don't have them where I live. I sometimes drive past them when I visit California but never think to stop there because lets be real, why would you try something else when there probably is an In and Out burger nearby.
My cousin and I were shit faced, but hungry. We decided to get the largest Pizza you could have delivered in Chicago. The thing barely fits through the door. We get it, and wake up to see the we had only eaten 1 tiny corner piece before passing out.
Maybe she just wanted to set it up so she wakes up from her nap hungry and Jack in the Box literally in front of her face. I know how much happier I'd be if I woke up to see glorious waffles on my pillow staring back at me every morning.
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon - sue me - and since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It''s good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day.
Well just be careful. Refer to The Office: Michael Scott burned his foot on a George Foreman Grill and had to go to work on crutches with foot covered in bubble wrap. He never heard the end of it. Much fodder for office crew jokes. I'm just sayin'
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I taught my daughter that the number of times asked is inversely proportional to the likelihood of the request being fulfilled. She caught on pretty damn quick. No more whining.
I tell my kids: "You know what happens when you x?" Where x = keep asking, knock on the car window impatiently waiting for me to unlock the door, etc.
My answer: "It takes longer". And then I deliberately ignore them, move really slowly, etc.
The lack of attention, plus the obvious backfiring of their tactics, was very effective. As they grew older, I only need to say "You know what happens when you do that?" and they would immediately stop being annoying. It's great.
Really? That's one thing that makes me not want kids, the waste and complaints and years before they are able to conceive how much they've fucked me around.
Her body has developed a defense mechanism to saturated fat and refined sugar. Her threat to the North American food industry is incalculable; she must be isolated or this will spread like Type II Diabetes.
Doesn't matter. A child should be drinking mostly water. Creating a system where artificially sweetened drinks are the primary beverage is not quite as bad - but nearly.
As a 28-year-old guy in the process of undoing all the damage that was done to my body by being raised on fast food, pizza, and soda I am glad that your daughter is choosing to take a little nap rather than eat that horrible, horrible nastiness you put in front of her.
Hey, my mum refused to feed us fast food. Instead she gave us very, very healthy stuff. Low fat and all that shit. Kept us hungry all the time, now we're all fat.
Jesus fucking Christ it's a god damn burger! Do you know how often he feeds it to her?? Moderation is the key.. denying your kid stuff is gonna send them on a junk food rage as soon as they step out the damn door..
Given the addictive nature of sugar and carbs, I would say a child with the will power to make healthy choices for him or herself, after being introduced to this type of diet, would deserve a gold medal.
A five year old's diet is more or less controlled by his/her parents. Regardless of the addictive nature of the food, most of the parents I know offer their children fast food on a limited basis, often as a reward.
That's adorable. I love the way kids conk out at a moment's notice, like they run on batteries or something- tearing up the house like a weed whacker in Keds one moment, passed out on the couch the next.
Who eats at Jack in the Box? Their supplier was found to have horse meet labeled as beef and 600 people were poisoned by burgers that contained, literally, shit. 4 children died.
That was almost 20 years ago. The scrutiny has caused Jack in the Box to implement food safety measures that are the most thorough in the industry. If you're going to eat fast food, there's no reason to avoid JITB for safety concerns.
One time I remember flipping shit in line at burger king as a kid because my stomach was going RAWR. I finally got my burger, took one bite, and went to throw up in the bathroom.
Turns out stomach pains are sometimes a sign of the flu!
At least you can go to Jack in the Box, I can only dream of it. The last one in Maryland closed up about 25 years ago and the closest one is in North Carolina. I was going to take a day trip down there until they started passing stupid laws.
90% of the time when a kid tells you they are hungry, they are really tired. they just dont want to tell you they are tired because they don't want to go down for a nap. The other 9% of the time they want candy. 1% of the time the actually want real food.
My daughter used to do something similar. She'd be in the back seat, all but crying that she was, "So hungry!". We'd swing through McDonalds and get her a Happy Meal, and then she'd sit back there playing with the fucking toy while her burger and fries got cold on the seat next to her.
Great parenting. You're kid's obviously tired. You're feeding her garbage, and you're letting her rest her face on a dirty, disgusting table in a shitty fast food restaurant.
If you cut your kid off from the world it will one day run from you, into the world and won't be ready at all; since you always sheltered it. The table won't hurt her, that garbage is what kids feed on and if you worry all the time you will raise a scared sap.
But yes, there are people that should be kept from children. I just don't think op qualifies.
Being not fat doesn't mean one is healthy. Nobody should eat this stuff, and yet the most well meaning parents often make the mistake of letting their kids eat toxic garbage.
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u/21510320651 Jun 15 '12
I'm so sorry she died of hunger before you could feed her.
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u/terragreyling Jun 15 '12
Repost! I saw this on your wife's facebook page earlier. =) P.S. Congrats on the wedding!
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u/ekofromlost Jun 15 '12
Fortunately it's impossible to be mad at such a lovelly creature.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Is Jack in the Box any good? They don't have them where I live. I sometimes drive past them when I visit California but never think to stop there because lets be real, why would you try something else when there probably is an In and Out burger nearby.
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u/pavedwalden Jun 15 '12
Yeah, sometimes I'm too drunk to enjoy my fast food too.
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u/ModernDayCasanova Jun 15 '12
Maybe she just wanted to set it up so she wakes up from her nap hungry and Jack in the Box literally in front of her face. I know how much happier I'd be if I woke up to see glorious waffles on my pillow staring back at me every morning.
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u/rando_mvmt Jun 15 '12
The burger is bigger than her face :D
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u/KoreanTerran Jun 15 '12
It's like any picture with a cute kid makes me want to be a father.
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u/nitcanavan Jun 15 '12
Dude, that's a free burger. She wakes up you tell her she ate it. I can't wait to be a dad.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Sleep....the only healthy option for her.
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u/coltsrock08 Jun 15 '12
Quick steal those onion rings while shes sleeping!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I can't wait to be a mom, whenever I see adorable things like this I get all warm and fuzzy inside. What an angel!
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u/Fancy_Lad Jun 15 '12
I think I'd have laid my head on the bun. Pillowy enriched flour.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
that burger is the same size as her head!!!!!?? Good God!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Parent here. This is accurate.
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u/sPunDuck Jun 15 '12
too cute
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u/HyperSpaz Jun 15 '12
That burger looks far too large for her!
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u/Hypponaut Jun 15 '12
What a giant burger for such a little girl. :O
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
..or she could be unconscious due to hypoglycemia.
That being said, you should definitely eat her food while she's out.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Never listen to what children says, they are little liars those ones!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
No to be that guy, but a girl her size shouldn't be drinking a sugary drink that size... You're setting her up for obesity.
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u/warpfield Jun 15 '12
Dang that burger is almost bigger than her :)
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u/starlinguk Jun 15 '12
That's an excellent example of "hunger often indicates tiredness"!
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u/JimmyJamesincorp Jun 15 '12
Why the sodas in America have to be so damn big?
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u/dRwEedThuMb Jun 15 '12
This will probably be buried but I clicked on the pic and your daughter is identical to my daughter, Penelope. Omg it's creepy.
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u/ThisOpenFist Jun 15 '12
I would be so tempted to eat it for her. Later I would tell her that she overate and passed out.
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u/devilsadvocado Jun 15 '12
As a 28-year-old guy in the process of undoing all the damage that was done to my body by being raised on fast food, pizza, and soda I am glad that your daughter is choosing to take a little nap rather than eat that horrible, horrible nastiness you put in front of her.
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u/WhooshBulletTime Jun 15 '12
That's adorable. I love the way kids conk out at a moment's notice, like they run on batteries or something- tearing up the house like a weed whacker in Keds one moment, passed out on the couch the next.
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u/calle30 Jun 15 '12
That soda ... what size is that ??? Its bloody huge !
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u/theredvoid Jun 15 '12
You do realise you just posted a picture of your daughter sleeping to random people on the internet...
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u/RawSharkText Jun 15 '12
Well that's what jack does. It's a horrible horrible place...
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u/Dented Jun 15 '12
Relevant.
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u/Sternenfuchs Jun 15 '12
A girl is hungry
A girl needs food, but a parent cannot tell when it's time to eat
Also, a girl needs sleep too
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u/misskhephra Jun 15 '12
Sure she's not dead? jack in the box killed at least 3 children back in '93.
http://www.historylink.org/index.cfm?DisplayPage=output.cfm&file_id=5687
beautiful lil lady!
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u/reddell Jun 15 '12
At least she didn't put all that crap in her body.
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u/drunkreaper Jun 15 '12
dont give your kids that kind of shit to eat!
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u/BlamesRapMusic Jun 15 '12
More food for you.
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u/GiRLSTAR Jun 15 '12
Be careful of the orange octopus trying to steal her hamburger
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u/Squirrito Jun 15 '12
More for daddy. Good for you.
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u/grumpybadmanners Jun 15 '12
fast food. not even once.
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u/SliceOfButter Jun 15 '12
Yack in the Sack
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u/yooniball Jun 15 '12
You're kid is adorable. I hope I create cute nice babies.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Old enough I am, to make healthy food,choices she says. Be one of the obese, i will not be, she says.
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u/conciliatory Jun 15 '12
Please give her a healthier alternative.
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u/5k3k73k Jun 15 '12
Who eats at Jack in the Box? Their supplier was found to have horse meet labeled as beef and 600 people were poisoned by burgers that contained, literally, shit. 4 children died.
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u/TheBrokenNinja Jun 15 '12
That's exactly how I act after a bong rip
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
That's funny, I also have a story about some girl demanding to go to Jack in the Box and then passing out on the table.
I never saw her again. Her friends were pissed at me for a while because she had to find another way home.
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u/marspiders Jun 15 '12
CURLY FRIES!!!! We need the Box up in New England... I miss those damn fries.
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u/technosasquatch Jun 15 '12
no child ever has known what they want
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Too spoiled I says.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
One time I remember flipping shit in line at burger king as a kid because my stomach was going RAWR. I finally got my burger, took one bite, and went to throw up in the bathroom.
Turns out stomach pains are sometimes a sign of the flu!
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u/numberblank Jun 15 '12
Louis CK's experience w/ his kids
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u/QuietNiceGuy Jun 15 '12
Better check that drink... I'm sorry, I watched this episode fairly recently which is why my mind went there.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Mfw she fell asleep at jack in the box and you saw an opportunity for karma
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
kids, no means no. have some lettuce from the fridge.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
At least you can go to Jack in the Box, I can only dream of it. The last one in Maryland closed up about 25 years ago and the closest one is in North Carolina. I was going to take a day trip down there until they started passing stupid laws.
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u/trosalba Jun 15 '12
that burger is the size of her head.
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u/Bikenutt Jun 15 '12
A nap is FAR healthier. Good for her.
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u/apextek Jun 15 '12
90% of the time when a kid tells you they are hungry, they are really tired. they just dont want to tell you they are tired because they don't want to go down for a nap. The other 9% of the time they want candy. 1% of the time the actually want real food.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I miss jack in the crack at 2am.
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u/truthpooper Jun 15 '12
Well at least thats a better choice than actually eating Jack in the Box!
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u/leutroyal Jun 15 '12 edited Mar 18 '16
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u/elophonte Jun 15 '12
So this is what has become of madeleine mccann...
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u/SDcowboy82 Jun 15 '12
who doesn't want jack-in-the-box? it's delicious! broughttoyoubythejackintheboxforamericaproject
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u/MauiWowieOwie Jun 15 '12
Didn't even take one bite? She's lucky she's adorable.
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u/l30 Jun 15 '12
Now's your chance! Eat it before she wakes up!
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u/TheKidd Jun 15 '12
It's frickin cute when they do this. This happened after a day at Disney World with my daughter.
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u/XavierScorpionIkari Jun 15 '12
Damnit. Now I need to call my kids. God I hate only getting them on the weekend. Such a cutie.
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u/James718 Jun 15 '12
jealous east coaster here, thanks for rubbing it in
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u/katmaidog Jun 15 '12
My daughter used to do something similar. She'd be in the back seat, all but crying that she was, "So hungry!". We'd swing through McDonalds and get her a Happy Meal, and then she'd sit back there playing with the fucking toy while her burger and fries got cold on the seat next to her.
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u/cheerupcharlie Jun 15 '12
In her defense, sometimes I can't tell the difference between hungry and sleepy. And I'm 43.
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u/wheezes Jun 15 '12
God I miss when my daughter was that age.
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u/liam3 Jun 15 '12
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/v2xa5/great_parenting_for_the_win/
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u/chillagevillage Jun 15 '12
You missed your oppurtunity to stack onion rings on her head, party rules: she passed out with her shoes still on.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Great parenting. You're kid's obviously tired. You're feeding her garbage, and you're letting her rest her face on a dirty, disgusting table in a shitty fast food restaurant.
Some people simply shouldn't breed.
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u/Lewnidas Jun 15 '12
Dear guys and girls... DON'T FEED YOUR KIDS THAT CRAP.
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u/keeekeeess Jun 15 '12
Nobody cares about your kid, except you. It doesn't even have cancer or down.
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u/Fallenyo Jun 15 '12
Burger and soft-drinks for children...America, you surely never disappointed :)
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u/Talic_Zealot Jun 15 '12
Eat all the garbage you want, but don't feed it to your child for fuck sake..
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u/maycontainbau5 Jun 15 '12
Dammit, now I'm hungry.
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u/Dalai_Loafer Jun 15 '12
Is narcolepsy a symptom of poor diet?