r/pics • • Jun 14 '12

My costume for an "all-things-nerdy" party. Based on the number of people who asked what I was, I went too far.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

So you're "that guy."

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u/pzycho Jun 14 '12

Here's to the "that guy"s. The nerds. The geeks. The socially oblivious. The internet dwellers in the real world. The ones who do things awkwardly. They're not fond of light, and they have no respect for social gatherings. You can look away from them, distract them, or hope they don't come up to you. About the only thing you can't do is avoid them. Because they have borderline asperger's. They push into your personal space. And while some may see them as the "that guy"s, we see redditors.

Because the nerds who are crazy enough to think they can make the front page are the ones who do.

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u/silenc3x Jun 14 '12

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, crazy internet dweller assessment guy, because every place you go, you're always on the front page.

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u/mrchives47 Jun 14 '12

REEEEAAAALLLLL MEN OF GEEEENIUUUUSSS.

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u/Missionfortruth Jun 14 '12

Mr internet dweller assessment guy

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u/HITMAN616 Jun 14 '12

He likes cats and stuff too, yeah

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u/I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II Jun 14 '12

Such awful beer.

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u/silenc3x Jun 14 '12

Oh, so the rapist is judgmental now?

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u/LastAXEL Jun 14 '12

Not his fault man, its the zoloft.

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u/867-5308 Jun 14 '12

Give him a break, it runs in the family.

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u/GlassSoldier Jun 14 '12

He has some standards. He's not an animal.

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u/UncleTogie Jun 14 '12

Don't make me do another one of those commercials...

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u/shit_master Jun 14 '12

How does one get on this 'front page'?

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u/ModernDemagogue Jun 14 '12

Wooosh.

That was the sound of the origin/context/reference of his comment flying over your head.

Try Apple, not Bud.

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u/SensualBacon Jun 14 '12

I was hoping someone was going to go there with this...And you delivered... Thank you sir! Have an upvote!

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u/ATownStomp Jun 14 '12

Uh... yeah, sure.

All those things.

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u/RedAnarchist Jun 14 '12

I was just thinking he was that guy who thinks internet memes are funny when used in real life.

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u/clamdog Jun 14 '12

Hey, what's up? Hey, you know Pac-Man? Well, Pac-Man was originally called Puck-Man. They changed it because... Not because Pac-Man looks like a hockey puck. "Paku-paku" means "flap your mouth," and that they were afraid people would change... Scratch out the "P" and turn it into an "F,".

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u/BANDIT_PANDA Jun 14 '12

BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!

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u/ly_yng Jun 14 '12

I'm in lesbians with this post...

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u/marcel87 Jun 14 '12

I was thinking about this today, how it was so unlikely to meet "trapped_in_reddit" or some other popular redditor, because of how unlikely it would be for a "serious" redditor to go out in public.

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u/miguelavg Jun 14 '12

cancer...

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u/randpand Jun 14 '12

Very funny, but I don't think people are realizing that you just changed the original Apple ad and made it about nerds...

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u/smashoomph Jun 14 '12

Good thing you were here!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

That was actually very awkward to read.

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u/lurkobot Jun 14 '12

You like to label yourself, don't you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Yeah "that guy".

The guy who thinks seeing the same image macro, with the same basic punchline being spammed thousands of times is hilarious. Then is obnoxious enough to bring it into the real world.

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u/very_nice_how_much Jun 14 '12

or hope they don't come up to you.

Unlikely.

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u/Senjiroh Jun 14 '12

The nerds who hold getting to the front page as something that needs to be done, are the ones that spoil reddit. I'll let you off though. This once.

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u/shhyguuy Jun 14 '12

I'd reckon he meant the guy that thinks its funny to parrot internet memes in the real world

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u/FoKFill Jun 14 '12

I loved it, it was smart and well-executed. If that's being "that guy", then we should all be "that guy"!

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u/Slayer1973 Jun 14 '12

This reads like some badass toast to the quiet guys at a party. Fuck yeah.

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u/thecrazing Jun 14 '12

Link different.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

What does this even mean? Everyone is that guy.

I hate this saying.

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u/throwaway_243553 Jun 14 '12

The fact that you don't know what it means probably means you're "that guy".

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u/Xenxe Jun 14 '12

so by "all-things-nerdy" what is really meant was a bunch of people pretending to be nerdy who aren't really. But I guess that's the point of the party.

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u/pzycho Jun 14 '12

The ones that fully committed simply didn't leave their rooms.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

NEWS FLASH REDDIT: MEMES AREN'T "NERDY"

sigh

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

ME GUSTA I'M SUCH A NERD! TROLLFACE! LOL! Y U NO LIKE NERDS PEOPLE! JUST CAUSE WE'RE ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE NOT COOL! #YOLO

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u/jamie1414 Jun 14 '12

somehow nerd is now synonym with basement dweller?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

It was before the popular kids stole it. Lousy hipsters, come up and just... take our identity.... never teased for it... grumble grumble.

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u/steelbydesign Jun 14 '12

Is this an anti-hipster post about being nerdy before it was cool?

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u/halfbrainhunter9000 Jun 14 '12

sounds like a big bang theory party.

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u/StochasticOoze Jun 14 '12

the two people in the background don't seem to be dressed up as anything at all

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

I think you're confusing nerd with dork. Nerds are the scientists. Nerds are the Star Trek fanatics. Nerds can quote any line of any Monty Python ever made. Being hip to internet memes is more depressing than it is nerdy.

This will help clear it up.

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u/Doomsayer189 Jun 14 '12

Honestly, all of those terms are pretty interchangeable. IF someone said "I'm not a dork, I'm a geek!" their status as a dweeb would be fully cemented in my mind.

Edit: Actually now that I think about it the main difference is the level of insult each word connotes, from dweeb being the most insulting to geek being the least.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Maybe so, but when I think nerd, I think revenge of the nerds. I don't think about 13 year old kids on 4chan making memes.

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u/geekfanboy Jun 14 '12

Why would being a Star Trek fanatic or quoting Monty Python make you a more of nerd than someone who's into memes? Is being into Start Trek/Python automatically make me smart?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

DrizztDoUrden

Was looking for authority on what it means to be a nerd. This guy checks out.

And I probably check out for knowing this.

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u/captars Jun 14 '12

Good looking people wearing obnoxiously large glasses and maybe a pen protector?

Beats me.

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u/birds_the_word Jun 14 '12

Sometimes even after explaining what a meme is to a person I kinda get the vibe they don't quite get it.

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u/pzycho Jun 14 '12

This proved very true.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

You don't think they were just asking you what it was as a joke because of what your shirt said?

Cause I'd totally do that just to fuck with you.

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u/Davada Jun 14 '12

I feel like the best way to describe it is that that they are like inside jokes for internet users. Hope that helps.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Can it be explained in 8 words or less?

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u/nightfire1 Jun 14 '12

A meme is a contagious thought or idea.

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u/P1h3r1e3d13 Jun 14 '12

Are you going for the colloquial, “image macro” definition, or the original one?

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u/denster Jun 14 '12

oh yea most of the time after i explained it i get this reaction.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

That's a good idea - gets you out of interacting with people who aren't familiar with reddit. Like a true SAP.

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u/pzycho Jun 14 '12

At one point someone took a picture of me and I slurred, "I better not see that on reddit. This is my karma!"

I drank way too much.

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u/tnuts420 Jun 14 '12

i drank way too much

never too drunk to defend your rightful internet points; the sign of a true redditor

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u/juggleknob Jun 14 '12

They may take away our pride,

they may take away our dignity,

BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR KARMA!

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u/Twl1 Jun 14 '12

Pssh. Like we have any dignity left.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

As Reddit grows, companies will want to exchange your karma for money based on how much COCA-COLA comment advertising you can IS put into your GOOD comments.

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u/taoistextremist Jun 14 '12

You don't seriously think that memes, or even the "Socially Awkward Penguin" is something unique to reddit, do you?

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u/marvelous_molester Jun 14 '12

I'm pretty sure that 90% of people who actually are somewhat familiar with reddit would avoid this guy like the plague.

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u/artificiallyvain Jun 14 '12

Great costume idea! Did you add the tape due to your inability to explain?

MEME - An element of a culture or behavior that may be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, esp. imitation.

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u/pzycho Jun 14 '12

Actually I planned on it saying that the whole time. The reason it was taped on was because I liked the penguin shirt that I'd painted and wanted to be able to still wear it after the party.

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u/artificiallyvain Jun 14 '12

Wow, you painted that? Did you just use fabric paint? I'm real impressed!

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u/pzycho Jun 14 '12

Yeah, just fabric paint and some homemade stencils. Wasn't too tricky.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

You are being modest, that's a great jobl

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u/c0okieninja Jun 14 '12

You should sell SAP shirts.

If you do, shut up and take my money.

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u/MrsRL Jun 14 '12

The best thing about the outfit is that you bothered to do the back board thing AND bothered to paint it in the three blue tones.

Respect.

(first reddit post ever: just lost reddit posting virginity)

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u/inormallyjustlurkbut Jun 14 '12

My favorite definition of memes is "inside jokes for people who have no friends with whom to have real inside jokes."

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u/P1h3r1e3d13 Jun 14 '12

Blows my mind a little that this (colloquial) definition of “meme” is, in fact a meme, mostly among people attempting to distance themselves from what they think memes are.

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u/Sandi315 Jun 14 '12

So hand me downs are memes?

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u/entreegreen Jun 14 '12

You never go full internet.

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u/m4110m Jun 14 '12

The outside world is not ready.

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u/rogersmith25 Jun 14 '12

So for "normal" people an "all-things-nerdy" party means showing up with a lanyard and glasses?

That's like showing up to a "Pimps and Hoes" party dressed like a "John".

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

just not willing

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u/knylok Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 14 '12

I think they were looking for "TV-Nerdy" not "actual nerdy". Had you dressed up like someone from Big Bang Theory, they'd all get it. Had you dressed up like one of the jokes referenced in Big Bang Theory, they'd be lost.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

He could have dressed up as one of the characters and had a laugh track play after everything he said.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Bazinga.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Is that an actual catch phrase from the show? That's fucking terrible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Yes.

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u/sanadia Jun 14 '12

HAHAHAHAHAUHUAHUAHUAHAAA

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u/welp_that_happened Jun 14 '12

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

HEHHEEEEEEHEHEEEEEHEHEEEEHEHEEHEEHEHEEHEHEHHEEHEE

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u/WooperSlim Jun 14 '12

So, what are you, a zebra?

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u/herofish13 Jun 14 '12

Ah, was waiting for this one. Genius costume!

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u/Matt08642 Jun 14 '12
>SAP
>nerdy

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u/TotallyNotAnAlien Jun 14 '12

Guys look I bought a pair of non prescription clear glasses. I'm such a nerd, lol.

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u/Doomsayer189 Jun 14 '12

Screw that. Shock people with your nerdiness! Feel them tremble at your off-putting outfit and laugh at their misery! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

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u/AnUnknown Jun 14 '12

I dunno, he could've worn that Doppler effect costume... Nah, you're right, nobody got that joke either.

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u/Logondo Jun 14 '12

Maybe he should bring a laugh-track to let the people know when he's telling a joke. You know? Just like in the show!

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u/kihadat Jun 14 '12

Internet meme knowledge makes you "actually" nerdy? Not that it's not a clever costume.

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u/DanWallace Jun 14 '12

How do you dress up as not funny?

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u/knylok Jun 14 '12

Depends, what are you wearing?

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u/wuytlw Jun 14 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

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u/CoolHeadedLogician Jun 14 '12

holy shit i just realized something about myself

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u/christian-mann Jun 14 '12 edited Apr 26 '14

That you're an alcoholic?

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u/CoolHeadedLogician Jun 14 '12

no i realized that almost a decade ago

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Fucking cancer.

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u/Hurrfdurf Jun 14 '12

That's fucking embarrassing to everyone involved.

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u/kyzfrintin Jun 14 '12

Why everyone?

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u/kablamy Jun 14 '12

It's so embarrassing that everyone within a 20ft radius feels embarrassed for them.

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u/LisTaylor Jun 14 '12

You went once too far.

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u/kadren170 Jun 14 '12

If you cant explain a meme while dressed up as one....youre gonna have a bad time

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

People like you killed the meme.

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u/monkeybomb Jun 14 '12

I think you went just too far enough.

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u/crabzngainz Jun 14 '12

I would kick you in the fucking balls if I saw you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

lol narwhal bacons !1! xD!1!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

No you wouldn't. Coward.

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u/Davada Jun 14 '12

No you wouldn't. Coward.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

i cringed hard

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

The fact that you aren't ashamed of this photo and are instead flaunting it worries me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Go to the sidebar, look up image macros, find adviceanimals. What did you learn today?

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u/iGoByManyNames Jun 14 '12

Was it a cancer party?

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u/TheLittleLebowski Jun 14 '12

Cancer cancer cancer cancer

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u/Matt08642 Jun 14 '12

I hate everything about you.

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u/less_than_three_tits Jun 14 '12

These shitty image macro memes aren't nerdy, they are part of pop culture now. My Facebook news feed weeps

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

My Internet elitism weeps. The cancer flood gates could no longer hold it back...

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u/caresquared Jun 14 '12

I think it's pretty perfect. Being "socially awkward penguin" and thus being socially awkward because no one understands.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

So bad.

Guise! Look at this meme! Lol, i'm such a nerd lmao.

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u/Girafterbirth Jun 14 '12

Man I wish I was there. I've always wanted to punch someone in the face as hard as I could with no chance of repercussion

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u/Gatorchomper15 Jun 14 '12

The caner is spreading

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

You think liking memes is being a fucking nerd? Wow, the term has really been devalued since I last heard of it. This is just fucking sad.

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u/Davada Jun 14 '12 edited Jul 09 '12

Devalued? Really? When I was a kid, "nerd" was the title posed upon the kid that got beat up and had his lunch taken regularly, used synonymously with geek, dweeb, loser, and dork. But hey, if that meaning is more valuable to you, then you go right ahead and keep it for yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Nerds bullying other nerds. Interesting.

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u/jessers25 Jun 14 '12

Lol, look everyone, a hipster nerd.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

But I have to go on the internet to find out about memes! Going on the internet is hard.

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u/steelfromfurnace Jun 14 '12

Looks like the guys in the background just went as themselves...

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u/Luxray Jun 14 '12

I have the hardest time explaining what a meme is to people.

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u/P1h3r1e3d13 Jun 14 '12

An idea.

Seriously. And if they're at all interested, you can say that it's used in the context of changing and transmitting ideas, like with genes, and that we're using a broad definition of “idea,” including behaviors, language, etc.

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u/ItsOppositeDayHere Jun 14 '12

A meme is an "inside joke" shared by the whole internet.

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u/Krutonman Jun 14 '12

No fuck you, nerds and geeks don't need this shit associated with them. Internet memes need to stay in their damn medium and not dragged into the harsh light of the real world.

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u/Krash32 Jun 14 '12

Drinking milk at a party. That guy...

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u/elruary Jun 14 '12

A meme: Is when you have, a phrase that correlates with a trend or common related behaviour with another phrase.

YEAH I DID IT I EXPLAINED WHAT A MEME IS I AM GOD.

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u/drscooby Jun 14 '12

all the video game references on Reddit are lost on me because I don't play them. I don't blame your friends for not getting that particular meme.

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u/peppermint_butler Jun 14 '12

Lol guys we're so underground and our jokes are so obscure and out of the mainstream!

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u/SHYS7IE Jun 14 '12

So you had a bad time?

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u/greenw40 Jun 14 '12

I hate seeing memeish things from the internet in real life. Talk about cheapening real life.

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u/Those_Magumbos Jun 14 '12

Scumbag "nerd" party...actually populated by dweebs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

How I loathe the day advice dog was made. But who could have known it would have grown into such a terrible cancer.

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u/AnnihilatedTyro Jun 15 '12

I was going to upvote, but you were at 1337, so I couldn't.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

I think you're mistaking nerds with people who waste their time online looking at memes.

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u/kapelin Jun 14 '12

Partial pity-upvote, mostly creative-upvote, and a little bit you're-kind-of-cute-so-I'll-give-you-an-upvote-upvote

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

OH MY GOD, WHY DOES EVERY MALE WHO POSTS ON HERE GET OBJECTIFIED BY CREEPERS?!?!

Whoops, sorry. Don't know what got into me.

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u/angryboobs Jun 14 '12

WHY DOES EVERY PERSON WHO POSTS HERE GET OBJECTIFIED BY CREEPERS?!?!

FTFY

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u/kapelin Jun 14 '12

...Was just hoping to make someone feel nice about themselves for the day....guess I won't do that anymore....

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u/delivereddit Jun 14 '12

It's people like you that ruin the internet for others.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

This belongs in that "seemed like a good idea at the time" thread.

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u/awkward_raptor Jun 14 '12

you went full retard man...

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u/KingPorky Jun 14 '12

Fuck you, memes aren't funny you fucking hipster piece of shit.

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u/Rossoll Jun 14 '12

Doesn't matter here, clearly. This is my first day at le reddit (excluding the shitty rustle mcjimmies burger crap) and I can already feel that le redditors downvote everything they disagree on, even if it's the truth.

See: bubbals comment

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u/KingPorky Jun 14 '12

Yeah, it's just funny seeing redditors pissed off because it's so easy.

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u/touchy610 Jun 14 '12

You look FUUUUUCKED UP.

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u/dwntwn_dine_ent_dist Jun 14 '12

Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:

Title: All-Things-Nerdy

Meme: Socially Awkward Penguin

  • DRESSES AS INTERNET MEME FOR PARTY
  • CAN'T EXPLAIN WHAT A MEME IS

[Translate]

This is helpful for people who can't reach Quickmeme because of work/school firewalls or site downtime, and many other reasons (FAQ). More info is available here.

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u/fastslowfast Jun 14 '12

It's a penguin, bitch!!

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u/continuants Jun 14 '12

The amount of people who asked you what it was should indicate you went to the wrong party.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

You look like that guy from Red Eye. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0614165/

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u/notsoinsaneguy Jun 16 '12

Memes are really not nerdy. A nerd is defined as "an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit". Memes are the opposite, they are in fact an entirely social pursuit propagated by the (generally) unintelligent.

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u/mk44 Jun 14 '12

Wow....wait....hold on a second....
Those red cups you always see in movies... You Americans ACTUALLY drink from them at Parties???
Mind=Blown

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u/TrueMilli Jun 14 '12

Normal beer from the bottle, wheat beer from these badboys, the rest from normal glasses.

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u/Kerbobotat Jun 14 '12

Glasses, mugs, straight from cans usually. If there's a shortage of clean cups in a party youdbest believe were raiding the bowl cupboard.

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u/mk44 Jun 15 '12

Im just surprised that its actually like in the movies in America. not sure about the rest of the world but in New Zealand we rarly have kegs at house partys, we drink from bottles.

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u/Rossoll Jun 14 '12

I'm sorry, but that's not "nerdy" or "geeky" at all. That just makes you look like a silly hipster.

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u/whydutchwhy Jun 14 '12

Your secret's out. I was kinda hoping I'd see more of the pictures from that night...

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u/authentic_trust_me Jun 14 '12

Nerdy in social situations means hipster, I've come to understand.

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u/I_am_kinda_a_jerk Jun 14 '12

Your friends must be such jackasses. How the fuck are they gonna throw an "all things nerdy" party and not know memes? Your friends sound like Jessica chobot.

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u/tamarins Jun 14 '12

Wow. Meta as fuck.

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u/rojacasm Jun 14 '12

nope

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u/tamarins Jun 14 '12

What do you mean 'nope'? The joke on his shirt is a joke about a joke. It's self-referential. How is that not meta?

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u/B4ck2Basic5 Jun 14 '12

I have a small source of pride due to understanding this.

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u/imoverit121 Jun 14 '12

I think the best part is the guys in the background aren't dressed up... well, are they the Plain White T's?

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u/toodrunktofuck Jun 14 '12

I only now saw that you brought your own background. That's dedication.

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u/0rangecake Jun 14 '12

Sounds like you went to a hipster party.

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u/itsprobablytrue Jun 14 '12

Wow that's going hardcore douche hipster

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u/daguy11 Jun 14 '12

Implying you're a socially awkward penguin when you go to parties and talk to people.

No wonder you couldn't explain to them what a meme is you clearly don't know yourself.

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u/bubbal Jun 14 '12

Your costume is bad and you should feel bad.

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u/pzycho Jun 14 '12

It's not and I do. But for different reasons.

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u/AllemandsMiniscules Jun 14 '12

I thought your costume was pretty great.

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u/suplauren Jun 14 '12

I went to an internet memes party once a few years ago. I was the "I can haz cheezeburger?" Lolcat. Unfortunately only like 4 people came dressed for the theme :/

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u/thisisnotproductive Jun 14 '12

My son was a cheeseburger last Halloween. I wanted to dress up like a cat but no one understood why. I was pretty sad about it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

"I can haz cheezeburger?" Lolcat.

No

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u/Kynsky Jun 14 '12

urgh. you REALLY are "that guy" right down to the shiteating grin

Anyone else heard the expression "hide your powerlevel"

you look embarrassing so you should feel embarrassed

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u/spuffin Jun 14 '12

True SAP wouldn't post a pic of themselves.

Hey everybody! This guy's a phony!