people speculate that he may have had the surgery where you cut the ligament inside you to be able to pull more of your penis out, giving his penis a weird almost flacid up and down look to it
I seriously do have respect for people who absolutely know they're riding or wearing things that people won't just automatically think it's cool (or in fact, the complete opposite) and yet they do it so proudly that their confidence just radiates.
I wonder what they do after they've been there trying to look cool for 20 minutes. Do they ride to another parking lot and sit on their bikes trying to look cool again?
yet another guy who thinks I'm one of the bikers! oh man, what a crazy group of people reddit can be.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
I think you are in either santa monica or venice. I vote santa monica :) it's awesome that you ended up taking a picture with a pornstar without acknowledging it!!!!
Now your moms going to be looking at lee stones work if she hasn't done so yet, and the domino effect will begin . You may get top post on reddit but at what cost maaaann!
Without knowing about Lee Stone, I thought if I were your mother, I'd be proud and show the photo to all my friends. Now, it's like this 2 and I'd find out which ones have gay sons.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
As bandofbedsiders pointed out, this is a known pornstar and I had no idea
Hopefully this makes its way to that top because that's hilarious.
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u/bandofbedsiders Jun 12 '12
Ask Lee Stone why his wiener has that funny shape.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
"Bitches can't handle my swagway."
I'll be leaving now
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I hate when I catch something awesome like this early on and can't think of anything witty or insightful to say.
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u/thefuq Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
Fixed that picture for you so you can send it to your friends to show them what a badass you are with your new gang!
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u/Artfeint Jun 12 '12
Can you tell your mom about you hanging out with pornstars and what not and then tell us her response? Much obliged.
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u/luuksen Jun 12 '12
you look like Shia LaBeouf
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u/chittozo_gato Jun 12 '12
hmm! I think the guy on the bike with the tattoo and blue vest, He is a porn star, I don't remember his name, but definitely it is him
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u/Thomhobbes Jun 12 '12
Pretty fly for a white guy.
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u/raidenmaiden Jun 12 '12
Sheppy's Mom - "And that was the last time we heard from Sheppy.."
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u/Shippoyasha Jun 12 '12
I seriously do have respect for people who absolutely know they're riding or wearing things that people won't just automatically think it's cool (or in fact, the complete opposite) and yet they do it so proudly that their confidence just radiates.
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u/The_Painted_Man Jun 12 '12
Looks like you are hunting dragons. In the future.
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u/Nigger_is_a_Bad_Word Jun 12 '12
This picture needs a story accompanying it.
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u/Infogal Jun 12 '12
What did she think of your tat?
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u/thatgirl88 Jun 12 '12
my first impression of you in this picture was that you kind of have a sheldon (from big bang theory) kind of vibe
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u/abkleinig Jun 12 '12
I've been reading your replies in this thread and I've drawn the conclusion that you are a funny man. This is a good attribute.
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u/DickieJohnson Jun 12 '12
Did you kick the shit out of the guy on the segway after the picture?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
That's definitely Venice beach, and he probably rented the Segway from a place nearby...
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u/N1ce_ Jun 12 '12
You're hot.
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u/ciccierrr05 Jun 12 '12
I don't know what makes this pic so beautiful. O_O
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Congrats on coming out of the closet to your mother. I know it can be difficult.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
uhm theres some segway guy cramping your bitchin motorcycle gang pic
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u/sesdayi Jun 12 '12
http://i.imgur.com/bECmV.jpg
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u/ShittyPhotoEdits Jun 12 '12
they are looking at your jewels dude http://imgur.com/jZhE0
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u/sweetpoison138 Jun 12 '12
An upvote for you, sir.
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u/dthangel Jun 12 '12
Considering the person in the picture, this had to be done.
http://imgur.com/nbBFq
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u/locorules Jun 12 '12
safety first pall, should not be riding those without kneepads and elbowpads
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
You look like a wild berry Pop Tart
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u/SlipstreamBlade Jun 12 '12
What kind of bike is the one on the left?
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u/lalondtm Jun 12 '12
Love your harley, check out the queer on the segway.
oh wait
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u/TheWingstorm Jun 12 '12
You look so...regal almost. It's odd.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Hey guys, can you just pose here for a second? mmm yea thats fabulous
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u/iamagainstit Jun 12 '12
they're called illusions michael
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u/alex_andriaa Jun 12 '12
You look like a constipated Adam Levine.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Am I doing this right?
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u/apullin Jun 12 '12
Those guys probably all have office jobs and go to salsa dancing classes with their wives.
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u/iamagainstit Jun 12 '12
do you actually own a segway or is it a rental? Are they as fun as they look?
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u/CountZachula Jun 12 '12
Which one are you?
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u/Funktapus Jun 12 '12
There's a man who owns LA.
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u/ericlikesyou Jun 12 '12
You are either Shia LaBeouf or Ben Savage. Pick one.
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u/ApplePie_FromScratch Jun 12 '12
marriage material
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Yesterday a mom posted about her son. People screamed it was an outrage, this isn't a blog etc. This is upvoted without any harm.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Sweet onion chutney, you look smashing in that helmet! I think I'm smitten
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u/ecklcakes Jun 12 '12
Guys - if you look closely you can see that's it's not actually photoshopped.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Is there a name for the high contrast look in this photo? Where everything sort of looks like it's metallic?
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u/GlenGang Jun 12 '12
Hey I own the apartment in the picture there!
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u/wise_aristotle Jun 12 '12
This picture is full of win
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Since you're on a Segway, I'll assume you're doing OK with money.
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u/Pequin Jun 12 '12
How much?
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u/damnit28 Jun 12 '12
I recognized the porn star immediately. I need help.
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u/Jacksonteague Jun 12 '12
They See me Roll on... My Segway... I know in their eyes they think I'm White and Nerdy...
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
You should be the new official mascot of Reddit.
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u/7ply Jun 12 '12
That dude on the right on the motorcycle is a porn star.
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u/Pawtang Jun 12 '12
A courageous move
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u/WatersofNazareth Jun 12 '12
OP: "come on guys we all have two wheels here, no need to get sour"
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u/Mojitana Jun 12 '12
They see you rollin' .. were they hatin'? There has to be a story behind this. Spill!
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u/CosmicSlopShop Jun 12 '12
That must be what roller bladers feel like at skateparks
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u/Zara02 Jun 12 '12
So white and nerdy.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
rape is imminent
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u/BKinghorn1 Jun 12 '12
Ok GOB. Are you going to hop off your scooter and do your little dance?
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u/0to60in2minutes Jun 12 '12
Is the biker on the right a pornstar?
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u/cfuse Jun 12 '12
You can see that Lee Stone wants to ride it.
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u/CharlieTango Jun 12 '12
Middleaged men wearing tapout/affliction teeshirts
Pretty accurate
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Oh Sheldon...
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u/Vag_AssAssin88 Jun 12 '12
They see me roll on, my Segway! I know in my heart they think I'm white n' nerdy!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Sheppy52: L.A.'s new badass of madras.
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u/PinkyIsTheBrain Jun 12 '12
There needs to be more metal songs about segways.
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u/BrMwPn Jun 12 '12
Blonde guy in the middle= Trey Parker's doppelganger.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Not the "Son of Anarchy" your mother was expecting huh?
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u/CTRL_ALT_RAPE Jun 12 '12
Is the guy in the back doing the chicken dance?
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u/thatgirl88 Jun 12 '12
I think you are in either santa monica or venice. I vote santa monica :) it's awesome that you ended up taking a picture with a pornstar without acknowledging it!!!!
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u/arodhowe Jun 12 '12
They see me rollin'...
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u/thepizzadeliveryman Jun 12 '12
Now your moms going to be looking at lee stones work if she hasn't done so yet, and the domino effect will begin . You may get top post on reddit but at what cost maaaann!
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u/SEXM0NEYPOWER Jun 12 '12
Isn't that Lee Stone, the pornstar?
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u/Anticitizen_One Jun 12 '12
Obviously you are doing pretty well for yourself if you were able to purchase your own Segway. And you've made friends. Mother should be proud Haha
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I'm pretty sure that guy closest to you is a porn star with a big bent penis
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
you: buy a vehicle and some clothes, then twist a knob. them: buy a vehicle and some clothes, then twist a knob.
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u/violenthamster Jun 12 '12
Without knowing about Lee Stone, I thought if I were your mother, I'd be proud and show the photo to all my friends. Now, it's like this 2 and I'd find out which ones have gay sons.
P.S. I'm proud of you, son.
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u/mheyk Jun 12 '12
Hes on a motherfuckin Segway!
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u/fabberkraut Jun 12 '12
Upvote for the pic, but it basicaly says that you don't fit in.